Let’s wrap these bitches up, shall we? We did not love this dress, although that probably has more to do with the ugly fabrics than the dress itself. It’s your basic baby-doll silhouette, which is fine. Sorta flattering, but the skirt’s probably a little too full. We thought...
Rami & RickyWell, he’s fun to look at, but he is seriously lacking in the drama. We’re still hoping for a tear-streaked meltdown. On the other hand, he finally produced something that made us sit up in our seats. See, we just haven’t been wowed by Rami’s work so far. It’s... Jillian: Superstar“The shirt that I was left with had a lot of seaming and darts…so I found the exact same color …” Ladies and Ladies, it’s international sewing superstar JILLIAN, starring in The Arbitrary Judging Follies of ’07! SEE: JILLIAN as she decides the rules... Elisa: Off on her own.“I was thinking we could make it a little…FAH!” “A little–?” “- and then on top we could make it go SWISH!” “Swi–?” “-and then when you walk, you’ll go FAHSWISH FAHSWISH FAHSWISH! You’ll probably have... T Lo interviews Daniel VosovicSeason 2 fan favorite Daniel Vosovic recently unveiled his new line for NYLO hotels. In an interesting twist on the old chambermaid uniforms, the NYLO line is meant not only to be worn by NYLO employees, but it will also be available in in-hotel boutiques for the public. And why... SissyBear is BACK!“Designers, we’ll all remember Chris fondly now that he’s dead.” “But unfortunately, Designers, he just couldn’t make it work and so we’ve taken him out back and put him down.” “There, there. We’ll all miss him. But that’s... Kevin: Always a bridesmaid.God, we love it when designers can’t keep their inner rage off their faces. Sure, it sucked for Kevin when Christian won, but we clapped our widdle gay hands in glee at the sight of his pissed-off face. Come on. We live for that stuff. At this point, it’s only a matter of... Congratulations Princess Puffysleeves!Girl, that shit was FIERCE! Oh, we had our doubts about you last night. Specifically, your client relations skills. “I’m not a miracle worker, lady. I can’t make you have an ass.” But clearly, your client was a fruitfly who gets a kick out of mouthy, sassy little... NOOOOO!!!! Not Squinty McDimpleson!He can’t go home! He’s too cute! Then again… To use Steven’s favorite phrase, “Sweet merciful crap.” As adorable as we think he is, we can’t really argue with the judges’ decision last night. Did he have the worst garment with which to work?... What is UP with those models?The other day at Emmett’s, there were a couple of topics of conversation that everyone kept returning to again and again. Chris’ auf’ing was one but the other one was this season’s models. Far be it for us to talk smack about hard working girls, but holy cow, this... Team RickyRicky: “I think I should be team leader.” Victorya: “I agree. You do think you should be team leader.” Elisa: “Hi Ricky! I really like your hat.” Ricky: “Sometimes you just need to shut up and let me be in charge.” Victorya: “I don’t... Santa GunnAs you know, yesterday was the day Tim Gunn made his appearance at Emmett McCarthy’s store EMc2 to sign bobbleheads, greet his legion of fans and to just be Tim Gunn (believe us, that’s enough). Emmett had set up a large white tent in the courtyard behind his store... Princess Puffysleeves and Team StarWe love the little shit. We thought we were going to wind up hating him, but how can you not love a tiny little pocketgay with jacked-up hair, a 14-inch waist, and a predilection for pronouncing everything “fierce” through his nose? Sure, we wouldn’t want to be stuck in an... SissyBear is gone.*sniff* We miss him already. We weren’t even planning on getting to him today, since it would require posting about 6 outfits in one day, but you bitches just wouldn’t shut up about him on the Jillian post. Not that we can blame you. Who didn’t love Chris? To be honest, we... Congratulations, Jillian!YOU are the winner in the most boring episode ever! Feh. How did this happen? On paper, this had all the signs of being a fabulously entertaining hour. You had Nina in the workroom, looking (of course) fabulous. You had goofy fashion trends being fought over and you had a team challenge,... Stay with us, kittens!We’re in the home stretch here! Sweet Baby Jesus, there are a lot of designers, aren’t there? “Pants are just two big sleeves sewn together.” Seriously, what is not to love about Chris? Funny, competent, and completely drama-free. He’s quickly become one... VictorYA and StevenYeah, we already used this picture. Sue us. Now. Where were we? We like. The white jacket is a bold choice that wouldn’t look good on everyone but probably would’ve looked great on Tiki. There’s something weird going on with those pants, though. Poor boy’s got... Jillian and RamiShow of hands. Did anyone remember this outfit? They shoved all the well made outfits off the runway so fast that we completely forgot about it. We’ve seen the previews. We know the bitchiness is coming, but dammit, we have to admit, she’s talented. Possibly REALLY talented.... Kevin and Ricky“Every one of the gay guys in the room was freaking out…being the only straight guy, I was like, whatever.” Dude, are you going to mention that EVERY WEEK? We GET IT. You’re a big manly man clothing designer. Although you wouldn’t know it from this piece. Not the... Collar BlindExplain something to us, poodles. We keep reading these wildly negative comments about Sweet P – some going so far as to say she’s a bitch – and we honestly don’t get why. She seems to be getting along with her fellow designers fairly well so we’re not sure what... Kit Got Fleeced!We have to say, this design is growing on us. So much so that we’re prepared to go along with what seems to be the majority opinion that this outfit should have won. Let’s get one thing out of the way right off: that is some wonky tailoring going on there in the jacket. The pants... |