Darlings, we heard you the first 50 times! We’re so sorry it took so long to get back to our V v. V match. Forgive us?   Besides, most of you should be quite happy to hear that…   MAMIE VAN DOREN IS DEAD.   You bitches were having none of it. According to...

There’s something about a big, bold, bangle that says “fun” to us. We don’t know why that is, but if bangles make a statement, then to us, it’s saying “I have style AND I know how to have fun with it.” It’s not as if bangles ever really went...

Sandhurst, 22 Hometown: Tobago. Resides in Philadelphia, Pa.    Sandhurst was born and raised on the small island of Tobago, in the south Caribbean, where the entire community encouraged him to pursue modeling. Sandhurst spent his later teen years in Fort Lauderdale, Fla, before...

Class, today’s lesson in style will be about two of Tim Gunn’s favorite words: fit and proportion. Grab your notebooks and follow me. We’re going on a field trip. Brooke Shields attends the unveiling of the 2nd annual Godiva Decadence Suite at the Bryant Park Hotel in New...

Well, Korto and Malan (which sounds like a detective agency), got it right for their Spring ‘o9 shows. We love both of these big clunky necklaces. Certainly, La Nina has a history of wearing them well. We’re all for this trend, in theory. Unfortunately, we’re in sharp...

Angelina Jolie in Max Azria Spring 2009 Honey, you can flip it around and wear it backwards if you want. It’s still a shapeless mess. What’s up her ass lately? Is this like a “serious actress” kind of thing? Or is it a “I’m a humanitarian, so I can’t...

Slip into your bitchpants, ladies! Teri Hatcher in Monique Lhuillier Pre-Fall 2009 We have no doubt you’re getting tired of hearing this from us, but there are certain colors that need to take a hiatus from the red carpet for a while. Namely, red, black, and white. Any pedants who want...

Kerryn, 24 Hometown: Russelville, Ark.. Resides in Memphis, Tenn.    Kerryn is proud to call Memphis, Tenn. her home, though she grew up in the small town of Russellville, Ark. At fifteen, she began modeling at a Christian modeling school called Excell Models and Talent in Little...

Jay McCarroll has two new lines of fabrics coming out (“Garden Friends” and “Woodland Wonderland”), so we took him out to lunch at the Thai place down the street from us and when the three of us weren’t admiring our adorable waiter, we asked him about it.  ...

Shelley O’s one-shoulder inaugural gown may not have set us on fire, but we can’t deny the First Lady’s right on trend. As with any trend, it works only depending on how it’s utilized. Let’s go to the tape, shall we? Alberta Ferretti, Bottega Veneta, Calvin...

Our Q&A with f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s Juliet for Metrosource magazine! “Did you feel any pressure coming on board a pop-culture phenomenon like Lost? I think I probably just refused to feel it too much. I just had a baby like six months before, and I was too sleep-deprived to care. Juliet...

Branden, 18 Hometown: Lake Tahoe, Nev. Resides in Central Point, Ore.    Branden is getting an early start on attaining his dreams of being a supermodel. His year of working with Image Modeling Development has convinced him that he has what it takes to make it in this industry....

Well, you bitches wanted more, so let’s get to it. Jill Biden in Reem Acra. It’s a tiny bit showy for her age and her station, but we can’t deny that she looks fantastic in it. Not many 57-year-olds can rock a whore-red strapless number. Alicia Keys performs during the...

Alright bitches, you clearly all have opinions on this one, so let’s get to it. First Lady Michelle Obama attends the inauguration of her husband Barack wearing an ensemble by Isabel Toledo “New York-based designer Toledo said the coat and dress were made of Swiss wool lace,...

Laury, 23 Hometown: Miami, Fla. Resides in Miami, Fla.    Growing up in a family of 11, Laury learned to be ambitious from a young age. While studying for a Business Management degree at Broward Community College, she realized her dream of becoming a model after an opportunity arose...

Dollbabies, when we read this: “Rachel Zoe, who styled both Kate and Anne for the premiere, tells WWD that the ladies, in fact, wanted to play off the archetypes of bride and groom! “Kate had this idea in her head. She wanted to play off the whole bridal theme of the movie and do...

Darlings, we’re spending the long weekend at the mountains, pretend-skiing and trying on our favorite sweaters by the fire, but we couldn’t let you spend another day without providing the opportunity for some bitchery. Sarah Jessica Parker appears with Matt Dillon (who remains our...

Say what you will about Posh, she’s got an amazing talent for making money off a manufactured persona and in ways that always get people talking: “Mrs Beckham is promoting lingerie from the spring/summer collection for the Italian label which has already seen her husband David...

Jonathan, 26 Hometown: Southampton, UK. Resides in Los Angeles, Calif.   A dedicated family man, Jonathan endures a hectic schedule, balancing work while still making quality time to share with his wife and son. Despite his demanding schedule, he somehow manages to keep modeling top...

Darlings, suddenly everyone wants to show off their ladybits! What’s THAT all about? Roberto Cavalli, Vera Wang, Chanel Don’t hate us; we actually like the Cavalli. Oh, don’t get us wrong, if we saw someone actually wearing it we’d mutter “dirty whore”...

Make Me A Supermodel returns for a second season on March 4th. [Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com] Post a...