Hit it, Heidi! “We picked the fifteen – or sixteen, I can never remember – most talented designers and flew them to New York to compete for the opportunity of a lifetime. Tonight all of them meet again for the first time since they gathered in New York. We’ll see...

Even though she’s clearly among the top contenders and has been since day one, when Korto makes a misstep, it’s a major one. Case in point. Without being told ahead of time, we never would have guessed that this was a Korto creation. Where’s the volume? The rich colors? The...

Well, after last week’s practically noodle-free look (that the judges didn’t like), Judy brought them back in a big, big way. We’re of two minds on this one. Lorenzo thinks it’s gorgeous and Tom thinks it’s good, but problematic. We can both agree that she did...

Our gal is writing a column for Tina Brown’s recently launched site, The Daily Beast. As with everything else, she’s defining motherhood on her own damn terms. “Thank God for school. I never understand the mothers who get excited just before breaks, as if getting to sleep...

Alright, kittens.      Let’s get to it . Look, once again we need to remind everyone that we’ve hardly been in the tank for Mean Girl. Why do we feel the need to remind everyone of that? Because we think she’s not nearly as bad as people seem to think. The...

You did it again, girl! Unfortunately, you did it again in the bullshittiest episode of the season. What a bunch of sourpusses. This happens every season. They whittle it down to 4 or 5 exhausted designers, hand them an ill-defined “inspiration” challenge (along with a camera) and...

…Project, then darling, why not? We admit that we weren’t exactly on the edge of our seats waiting for the show to debut, but it has worked its way under our skin and now we consider it must-see reality television. We can’t say we were ever Rachel’s biggest fans in the...

Alright, there’s only one dress left and we barely have anything to say about it so we might as well get started. Jerell had the easiest time of it this challenge. Partially because he had a pretty model that could pull off the look he was assigned (unlike most of the designers) and...

Oh, right. An episode aired last week, didn’t it? It would be difficult to determine exactly which designer had the toughest job but it’s probably a tossup between Kenley having to make Leanne look hip hop and Leanne having to make Korto look country. We know one thing: Their...

Magical Elf Alex comes through for us while we earn a buck and looks at the musical styles the producers may have missed. [Illustrations: Alex...

Have you ever seen Tim look so ready to throttle someone in his life? And this is a man who’s spent a lot of time with Santino and Wendy Pepper. Disaster. Seriously, what are we supposed to say? Are we supposed to explain why she didn’t get auf’d? Well, we can’t. Judy...

We have to admit, there are times when Korto can be pretty annoying but last night wasn’t one of them. We were laughing out loud at every other line that came out of her mouth last night. As for the design… It was okay. We’re not saying it didn’t deserve the win. To...

Honeys, we don’t think anyone with a brain could accuse us of being in the bag for Suede this season. He’s certainly received more than his share of T Lo bitchery, but this decision is pure horseshit, right up there with Nick’s auf’ing to keep Santino in the game and...

Parker Posey and Austin Scarlett attend the Metropolitan Opera’s 125th season opening night gala at the Lincoln Center Plaza in New York City. Say what you will about the Original Princess… The bitch knows how to get her picture taken. Parker, honey? Your gays. Fire them. By which...

Once again, Alex tries on dresses and once again he makes Lorenzo (to his eternal annoyance) look like a Mexican Tintin. Clickie to biggie, bitches! [Illustrations: Alex...

Congrats, Holly’s mom! We knew someone in this crowd would win the Pushy Mother Award and guess what? It’s you! “Just ignore her.” And thus is summed up every mother-daughter relationship since the beginning of time. Unfortunately, Judy Noodles did not do enough...

Badgley Mischka Resort 2009 Collection Beautiful dress, very flattering to her in both silhouette and color. Not too crazy about the brooch, though. Monique Lhuillier Spring 2009 Collection She looks fantastic and a big KUDOS for doing something about the sheer skirt. Mr. and Mrs. Ricky...

“Tim doesn’t really understand me as a designer.” Oh please, honey. One stroll through your average vintage store is all anyone needs to “understand” you. And for all your self-puffing smack talk, why is it that the tulle that Tim suggested you trim mysteriously...

SJP and two of her SATC gals attended a party to celebrate the launch of the Sex and the City: The Movie DVD in New York this week. Alexander McQueen Resort 2009 We’ve gotta say, this one’s a HUGE misstep for her. It’s not just that the dress has a jizz stain on the front,...

Malan Breton showed his Spring 2009 collection, and unfortunately, we couldn’t go to the show because we had to work. He described it thusly: “The five elements earth, water, fire, air and metal go high glamour as portrayed by my muse, Dame Julie Andrews in the ’60s cult film classic,...

“She seems very interested in the pants, which is not Suede’s thing.” Oh, horseshit. It’s “not Suede’s thing” because Suede CAN’T DO IT WELL. By the way, we think the constant playacting must be getting to him at this point. He looked EXHAUSTED...