You know how, when you see a particularly floral kind of floral, people will say, “That looks like my grandma’s couch/drapes/nightgown, etc?” Such comparisons never occur to us because our grandmothers weren’t floral types. Instead, when we look at something like this:...

This dress lost all its impact the more we looked at it. Rita Ora attends the British Fashion Awards 2012 in London in a Vivienne Westwood gown. The color’s gorgeous and the basic shape looks great on her, but in typical Westwood style, there’s just too much going on with the...

Mr. Frodo looks adorable here. Elijah Wood at the world premiere of ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’ in Wellington, New Zealand. We wonder if it must be weird to be on a red carpet in Wellington, stepping out of a Bag End mockup after all this time – and he’s only a...

Looks like we can add Miss Scarlett to the list of ladystars who do a lot better the less gussied up they get.   Scarlett Johansson (pictured with Benjamin Walker) attend ‘Cat On A Hot Tin Roof’ photocall in New York City. Scarlett is wearing a Band of Outsiders black blazer,...

Our first reaction to these pics was a resounding “WHAT the…?”   Evangeline Lilly attends the world premiere of ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’ in Wellington, New Zealand. But that had more to do with her hair, which, we have to say, we really...

If we were Duchess Cathy’s Gays-in-Waiting, we would have ripped this dress right out of her hands the moment she expressed a desire to try it on.   Catherine, The Duchess of Cambridge attends the official opening of The Natural History Museums’s Treasures Gallery at Natural...

We bet that many of you, like us, were all “Cate ‘Galadriel’ Blanchett at The Hobbit premiere? Sign me up! Let’s see it, girl!” Or something to that effect. And if you are even more like us, you’re probably gonna give out a disappointed “Oh” at...

Miss Selena, we knew Cher. Cher was an icon of ours. And you, Miss Selena… Selena Gomez attends the 9th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in a Dolce&Gabbana gown paired with a Judith Leiber clutch, Giuseppe Zanotti shoes, and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Judith Leiber Laser-Cut Velvet...

We’re showcasing this one to prove a point. SOME PEOPLE know how to show up to a film screening and not look like it’s a waste of their time. Maggie Grace attends the screening of ‘Killing Them Softly’ in New York City in Emporio Armani. Emporio Armani Spring 2013...

Velvet gowns, darlings. They’re tough as hell to pull off, even for the preternaturally thin. Uma Thurman attends the 9th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in an Atelier Versace gown. But we’ve gotta say, Miss Uma’s coming damn close to making it happen here. It helps that: The...

After yesterday’s succession of increasingly cranky posts featuring questionable outfits, we’ve got a whole fuckton of gowns in the offing for y’all today. A FUCKTON OF GOWNS. It’s a fashion term. You wouldn’t understand. Katy? Katy Perry attends the 9th Annual...

Miss Leighton is serving up ’80s cocaine-fueled, New Wave, cover-of-Interview-magazine realness here. Also: boy butts. What’s not to love, darlings?   Leighton Meester is featured in the November 2012 issue of Flaunt magazine photographed by Yu tsai and styled by Robert...

Y’know, if she was walking down the street during the day wearing this outfit, we’d say it’s almost cute.   Katharine McPhee attends the screening of ‘Killing Them Softly’ in New York City. Except for the craft store fur glued onto it, of course. That...

We swear we’re not in a bad mood today. No, really. It’s just that everyone we’re featuring today is disappointing us on the sartorial front. Besides, if we were loving and complimentary all the time, you’d stop reading, wouldn’t you? Admit it.   Hugh...

This strikes us as an “almost, but not quite.” We don’t hate it enough to pan it completely, but we think it needed some finessing.   Bérénice Bejo attends the premiere of ‘Populaire’ in Paris in a Louis Vuitton dress. Louis Vuitton Spring 2013...

Queen Helen of the Island of Fuckinfantastica? It’s time we had a talk. Helen Mirren attends the premiere of ‘Hitchcock in Los Angeles in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce&Gabbana Fall 2012 Collection It seems to us, in reading your red carpet tea leaves (which is something we just...

We’re gonna go with the assumption that the strange hair color is a result of lighting quirks; otherwise, we’d have to assume that she dyed her forearm to match her hair and even J Lo’s not that crazy. Jennifer Lopez made an appearance at the Cavalli Club and Restaurant in...

Yay! The election season is finally behind us, people have all calmed down just a tad, and that means we can go back to criticizing Shelley’s outfits! Win-win!   First lady Michelle Obama and her daughters are presented with the official White House Christmas Tree in Washington,...

JESUS CHRIST, BRAD PITT. Which is kind of an ironic thing to blurt out, considering you look like Homeless Jesus here. Brad Pitt attends the screening of his new film ‘Killing Them Softly’ at the School Of Visual Arts Theatre in New York City. “I’m Brad Pitt and I...

Oh GURL. Some sassy queen needed to stop you before you left the house, pursed their lips, arched one eyebrow and simply said, “HELL no” before spinning on their heels and sashaying away. It could only have helped. Emily Blunt attends the IFP’s 22nd Annual Gotham Independent...

And for your final pretty of the day, current Broadway star Jessica Chastain gets a very plastic-looking cover for Marie Claire, but models some rather dramatic couture for the inside. She’s getting better at this modeling thing.   Jessica Chastain covers the December 2012 issue of...