We’re gown-free today, darlings. We think you all might need a break. Instead, we’re offering up a string of oddly business-like looks along with a boho disaster here and there. First up, Miss Byrne will show you where you can hang your coat, then take you into the conference room...

A little slice of Robb Stark for your Pretty of the Day, darlings.   Coat by Valentino | Tie by Thom Browne | Shirt by Turnbull & Asser | Trousers and Socks by J.Crew | Shoes by Church’s ‘Game of Thrones’ hottie Richard Madden is featured on Mr. Porter modeling...

  Attention whores and slutty boys to the runway, please! As always, the Versace men’s collection is not for the faint of heart, nor for those who want to appeal to them. It’s all PRINTS ! and CHECKS! and SHOULDERS! and FUR! and ABS! with this crowd.  And yes, your eyes did...

All things considered, this is a pretty simple look, but for pure BAM factor, you can’t beat it:   Kelly Rowland attends the BET Honors 2013 event in an Emilio Pucci dress paired with Charlotte Olympia pumps. Emilio Pucci Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Daria Strokous Charlotte Olympia...

A cartoon version of Jessica Simpson sat down with Jay Leno, you guys. It’s amazing what they can do with special effects these days.   Jessica Simpson makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show With Jay Leno’ in a Dolce&Gabbana dress paired with Casadei shoes. Not to...

Since we featured her making a rare (and near-literal) misstep the other day, we figured we’d do her a solid since she’s back to cute.   Freida Pinto attends the BAFTA Los Angeles 2013 Awards Season Tea Party in a Cue dress by Indian designers Rohit Gandhi and Rahul Khanna...

With all our live-tweeting on Sunday night – 5 straight hours of it, from the Golden Globes red carpet, through Downton Abbey, and then back to the end of the Globes broadcast – we somehow completely forgot that Revenge was airing. Perhaps more telling, only one person noticed...

Ugh. We can’t with this kid. We suppose the reason we’re so hard on him is not hard to figure out: He’s young, thin, and built for fashion, and right now, he’s getting amazingly gorgeous clothing just thrown at him. The result? This: Eddie Redmayne attends the BAFTA...

Our finely tuned red carpet noses detect a whiff of “new stylist” coming from Lady Mary’s direction.   ‘Downton Abbey’ star Michelle Dockery attends the in a Stella McCartney shift dress paired with Jimmy Choo pumps. Stella McCartney Spring 2013...

We’re feeling the need for a shot of diva in our morning coffee.   Jennifer Lopez attends The Weinstein Company’s 2013 Golden Globe Awards After Party in a Zuhair Murad couture gown. Zuhair Murad Fall 2012 Couture Collection As far as we’re concerned, there’s good...

Enough with all these gowns. Let’s look at some boyclothes. We hope that no one will be surprised that a collection dubbed “I Love Classics” by designer Christopher Bailey is chock full of, yes, classic Burberry looks, only slightly tweaked. It’s as if, after last...

Oh, what the hell. Let’s throw this one up for a vote, too. Especially since we have a lot of “On the one hand … On the other hand…” reactions to it.   Amanda Seyfried attends the BAFTA Los Angeles 2013 Awards Season Tea Party in a Vionnet dress accesorized...

Wow. It’s been a while since we’ve seen such a massive divide between how a dress looks on the runway, and how it winds up looking on the red carpet. Runway: Alberta Ferretti Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Marcele Dal Cortivo   Red carpet:   Krysten Ritter attends The Art...

One thing we’ve noticed recently: when you get her out of the Dior she wears so well, Miss Marion manages to have quite a bit of fun with her fashion.   Marion Cotillard attends the BAFTA Los Angeles 2013 Awards Season Tea Party in Erdem. Erdem Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Models:...

Nicole Kidman said something that struck us as a little odd to Ryan Seacrest the other night on the Golden Globes red carpet. Granted, it’s perhaps not fair to judge how anyone behaves when faced with the Seacrest. The willpower it takes to control the constant need to eyeroll in front...

Despite her super-serious, “My face’ll crack if I smile” expression, we think Rose picked a fun, cute outfit to wear.   Rose Byrne attends the 2013 G’Day USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala in Diane von Furstenberg. Bavna 18K Black and Rose Gold Bangle   Charlotte...

Let’s turn G,TNYD into a gameshow this time. Just for shits and giggles. Precious Unborn Fawns, COME ON DOWN! You’re the next contestant on Girl, That’s Not Your Dress! Now, who does this dress actually belong to, since it so clearly doesn’t belong to inexplicable...

And now we come up against the limitations of gay men assessing the fashion choices of women.   Gabrielle Union attends the BET Honors 2013 event in an Emilio Pucci dress. Emilio Pucci Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Jourdan Dunn Because the lady-oriented are going to look at the above...

We were going to classify this as a “Girl, That’s Not Your Dress” moment, but we reconsidered at the last minute.   Jennifer Lawrence attends the 38th Annual Los Angeles Film Critics Association Awards in a Valentino couture dress paired with Roger Vivier sandals and...

Okay, Kittens. Load up on your Ovaltine and Tang this morning, because, like yesterday, we’ve got a whole buttload of gowns and dresses to get through. In a way, awards season makes us a little sad, because the boys get shunted off to the side and you can pretty much forget about...

Miss Freida, we’re quite tired after a long day of red carpet bitchery, so we’re going to keep this quite brief. We love your dress.   Freida Pinto attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in an Antonio Berardi dress. Antonio Berardi...