Shelley stops trying. Sasha Obama, King Juan Carlos of Spain, U.S. first lady Michelle Obama, Queen Sofia of Spain and Princess Letizia of Spain at the Marivent Palace in Palma de Mallorca, Spain. Oy, this is bad. The top is cute, but that’s about it. For one horrified moment we thought...

“Just when I think I have a handle on all this, everything goes weird again.” Okay, no strict recapping this week, minions. We’re jumping straight into the theorizing and revelations because they really opened up the story with this one and in doing so demonstrated just how...

Andy almost had us there for a second. Model: Cassie When this first stepped out, we thought, “Hey, this is kind of snazzy.” We don’t actually use the word “snazzy.” We probably should. Also, “jazzy.” Anyway, we really liked the top. Especially when...

We don’t even know who most of these people are! Let’s judge them anyway. Cat Deeley in Preen Resort Cute dress, but we hate the shoes. Jenna Ushkowitz in Tadashi Shoji It’s alright. She’d have looked better in a color. Switch out the pumps for some sandals. Chris...

Pixie. We’re a couple days late on this one, what with the Mad Men and the Project Runway and the Iman and the yelling at Vogue editors. We debated whether to feature it at all, but our need to spew opinions won out.Harry Potter‘s Emma Watson decided that Carey Mulligan...

Model: Amare We can’t do a “Bottom two” post this week because 2 of the bottom 3 were eliminated. We don’t know how A.J fared score-wise, but we would have put this one pretty close to the bottom ourselves.   He had a good starting point, with the yellow and...

Oh for Christ’s sake. Vogue Italia August 2010 IssueEditorial: Water & OilPhotographer: Steven MeiselModel: Kristen McMenamyFashion Editor: Karl TemplerHair: Orlando Pita for Orlo SalonMakeup: Pat McGrathSet Design: Mary Howard Vogue Italia had the brilliant idea of using the worst...

Mondo isn’t at all what we expected. Sometimes our prejudging is off the mark, kittens. It’s sad, but true: we’re fallible. Let’s keep that to ourselves, shall we?   Model: Eyen What an adorable and stylish outfit. Knocked it out of the park, we’d say....

Hello? Yes, I’m fabulous. Iman celebrates ESSENCE magazine’s 40th anniversaryat the New York Stock Exchange in New York City in Victoria Beckham. Victoria Beckham Fall 2010 CollectionModel: Eugenia Mandzhieva What can we possibly add? She’s Iman, bitch. Her powers of rocking...

Just in case you haven’t reached your Project Runway limit for the day. The preview for the VOGUEknitting Fall 2010 edition features knitwear designs from Project Runway Season 6 winner Irina Shabayeva. Long time minions will remember that fellow Season 6 designer Gordana Gehlhausen...

Awwww, poor little queen. We felt bad for him but whenever anyone says something like, “I woke up this morning and I couldn’t believe it! I’m on Project Runway!” Honeys, you just know you’re gonna be seeing that person’s back by the end of the episode....

An amuse-bouche between Auf Wiedersehen posts, poodles. Selma Blair attends the Los Angeles premiere of “Middlemen”held at the ArcLight Cinemas in Hollywood in Stella McCartney. Stella McCartney Fall 2010 CollectionModel: Aminata Niaria (IMG) Hunh. We were prepared to hate this...

Minions, has any designer revealed their asshole qualities so quickly and in one episode? Our heads were spinning by the end of it. Let’s do a little rundown of the assholic things that came out of his mouth last night: * He dismissed Marie Claire as “not so much of a tough...

Model: Alexandra Why do you make us defend a garment we don’t love? Like everyone else in the western hemisphere, we shouted out “Are you fucking KIDDING me?” when the judges anointed Gretchen the winner again. We’re in pain here. We are forcing our fingers to type out...

Go, Blondie! In the promo image for Season 5 of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim (the annoying, tacky one. No, the annoying, tacky other one. No, not her either. Look, she’s the one on the far right.) is wearing a dress from Project Runway S6 designer and finalist Althea Harper....

This looks like a frame from a low-budget horror movie. “Chow Down! A group of struggling artists go deep into the woods to find inspiration. Instead, they come across a strange little girl in couture, who proceeds to kill them one by one and EAT THEM!” Y’know, somebody in...

“Get the AGONY out of your eyes!” Jane Lynch attends the unveiling of her wax figureat Madame Tussaud’s Hollywood in Hollywood, California. Of all the celebrity rites of passage – first time on the red carpet, first nomination, first sex tape, the weirdest by far has...

Mainly in the plain. First Lady Michelle Obama made the rounds in Spain yesterday wearing a Jean Paul Gaultier off-the-shoulder top. Go get it, Shelley! She is ROCKING the shit out of this look. Either she lucked into this look or someone started advising her because suddenly she’s...

What? Newstand cover/Subscriber’s cover Yes, T Lo’s favorite actress Jennifer Aniston has an editorial in the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar where she’s all done up like classic Barbra Streisand. This is one of those things that when you encounter it, the only natural...

Kittens, we’re just gonna do this rapid-fire. Strap yourselves in.    Michael: We know we keep saying this and we promise next week we’ll come up with something better, but for now, this will have to suffice: Yikes. We stared at this for 10 minutes trying to come up with...

What if Jimmy Olsen was gay? John Bartlett attends the GLAAD Manhattan Summer Party at 230 Fifth Avenuein New York City in Claiborne by John Bartlett. Claiborne by John Bartlett Spring 2010 [not exact match] A-FUCKING-DORABLE. Darlings, the reason we so rarely feature the penised in our IN or...