It’s not like we’re her biggest fans in the world but one thing’s for sure: Jennifer Lopez knows how to wear the hell out of clothes. As proof, we offer these images from her Elle magazine editorial where she models, among others, PR perennials Diane von Furstenberg and...

Darlings, before we get to Korto’s dress, let’s put on our Lois Lane pillbox hats or our Nancy Drew sweaters and do a little sleuthing, shall we? Some people online have made the point that a dress very similar to Korto’s appeared in DVF’s Amex commercial and some have...

Before we get to our grief…guess who came over to watch the show with us last night! Go on….guess!   You’re jealous right now and we don’t blame you. Anyway…   Our reason for watching is now gone. Blog over. Oh, alright. We’ll keep blogging, but...

Okay, it was wonderful seeing the divine DVF again, especially in a season somewhat light on the fashion industry insider type of judge, but did anyone else roll their eyes a little? First, there were the designers themselves WALKING THROUGH A GIANT DVF and saying “We’re in the...

Jerell has something to say about Terri: “She’s got two faces and four patterns. That’s it. Don’t trust the bitch.” And thus, our Jerell love grows exponentially. THAT is one primo bitch statement. We salute you, Sternum Lad! Is Terri a bitch? Maybe. A little....

LONG before you heard about it, we heard straight from the clotheshorse’s mouth that Laura was going to be judging one of the challenges. “Does this mean I’m going to be in one of those ‘Judging the Judges’ posts?” she asked in an email. “No,”...

Natalie Portman attends the Birdwatchers – La Terra Degli Uomini Rossi premiere at the Sala Grande during the 65th Venice Film Festival in Venice, Italy wearing Rodarte. Mmmm. We’re gonna have to say out. Natalie’s worn Rodarte before and we don’t think she’s...

Stella, too cool to run: “I’m not even dealing with rushing around like a fool. I’m embarrassed, like, rushing. I’m not moving.” She is so Tuscadero. “I don’t want to make a leather dress because that’s not innovative.” Okay, you lost us...

Holiday or no holiday, we’ve got dresses to rip, bitches! We admit, we felt a little sorry for Mean Girl when the fabulous Shannone dropped out on her unexpectedly. She was the best model in the bunch and it’s tough when you have to adjust your design mid-challenge for a body...

Darlings, let’s take a mo from ripping dresses and … well, rip some other dresses. Not that we would rip these because we think they’re beautiful. If you read the title then you know we’re talking about Leanne’s Fall/Winter 2008 collection, about which it is...

Darlings, Mommy and Daddy had to walk the streets to make a buck and we’re so very far behind on our postings! Will you still love us if we tell you all about the Shear Genius finale party? You will? Then gather ’round, kittens. Nekisa, Paulo, Meredith: you are DEAD to us for not...

“It’s all going to be worth it when we’re in Bryant Park, honey.” Say what you will about Korto being a little brittle sometimes, the girl has EXACTLY the correct attitude for this competition. And holy shit, ladies, but this was one STUNNING garment. We may have to...

So we’re thinking you want to hear the story behind this: Once upon a time, there was a vicious little queen named Lorenzo. Lorenzo obsessively checked any google alerts to see whatever his favorite Project Runway people were doing. One day, a message arrived that alerted little Lorenzo...

That Saturn guy was a little minty, wasn’t he? Anyone who can stand next to Tim Gunn and make him look like a big hulking slab o’ man is quite the little will o’ the wisp. Anyway. Kittens, we hear a lot of you bitch and moan whenever they do these “unconventional...

Alex has really outdone himself this time. Lorenzo’s gonna kill him the next time he sees him. Click each one to embiggen, bitches! [Illustrations: Alex...

Staggering toward the finish line. Let’s knock this shit out. Another diva choice we never would have predicted. Oh sure, some of the designers just didn’t have much in the way of the choices; we’re just a little shocked that on the whole, they all made such poor ones....

We kind of thought Leanne made a strange choice in Sharon Needles. Sharon comes off a lot harder-edged than Leanne’s “Judy Bernly in the 21st century” aesthetic. How were we supposed to know she’d pull out a “Judy Jetson in the 21st century” look? And do it...

So Lorenzo’s phone rings last week and he’s greeted with a voice and accent that could only be Cheroin’s. “This is Stella. Is this Tom or Lorenzo?” She is a DOLL and just called to tell us that we asked “really good questions” in the interview we sent...

To be honest, we were a little surprised that Kenley picked Farrah Moans (and we’re embarrassed to admit it took us half the episode to “get” her drag name) as her diva. Far be it for us to cast aspersions on a sister, but she wasn’t exactly the prettiest girl on the...

We had SUCH a blast doing this interview. It’s over 3,500 words long and it took almost 4 hours to transcribe it and yet, the actual interview only lasted about twenty minutes. The girl is rapid-fire when she talks and the jokes and asides come flying at you so quickly, she’s...

This post’s got a little surprise bonus at the end, so pay attention, poodles. “Since Suede has a head of ocean, he needs a Hedda Lettuce.” “Uh…okay.” Oh, kittens. She should have known she was in trouble right then. Honestly, he’s been getting on our...