Laura Bennett’s Perfect Black Dress Sep26

Laura Bennett’s Perfect Black Dress

A lot of people have been asking us about the dress Laura gave to the client on Tim Gunn’s show last week. We asked her for some info and pictures. The dress will be available soon, kittens, whether through QVC or some other venue. Worry not, you’ll be the first to know where to...

Alexandra Vidal Spring/Summer 2008 Collection Sep25

Alexandra Vidal Spring/Summer 2008 Collection

Alexandra Vidal, that adorable blonde from season one, has a pretty little confection of a collection out for Spring/Summer 2008. Here’s what she had to say to us about it: “Dear Tom and Lorenzo, Thank you so much for your interest in my new collection. I’m delighted you are...

Musical Monday: Victor/Victoria Sep24

Musical Monday: Victor/Victoria

Yes, it’s Victor/Victoria! And we hate you all for it! You see, we never really planned on doing many of the latter musicals because they’re too self-aware to parody. What was subtext in a classic MGM musical becomes text in anything post-Saturday Night Fever. Well, you bitches...

Musical Monday: High Society Sep17

Musical Monday: High Society

Yes, it’s High Society! The musical that asks the question “What did Katharine Hepburn have that I don’t?” Our story starts here as Louis Armstrong and his bandmates sit in the back of the bus (of course) and smoke pot. Take it away, Satchmo. Louis and his band meet up...

Project Runway at the 2007 Emmy Awards Sep17

Project Runway at the 2007 Emmy Awards

Frigging Amazing Race. Give us a break. Well, they didn’t win, but we have pics! Heidi in vintage Dior. She wears red on the red carpet way too often. Granted, she looks good in the color, but then again, she looks good in almost any color. Mix it up, girl. EDIT: We can swear we heard...

Malan Breton Spring 2008 Collection Sep13

Malan Breton Spring 2008 Collection

Darlings, between the move and various work-related responsibilities, we weren’t able to tear ourselves away from our desks and go to Malan’s show the other day. BUT! That doesn’t mean we can’t look at the pretty pictures, now does it? Once again, Malan presents a...

Musical Monday: Bye Bye Birdie Sep10

Musical Monday: Bye Bye Birdie

Yes, it’s Bye Bye Birdie! The musical extravaganza that…sucks. Seriously, bitches. You better love us for sitting through this THREE TIMES in order to write this post. Let’s get started, shall we? It’s 1963! Kennedy’s in the White House! Kruschev’s in the...

Snoopy in Fashion Spring 2008 Collection Sep10

Snoopy in Fashion Spring 2008 Collection

As you might remember, Laura showed her creations at the MetLife Snoopy in Fashion show on Friday in Bryant Park and sure, we may be just a tad biased, but try and tell us that hers weren’t the best pieces in the show. CAMILLA! Girl, we missed you! LOVE the dress; not so much on the...

Musical Monday: The King and I Sep03

Musical Monday: The King and I

HA! You didn’t think we could do it, did you? Well, it’s still Monday (even if you’re probably not going to read this until Tuesday at the earliest), which means that come hell, high water, or shitty wireless internet connection because our DSL line STILL isn’t hooked...

Musical Monday: The Harvey Girls Aug28

Musical Monday: The Harvey Girls

We’re BACK, bitches! You didn’t think we could do it, did you? Well, we can’t find anything and the phone isn’t hooked up yet, but goddammit, we found a wireless connection and we’re bringin’ it!So! The Harvey Girls! Let’s go! Our film opens as all...

Dear Mimi, Aug22

Dear Mimi,

Girl. Honey, we can’t really count ourselves among your biggest fans, but you’ve always provided us with the pleasure of making fun of your clothes or bitching at you for charging people to listen to your vocal exercises, so on some level you HAVE provided us with some...

Musical Monday: On a Clear Day You Can See Forever Aug20

Musical Monday: On a Clear Day You Can See Forever

Yes kids, it’s time for On a Clear Day You Ca– oh, forget it. Look, the plot is all the hell over the place on this one and most of the songs are forgettable. We’ll try to keep up, but really, the only point to this movie is Barbra’s hair, makeup and wardrobe, all of...

Nikolaki Spring 2008 Collection Aug20

Nikolaki Spring 2008 Collection

Nick Verreos and David Paul debuted their Resort/Spring 2008 Nikolaki Collection at the W San Diego Hotel on August 16th and it’s appropriately dramatic, goddess-y and FIERCE, girl!               After the show, Nick served drinks as the celebrity...

The Wax Museum Aug15

The Wax Museum

This has been all over the celebrity blogosphere the last couple of days, but we just can’t resist a chance to rag on that entitled bitch, Gwyneth Paltrow. Her latest cover for W: WHAT. THE. HELL? Foregoing the fact that she looks like a ’70s porn star in this picture, we...

Kara Janx Fall 2007 Collection Aug15

Kara Janx Fall 2007 Collection

The fabulous Kara Janx recently unveiled her Fall 2007 collection and we have opinions, darlings!  That very high-waisted balloony skirt thing is a KJ staple. It’s cute, but it’s definitely for the very young and very thin. Love these two. A more tailored look than...

Musical Monday: Singin’ In The Rain Aug13

Musical Monday: Singin’ In The Rain

Yes, it’s time for that American Classic, Singin’ In The Rain! The story that teaches the valuable lesson: Watch out for those dumb girls, they can be real bitches when they want to! Our story starts here, on opening night of what’s sure to be the blockbuster film of 1927,...

Musical Monday: It’s time for Gypsy! Aug06

Musical Monday: It’s time for Gypsy!

Yes ladies, it’s time for Gypsy! The story of the Worst Mother in the World, and the daughter she whored out in a sad attempt to give her life meaning! It’s like the Patsy and JonBenet story set to music! With tassles! Our story starts here as little Louise Hovick and her little...

Laura Bennett, working for Peanuts. Aug03

Laura Bennett, working for Peanuts.

You better love us, bitches. Because we bring you the scoop! “Good grief” turns into fashion relief as MetLife presents a group designer fashion show featuring exclusively designed fashions for Snoopy on September 7 at 6 p.m. as part of Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Bryant Park....

The Girls of Season 2 Aug03

The Girls of Season 2

Number two in a series.   The FABULOUS Grace:   Allison: Cara (who looks better in photographs than she does on video): Claudia: Danyelle – gorgeous and chameleon-like: Eden – DAMN girl, those are some LONG legs!: Heather: Rachael – she ain’t no marshmallow:...

Musical Monday: Thoroughly Modern Millie Jul30

Musical Monday: Thoroughly Modern Millie

Yes kids, it’s Thoroughly Modern Millie! Because we just can’t seem to get Julie Andrews out of our systems – and because it’s one of Lorenzo’s favorite films and he pouted and stamped his feet to get his way! Kidnapping! Sex slavery! Offensive racial...

Heidi Ho! Jul27

Heidi Ho!

After being pregnant like 9 times in the last 4 years, Frau Seal reminds everyone just why she’s called THE BODY in the latest issue of Arena magazine in a spread that was apparently shot on a very hot day. She looks gorgeous! Safe for work, but just barely.   Are those...

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