The Met had their annual Costume Institute Gala and this year, because of the current Met exhibit, the theme was superheroes. “Fashion not only shares the superhero’s metaphoric malleability, but actually embraces and responds to the particular metaphors that the superhero represents,...

We’re back, y’all! And to celebrate, we decided to go with the biggest piece of shit musical we could find! Yes, it’s Mame! The musical story that proves once and for all that no matter how much vaseline you smear on the lens, you can’t revisit a classic if you cast...

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick attend the after party for The Cinema Society and Mulberry Host THINKFilm’s New York Premiere of “Then She Found Me” at Nobu 57. Before we go any further we should point out that Sarah is wearing a $8.98 dress from her Bitten line:...

La Nina visited the offices of Mode Magazine in last night’s Ugly Betty in a Proenza Schouler vest: The vest is from their Spring 2008 safari-inspired collection and has been widely praised and worn by People In The Know. We have to say, we’re not crazy about it on the...

It’s not the hottest trend going but it looks to be heading into its 3rd or 4th season: the gladiator sandal. Here’s Heidi last summer in an absolutely HIDEOUS pair from Balenciaga: If Elvis had been a drag queen, these would have had a very special place in his over-taxed heart....

Iman arrives at the 7th Annual Tribeca Film Festival – Vanity Fair Party in New York City, New York. Dear Iman, Give your gays a raise. Worshipfully, Not Your Gays Heidi, if you’re reading this, THIS is how it’s done. It’s tasteful and appropriate, the print and color...

Darlings, let’s take a look at accessories trends, shall we? It’s not the newest trend on the block, but we’re seeing more and more of it: women wearing about 20 pounds of necklace. To wit: We’re not crazy about it. Whatever happened to the old adage of taking one...

Adorable little Nora Caliguri from Season One has her new eco-friendly Larsen Gray collection available for sale. We contacted her to tell us a little bit about the line. She responded in her usual effervescent manner. “How are you?!? I am so excited to finally connect you to where my...

Parker Posey attends The Cinema Society and Linda Wells after party of “Smart People” at the Bowery Hotel in New York City. Oh, Parker. Parker, Parker, Parker. You’re so funny and pretty and talented. Why is it you can’t seem to leave the house looking put together?...

Of course we got up early to root for our girl this morning and sent her a text at the last second to wish her luck. And if you didn’t get up early to buy that LBD on QVC, you’re SOL because that gorgeous little black dress of hers sold out in minutes. Tell QVC you want more! We...

Enough with this Lifetime sturm und drang! Put on your best Dorothy Zbornak bitchpants and LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!! Here’s Heidi at Nickelodeon™’s 2008 Kids™ Choice Awards held at the Pauley Pavilion in Westwood, California. Dear Heidi, Fire your Gays. Affectionately,...

Darlings, we promise we’ll shut up about Jay for a while after this, but after seeing the movie this weekend, we felt we HAD to write about it. In short, we loved it. Now, the longer version. It’s a little difficult to look at a documentary with anything approaching objectivity...

Season one Project Runway winner Jay McCarroll’s documentary Eleven Minutes will be having its world premiere tomorrow night in his current hometown (and ours), Philadelphia at (where else?) The Philadelphia Film Festival (April 5th and 7th). From there, it moves on to Toronto (April 24th and...

Debra Messing attends the 2008 USA Network UpFront at The Museum Of Modern Art in New York City in a dress from Donna Karan’s Spring 2008 line: This is just a big “Feh.” It looks off-the-rack and it does nothing for her figure. Not that she actually has much of a figure, but...

Kimberley Locke wore a Christian Siriano original upon her return to the American Idol stage last night and we have opinions. Actually, we’re a little torn. It’s not a style that we respond particularly well to. On the other hand, there are aspects of this dress that put us more...

Kittens, Alex crawled out of his hole and scribbled this for us, such is his commitment to your entertainment. He said he’s got another strip in the works for us so clap loudly!     [Illustrations: Alex...

Get your tomatoes and warm up your pitching arms, girls!   Heavy and depressing and uninteresting bordering on ugly. It completely obliterates whatever figure that model has. Another point – and for us, this is the biggest complaint we have about Chris’ collection – it...

It’s SissyBear’s turn and oh, kittens. Are we ever in TROUBLE. Now, why are we in trouble? Well, we fear you’re going to come after us with torches and pitchforks. See, a great many of you swooned over this collection and some of you even went so far as to opine that his...

    And the clunks just keep on coming. Ignoring the ugly plaid (which is nigh-impossible for us), that top doesn’t seem to go with it at all, and the silhouette just ain’t all that. The pants are weirdly balloony. Had they been a full straight-leg trouser or a skinny...

Poodles, now comes the time when we give the decoys the RunGay treatment. Stepping up to the plate, that inked little darling from L.A., Miss Sweet P. Sweet P’s kind of hard to pin down. Her work during the competition was (at best) erratic and when she walked out on that runway to...

  This was another look that drew gasps from the crowd – and rightfully so. No, of course it’s not “wearable” in the sense that the average woman would ever attempt this look, but it’s a stunningly dramatic statement. She cut quite a figure walking down that...