Darling Emmett’s Fall 2007 collection is out and poodles, it’s a keeper. With rich, sophisticated colors and gorgeous prints, this collection of classics-with-a-twist is a set of instant wardrobe must-haves. Plus, the coats, kittens! The coats! And the shoes! To die. In our...

Darlings, we’ve been Malan-flooded with emails asking about Uli and what the heck she’s been doing these days. We grabbed her after shopping for fabrics at Mood and asked her a couple of questions. Uli, darling, we haven’t talked to you in ages. Yes, last time I saw you guys...

Girls, we got a chance to interview the fabulous Camilla Barungi, Laura’s muse, and she made for such a fun and fascinating interview that we don’t need to say another word. Camilla, take it away:   Girl, your legs go on FOREVER. How tall are you? “Ha ha! I know, I...

Let’s throw a bomb, shall we? Season 4 looks to be the MOST drama-filled season of Project Runway yet, and already we’re hearing grumblings from the fans. When so many of them say that they “don’t watch the show for the drama,” we tend to think they’re...

Season 3 winner Jeffrey Sebelia showed his Spring/Summer 2008 Cosa Nostra collection last week in L.A. and – you guessed it – we have opinions. Some background: Jeffrey says he was inspired by Jon Krakauer’s book Into the Wild. “It was inspired by Chris...

Big queens that we are, we were watching Stacy London’s special, Fashion Fanatic, on TLC the other night and, big MARRIED queens that we are, we got into a little argument over something. The divine Stacy was reporting on high end shoes and bags, when she informed us that one of the...

Yes, it’s The Barkleys of Broadway! Fred and Ginger! Together again for the first time (on this blog, anyway)! We weren’t planning for our first Fred and Ginger movie to be their last one, but the day we announced we were doing F&G next, lo and behold, Netflix finally found...

Over the past couple of weeks, pictures from the Sex and the City shooting locations have been dribbling out to the press and honeys, we are distressed. Back in the show’s heyday, one of the things for which it was celebrated was its style and justifiably so. The gals almost always...

Yes, it’s Fiddler on the Roof! Sort of. You see, neither of us had ever seen this movie and when it came time to pick a flick for our next entry, because it’s such a classic and because we can half-sing at least 3 of the songs already, we figured it would be a fun choice. About 40...

A lot of people have been asking us about the dress Laura gave to the client on Tim Gunn’s show last week. We asked her for some info and pictures. The dress will be available soon, kittens, whether through QVC or some other venue. Worry not, you’ll be the first to know where to...

Alexandra Vidal, that adorable blonde from season one, has a pretty little confection of a collection out for Spring/Summer 2008. Here’s what she had to say to us about it: “Dear Tom and Lorenzo, Thank you so much for your interest in my new collection. I’m delighted you are...

Yes, it’s Victor/Victoria! And we hate you all for it! You see, we never really planned on doing many of the latter musicals because they’re too self-aware to parody. What was subtext in a classic MGM musical becomes text in anything post-Saturday Night Fever. Well, you bitches...

Yes, it’s High Society! The musical that asks the question “What did Katharine Hepburn have that I don’t?” Our story starts here as Louis Armstrong and his bandmates sit in the back of the bus (of course) and smoke pot. Take it away, Satchmo. Louis and his band meet up...

Frigging Amazing Race. Give us a break. Well, they didn’t win, but we have pics! Heidi in vintage Dior. She wears red on the red carpet way too often. Granted, she looks good in the color, but then again, she looks good in almost any color. Mix it up, girl. EDIT: We can swear we heard...

Darlings, between the move and various work-related responsibilities, we weren’t able to tear ourselves away from our desks and go to Malan’s show the other day. BUT! That doesn’t mean we can’t look at the pretty pictures, now does it? Once again, Malan presents a...

Yes, it’s Bye Bye Birdie! The musical extravaganza that…sucks. Seriously, bitches. You better love us for sitting through this THREE TIMES in order to write this post. Let’s get started, shall we? It’s 1963! Kennedy’s in the White House! Kruschev’s in the...

As you might remember, Laura showed her creations at the MetLife Snoopy in Fashion show on Friday in Bryant Park and sure, we may be just a tad biased, but try and tell us that hers weren’t the best pieces in the show. CAMILLA! Girl, we missed you! LOVE the dress; not so much on the...

HA! You didn’t think we could do it, did you? Well, it’s still Monday (even if you’re probably not going to read this until Tuesday at the earliest), which means that come hell, high water, or shitty wireless internet connection because our DSL line STILL isn’t hooked...

We’re BACK, bitches! You didn’t think we could do it, did you? Well, we can’t find anything and the phone isn’t hooked up yet, but goddammit, we found a wireless connection and we’re bringin’ it!So! The Harvey Girls! Let’s go! Our film opens as all...

Girl. Honey, we can’t really count ourselves among your biggest fans, but you’ve always provided us with the pleasure of making fun of your clothes or bitching at you for charging people to listen to your vocal exercises, so on some level you HAVE provided us with some...

Yes kids, it’s time for On a Clear Day You Ca– oh, forget it. Look, the plot is all the hell over the place on this one and most of the songs are forgettable. We’ll try to keep up, but really, the only point to this movie is Barbra’s hair, makeup and wardrobe, all of...