J Lo gets the “Xena, Warrior Stripper” treatment in the pages of Harper’s. But first, she wants to be the gift that keeps on giving.   Jennifer Lopez covers the February 2013 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Katja Rahlwes and styled by Jodie...

We think Diane Lane is gorgeous and could make just about any look work for her, but we’re having problems with this one.   Diane Lane attends the 24th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce&Gabbana Lace Dress The shoes are...

We were pretty hard on Miss Kerry last week. With good reason, though; it was one of the ugliest dresses we’ve ever seen. Because we’re such loving and generous souls, we were primed to sing her some hosannas this week as a way of making up for being such horrible bitches to her....

We don’t always feel the need to explain our WERQs, but even so, we trust that the following pictures are explanation enough:   Helen Mirren attends the 24th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala in an Escada gown paired with a Tory Burch clutch, David Webb...

Darlings, it’s been far too long since we’ve administered a Pretty of the Day to you. You simply must maintain your Daily Recommended Allowance of Pretty and as practitioners of Pretty, we feel deeply responsible for your well-being. Our records show that you’re all...

In case we haven’t stated it plainly enough; a thought which seems absurd to us on the face of it, let us make things perfectly clear: We find that period of certain actresses’ lives when they have a big awards-bait movie out or about to come out and it’s heading into awards...

Boy, you sure can tell no coordinating went on between their two stylists. They don’t even look like they belong in the same hemisphere, let alone the same room.   Jamie Foxx and Kerry Washington attend the ‘Django Unchained’ photocall in Rome. Peter Pilotto Spring 2013...

We’re feeling the need for some MAN ’round these parts, kittens. ‘American Horror Story’ star Dylan McDermott covers the January 2013 issue of August Man magazine photographed by Boon and styled by Chia Wei Choong. That’ll do just fine. Don’t get us wrong;...

Way to go, Miss Kathy:   Kathy Griffin heads into the ‘Late Show with David Letterman’ studios in New York City in a Robert Rodriguez leather dress and coat. This is a perfect little look, bumped up to “celebrity public appearance” status through the use of color....

Let’s all have a little slice of Helen right now.   Helen Mirren is honored with a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Helen wore an Escada dress and coat paired with a Lana Marks bag, Neil Lane jewelry, and Stuart Weitzman shoes. Escada Resort 2013 Collection Fabulous. We have...

It’s like Carly Rae had two good options for stage outfits and couldn’t decide which one to wear.   Carly Rae Jepsen performs at the “New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 2013″ in Times Square in New York City in Sachin + Babi. Sachin + Babi Spring 2013 Collection...

Oh, honey. No. Elle Fanning makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show With Jay Leno’ in Chanel.   Chanel Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Karlina Caune (VIVA) Chanel Resort 2013 Collection Sandal We want to support a young ladystar in her quest to not dress past her age or rush...

We’ve been looking at a lot of self-important actresses flaring their nostrils and sucking their cheeks in on the covers of all the major fashion magazines lately. It is awards season, after all. But Jennifer here provides a perfectly unpretentious response to all that, offering up...

Okay, kittens. Since our first post of 2013 was all about easing into our bitchy modes, for the second post we’re going to take an even lazier tack, under the guise of easing you into your new year of bitchery. Besides, it’s been far too long since we had a good ol’ IN or...

Good morning, Darlings! Are we all rested up or are we all hung over today? We’re a little of both, but we’re raising our cotton-filled heads and focusing our bleary, squinting eyes at you all to wish you the happiest of New Years. So is Fergie.   Fergie hosts Dick...

Darlings, Clay Lorenzo and Clay Tom… …would like to wish you all a FABULOUS New Year. This video was made by Laura Bennett and her kids several years back when a holiday trip to their country home threatened to send Laura into a tailspin of mommy madness. You try spending a week...

The very BEST of the BEST for the year, darlings! Can you stand it? We’re going to go out on a limb here and say, when all is said and done, no, you won’t stand for it. But debate is part of the fun, is it not? You call us crackheads and we silently judge you for your lack of...

The WORST of the WORST, bitches! Brace yourselves!   5. Elle Fanning in Prada Elle Fanning attend ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ World Premiere in head-to-toe Prada. Ah, youth. When you don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground.     4....

Kittens, what we like about this list so far is that it’s full of people who don’t exactly have stellar red carpet records. In other words, there are a lot of “personal bests” on this list and that fills our hearts with warmth because we’re all about the positive...

It’s all going according to plan, darlings. We put up lists; you guys all scream and pound your fists and generally accuse us of drug and alcohol abuse; we sit back, laugh, and have another (handful of) butter cookie. Lather, rinse repeat. We’re such master manipulators. We should...

Darlings, we can’t be critical bitches all the time, you know. It’s bad for the skin. So let’s all privately stand up for and salute those celebrities who aimed for fierce and hit the mark this year. Attagirls. And boys.   15. Gwen Stefani in Balmain Gwen Stefani...