Yes, it’s Sweet Charity, the mod musical about a dumb hooker and her dead-end life! Our story starts here, as Charity Hope Valentine, dressed as tackily as her name suggests, meets up with her fiance Charlie in Central Park. Now, you and I know that Charlie’s no good just by...

First, a little personal story about this episode. The night it aired, Lorenzo stomped off and vowed never to watch the show again. We were BOTH pissed off at what seemed to us a blatantly unfair auf’ing. We harrumphed our way through the rest of the season, but when season 3 rolled...

We had absolutely NO plans to write about this show and we weren’t even sure we were going to watch it. I mean, how much can you write about hairdressers? Good lord, were we wrong. We first started hearing the buzz about it through our little “Bravo grapevine” and to be...

You work that shit, girl! Honestly? There’s not much to say here. She totally deserved the win. It’s a testament to her skills that she had never done menswear before and yet she pulled it off perfectly. It’s classic, it’s stylish and it’s tailored to perfection....

Guess what, darlings? It’s time to grill another judge! The fabulous Jonathan Adler was kind enough to take time out from his busy schedule of pot-throwing, ping-pong, and sock-burning to submit himself to us (figuratively speaking). So, what surprised you about how the show developed?...

Thank god we’re in agreement on the next episode kittens, because – you guessed it – we do NOT agree on this dress. Lorenzo loves it and Tom thinks she looks like a salad-in-a-bag. Oh, alright. That’s a little harsh. It IS pretty. It’s just that the design is so...

Kittens, we were THRILLED to get a chance to interview Margaret Russell! Enjoy! Darling, we’re HUGE fans. It’s an honor to have you sit and get raked over the coals by us. Let’s start with you, you fabulous thing: You’ve been with ELLE DECOR since Day Two and in the...

Hey, even wood nymphs wanna get their freak on every now and then. Nick, we luvya, but this dress was a disaster. We think that, left to his own devices, Nick is capable of producing classic, flowy goddess gowns. It’s what he excels at. Unfortunately, when Nick is floundering in a...

O, what a beautiful morning to rip this glorious film to shreds! Darlings, it’s Oklahoma! Where the men are men, the women are manipulative, and the entire damn territory can’t seem to make up their minds about who they want to sleep with. Our film starts here, with babe-alicious...

Alright. Tom’s gonna have to backtrack here and agree with Lorenzo. This one should have won. And he’s not saying that because Lorenzo threatened to withhold sex from him. Really. There’s only one criticism: the proportions on that skirt are a little off. It looks,...

A damn shame. We can understand the judges’ reasoning behind the auf’ing, but it seemed to us that Andrae was finally getting the hang of this thing and realized it’s about expressing yourself through your designs and not by playing to the camera. This was actually a cute...

Oh, there was much arguing last night over this dress. This goddamn season is going to be the death of our marriage. We hope you bitches are happy. Lorenzo thinks there were better choices for the win on the runway, but Tom thinks this is the prettiest and most “garden party” out...

“Hi everybody. Can I ask you to gather ’round?” “I care tremendously about each and everyone of you. That’s why it’s time to rip into you all. You guys really need to wake the fuck up. Seriously. This is not a game here, people. This is FASHION and you are...

We’re going to be nice to Santino because he tried really hard this week and he showed some humility to the judges, which was nice to see. Unfortunately, this ain’t working on any level. To be honest, so the fuck what if Austin used the same fabric last year? Far too much was made...

This is another one where we don’t agree. Lorenzo likes it and Tom doesn’t. We’re in agreement that conceptually, it’s a fine place to start. However, Lorenzo thinks the end product was pretty and bold, while Tom thinks it looks a little precious and amateurish....

Darlings, we may get a tiny amount of flack for this, but thank god for the overreactions of gay men and supermodels. Otherwise, this show would be a lot less fun.   “So Zulema, this is also a competition for the models as well, too. So you also as well have the option to choose...

Darlings, Jesus just doesn’t want us to recap The Harvey Girls. We went to two videostores. Neither had it – and the film student working behind the counter at the second one informed us that it hadn’t even been released on DVD! Stupid clerk. Some day, darlings. But Jesus...

Hello, 911? We’d like to report a robbery. We may have given the impression that we hate Andrae. That’s not it. We think he needs to pare down the bullshit and just express himself in his work, because when he does, he really demonstrates the soul of an artist. This was a unique...

She’s fabulous AND she’s crazy! “Hi boys. Grace Kelsey here. I’ve really enjoyed the posts about Season 2 and thanks to everyone for all the fine compliments. I’m flattered! I’m also pretty into the ongoing battle of the Hair Harpies. How exciting,...

Yow. Not even Tarah could make this look good. We may have ragged on Daniel for having a somewhat uninspired inspiration, but for sheer lameness, nothing beats using a dress as inspiration for … a dress. Zulema really fell apart this week. We never really liked any of the stuff she made...

This garment has been a point of contention in the T&L household for over a year now. Tom always thought it was a beautiful garment perfectly executed. Lorenzo always thought that basing your look on a flower is far from the most original idea in the world and didn’t warrant the...