Magical Elf Alex comes through for us while we earn a buck and looks at the musical styles the producers may have missed. [Illustrations: Alex...

Have you ever seen Tim look so ready to throttle someone in his life? And this is a man who’s spent a lot of time with Santino and Wendy Pepper. Disaster. Seriously, what are we supposed to say? Are we supposed to explain why she didn’t get auf’d? Well, we can’t. Judy...

We have to admit, there are times when Korto can be pretty annoying but last night wasn’t one of them. We were laughing out loud at every other line that came out of her mouth last night. As for the design… It was okay. We’re not saying it didn’t deserve the win. To...

Honeys, we don’t think anyone with a brain could accuse us of being in the bag for Suede this season. He’s certainly received more than his share of T Lo bitchery, but this decision is pure horseshit, right up there with Nick’s auf’ing to keep Santino in the game and...

Parker Posey and Austin Scarlett attend the Metropolitan Opera’s 125th season opening night gala at the Lincoln Center Plaza in New York City. Say what you will about the Original Princess… The bitch knows how to get her picture taken. Parker, honey? Your gays. Fire them. By which...

Once again, Alex tries on dresses and once again he makes Lorenzo (to his eternal annoyance) look like a Mexican Tintin. Clickie to biggie, bitches! [Illustrations: Alex...

Congrats, Holly’s mom! We knew someone in this crowd would win the Pushy Mother Award and guess what? It’s you! “Just ignore her.” And thus is summed up every mother-daughter relationship since the beginning of time. Unfortunately, Judy Noodles did not do enough...

Badgley Mischka Resort 2009 Collection Beautiful dress, very flattering to her in both silhouette and color. Not too crazy about the brooch, though. Monique Lhuillier Spring 2009 Collection She looks fantastic and a big KUDOS for doing something about the sheer skirt. Mr. and Mrs. Ricky...

“Tim doesn’t really understand me as a designer.” Oh please, honey. One stroll through your average vintage store is all anyone needs to “understand” you. And for all your self-puffing smack talk, why is it that the tulle that Tim suggested you trim mysteriously...

SJP and two of her SATC gals attended a party to celebrate the launch of the Sex and the City: The Movie DVD in New York this week. Alexander McQueen Resort 2009 We’ve gotta say, this one’s a HUGE misstep for her. It’s not just that the dress has a jizz stain on the front,...

Malan Breton showed his Spring 2009 collection, and unfortunately, we couldn’t go to the show because we had to work. He described it thusly: “The five elements earth, water, fire, air and metal go high glamour as portrayed by my muse, Dame Julie Andrews in the ’60s cult film classic,...

“She seems very interested in the pants, which is not Suede’s thing.” Oh, horseshit. It’s “not Suede’s thing” because Suede CAN’T DO IT WELL. By the way, we think the constant playacting must be getting to him at this point. He looked EXHAUSTED...

The very definition of the dreaded loser edit: “I’m going to really make sure it fits you in the right places.” “I want to show the judges that fit and tailoring is something I can do really well.” As soon as he made those statements, we knew it was going to be a...

You knocked out another win before heading off to church in your Sunday finest! Remember how weak Jerell was at the start of the competition? Remember that ASS of an Olympics outfit that was so bad, we couldn’t even come up with anything to say about it?   Well, Miss Jerrell just...

Ugh. We’re so over this challenge. Let’s rip through the dresses and get to the fun stuff at the end! Lorenzo loves it, but Tom is bored. It’s just alright. Not really avant-garde and as much as we love Judy’s noodles (especially after her BP show), we think she may...

The ladies love their Roland Mouret this season. Roland Mouret Pre-Fall 2008 Collection We think they both look fantastic but we also think they both made questionable shoe choices, especially Heidi with those clodhoppers. More pics: [Photos:...

Hey, wasn’t there an episode last week? What a bizarre matchup. It’s a shame Kelli got sick and couldn’t help her more because we suspect there would have been some primo fireworks between these two. What we got was little more than a dud, though. Don’t get us wrong....

Alex gives us a little love letter to Project Runway (click to enlarge) : So say we all! [Illustrations: Alex...

Stella and Ratbones. She was incredibly sweet but everyone wanted a piece of her. Princess, the darling of the press. We’ll have a post about his Spring 2009 collection in a couple days. Miss Jerrell, workin’ it. What a sweetheart of a guy. Unbelievably friendly and laid back. He...

First off, a big airkiss to all of you for SHATTERING the previous record of daily hits for this blog. MWAH! Loveya! Now. We could write a long, rambling post about what it was like to be in the tents, but if you followed our twittering yesterday, you already know, so let’s look at some...

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