Whole lotta bullshit over nothing. Who didn’t see that coming? Y’know, we really only have a couple complaints about how the show has changed since it moved to Lifetime, but chief among them is the insultingly misleading previews. Stop trying to make “fetch” happen,...

If we can’t use our blog to point and laugh at preening self-importance, what good are we? Unborn fawns, here are some pictures of Karl Lagerfeld and his “muse,” model Baptiste Giabiconi, strolling in Saint Tropez. Our comments are under each picture....

We’re over it. Dolce & Gabbana’s wool jacket and silk bodysuit; Marc Jacobs’s wool skirt.Marc Jacobs socks, Louis Vuitton shoes. W Magazine September 2010 IssueEditorial: “Last Exit to Brooklyn”Photographer: Mert Alas and Marcus PiggottStylist: Alex WhiteSet Design:...

Every woman applies her lipstick as if she’s performing fellatio on it. Everyone knows that. Tell us a little about it, wont you, D&G? “The Dolce & Gabbana The Make Up muse, Scarlett Johansson, represents the latest Collections, illustrating their many mercurial moods to...

Hawking her wares. Julia Roberts attends a press conference for “Eat Pray Love”at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Tokyo, Japan wearing a Dries Van Noten dress, Céline suede wedge heels and a pair of gold and diamond earrings by Jamie Wolf. Dries Van Noten Fall 2010 CollectionModel:...

Rachel is packing for her trip to New York for fashion week, which is an undertaking akin to planning a war. “It’s too cold for Boho Rachel,” she says. We like that she refers to herself as if she’s a fashion doll. “I feel like Motorcycle Rachel today!”...

It’s a good thing Christopher’s so cute. Model: Rose Because he is boring us out of our seats. And before you pelt us with garbage and cries of “This is a really cute dress!” consider this: Mentally remove that belt. Not so impressive now, is it? The overall effect is...

Hit it again, ladies! Miss Albania Angela Martini Miss Albania attempts to jump on the Flying Stripper bandwagon with Miss USA. Unfortunately, her sad little wings are clearly non-functional. Besides, she looks a little bit like a gargoyle and that’s not hot. Miss Angola Jurema Ferraz...

She does this to us on purpose, doesn’t she? Jennifer Aniston attends the Los Angeles premiere of “The Switch” in Hollywood, California in a Lanvin dress paired with nude sandals and a Ferragamo clutch. Lanvin Spring 2010 CollectionModel: Alla Kostromichova (WOMEN) Well, it...

Closing out the day on a little pretty. We recently stumbled across the Fall 2010 collection of Singapore-based designer Max Tan and we can’t stop thinking about it. It’s always fun to highlight the big names in fashion: Kors, Jacobs, Von Furstenberg, Versace – whoever, but...

Because who doesn’t love a drag queen? Darlings, a bunch of biological females got together in Vegas this week for the world’s foremost drag event, the Miss Universe Pageant. Most of them presented their national costumes at the Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, although some are...

The Duchess flicks open her fan and holds court. New York Magazine has a truly wonderful interview with the Duchess which you need to go check out if only for the perfectly Duchess picture accompanying it on the front page. Also, because it has such a fantastic opening: “If there is...

Let’s start off the morning by sticking our foot in it. Baby kitty (which for once, refers to an actual feline) needs to go to the vet for a checkup to finalize the adoption. While we’re sitting in a waiting room with a VERY vocal cat who will no doubt be embarrassing us with the...

Oh, Mondo. You came and you gave without taking.   Model: Eyen We were a tad disappointed with this dress. As with A.J., we would have assumed an advantage on Mondo’s part for this kind of challenge. And while the dress is technically well done and even a little cute…...

  Model: Millana We were pleasantly surprised when this one came out. April’s pretty low key but whenever they do get her to smack talk her opponents, it seems to always be on the grounds of innovation and design. Judging by this entry and her aforementioned smack talk, we’re...

FLOTUS is deploying the Wu. President Barack Obama with First Lady Michelle Obama speakat a Coast Guard base in Panama City Beach, Florida. Jason Wu Resort 2009 Collection [modified]Model: Eniko Mihalik We did the gay gasp when we saw that first picture. This little frock may be one of the...

Red carpet home run. If, through a series of madcap mishaps, we found ourselves with the task of styling one of the Glee girls, we can’t say we’d turn to Carolina Herrera all that quickly. But look: Dianna Agron attends the Breakthrough Of The Year Awards Presented By Crest 3D...

It’s Monday! Look at something pretty! Vogue China September 2010 IssueEditorial: “Dream Away”Photographer: Paolo RoversiStylist: Nicoletta SantoroModel: Liu Wen Unborn fawns, there are two things to discuss regarding this editorial for Vogue China. One, the styling of model...

We may have had our disagreements, but old friends like us shouldn’t fight. Madonna celebrates her 52nd birthday at swanky East London venue ‘Shoreditch House’ with boyfriend Jesus Luz and daughter Lourdes in Dolce & Gabbana. “Olympus Teneo” clutch by Jason Salstein...

We’ve been enjoying Michael’s bitchy sarcasm coupled with his kind of endearing need for Tim Gunn love. But you guys, we swear we’re not trying to be deliberately contrary here… Model: Lenka But we really didn’t get all the love many of you were throwing toward...

Oh, A.J. Could your baggage have been any more prominently displayed this week? Girl, you fell OUT. Clearly, it was because you were feeling the pressure. The problem with being a niche designer on PR is when your niche becomes the basis of a challenge. He knew everyone thought he had this in...