Of course we got up early to root for our girl this morning and sent her a text at the last second to wish her luck. And if you didn’t get up early to buy that LBD on QVC, you’re SOL because that gorgeous little black dress of hers sold out in minutes. Tell QVC you want more! We...

Enough with this Lifetime sturm und drang! Put on your best Dorothy Zbornak bitchpants and LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!! Here’s Heidi at Nickelodeon™’s 2008 Kids™ Choice Awards held at the Pauley Pavilion in Westwood, California. Dear Heidi, Fire your Gays. Affectionately,...

Darlings, we promise we’ll shut up about Jay for a while after this, but after seeing the movie this weekend, we felt we HAD to write about it. In short, we loved it. Now, the longer version. It’s a little difficult to look at a documentary with anything approaching objectivity...

Season one Project Runway winner Jay McCarroll’s documentary Eleven Minutes will be having its world premiere tomorrow night in his current hometown (and ours), Philadelphia at (where else?) The Philadelphia Film Festival (April 5th and 7th). From there, it moves on to Toronto (April 24th and...

Debra Messing attends the 2008 USA Network UpFront at The Museum Of Modern Art in New York City in a dress from Donna Karan’s Spring 2008 line: This is just a big “Feh.” It looks off-the-rack and it does nothing for her figure. Not that she actually has much of a figure, but...

Kimberley Locke wore a Christian Siriano original upon her return to the American Idol stage last night and we have opinions. Actually, we’re a little torn. It’s not a style that we respond particularly well to. On the other hand, there are aspects of this dress that put us more...

Kittens, Alex crawled out of his hole and scribbled this for us, such is his commitment to your entertainment. He said he’s got another strip in the works for us so clap loudly!     [Illustrations: Alex...

Get your tomatoes and warm up your pitching arms, girls!   Heavy and depressing and uninteresting bordering on ugly. It completely obliterates whatever figure that model has. Another point – and for us, this is the biggest complaint we have about Chris’ collection – it...

It’s SissyBear’s turn and oh, kittens. Are we ever in TROUBLE. Now, why are we in trouble? Well, we fear you’re going to come after us with torches and pitchforks. See, a great many of you swooned over this collection and some of you even went so far as to opine that his...

    And the clunks just keep on coming. Ignoring the ugly plaid (which is nigh-impossible for us), that top doesn’t seem to go with it at all, and the silhouette just ain’t all that. The pants are weirdly balloony. Had they been a full straight-leg trouser or a skinny...

Poodles, now comes the time when we give the decoys the RunGay treatment. Stepping up to the plate, that inked little darling from L.A., Miss Sweet P. Sweet P’s kind of hard to pin down. Her work during the competition was (at best) erratic and when she walked out on that runway to...

  This was another look that drew gasps from the crowd – and rightfully so. No, of course it’s not “wearable” in the sense that the average woman would ever attempt this look, but it’s a stunningly dramatic statement. She cut quite a figure walking down that...

Well, since you judgmental bitches seemed to enjoy it so much last time… Here’s Sarah Jessica Parker at ShoWest 2008 at The Paris Hotel and Casino on March 13, 2008 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Now, Stacy and Clinton maintain that women shouldn’t wear miniskirts over the age of 35,...

Princess, come on down! You’re the next contestant on The Price is Right! Kittens, this is going to be tough. We laughed when we uploaded all the pictures for this post and realized we’d essentially be discussing the same outfit over and over again. Which isn’t to say that...

    This is the third time we’ve seen this look from Jillian, but we can’t blame her. It’s a great look and it’s quickly becoming her signature. On the other hand, we think she overworked it this time. There’s a lot of great detailing here, but too much...

Darlings, let’s turn the tables, shall we? Here’s La Nina at the Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF: Love the shoes. As for the dress, well she’s certainly right on trend, because that yellow seems to be the “it” color for Spring. More specifically,...

It’s Baby’s turn! We haven’t tried to hide the fact that we loved Jillian’s collection the best. It seems to us that in a competition like Project Runway, the final winner should demonstrate not only a strong point of view and a sense of innovation, but also the...

Onward to bitchery, bitches!   From the waist up, pretty. Very pretty, in fact. We don’t normally love those “blooming onion” collars but the proportions are right. The sleeves are nice too. Still don’t love the color, though. From the waist down…ouch....

Now, what can we say as an introduction? We’re going to have to cop to something right away: for the most part, we didn’t like this collection. There were a handful of looks that we liked and even a couple that we loved, but overall, we found it dreary and heavy and not at all...

Darlings, Laura has a new Case Clothed up at iVillage. “Problem: Three weeks ago your little bundle of joy came into the world, leaving you with a less-than-tight tummy and a more than bountiful bosom. How can you still show off what your mama gave you while hiding what baby may have...

The Dish announced today that Jillian is the winner of the Sew Not Over competition: “Well, Bravotv.com users, you’ve spoken. Just to refresh, we asked this season’s Project Runway designers to create a three-piece collection for our Sew Not Over online challenge and had you...