Ciao, darlings! It’s time for a little celebrity spotting, Italian style, minions. In honor of Milan fashion week, break open some Mint Milanos and get to work judging these folks. Here are some helpful points of discussion to help you along. Please designate a team leader to read these...

Darlings, the Disco Cupcake Fairy will soon be coming your way, ready to hand out cocaine-laced goodies for everyone. Or, if you don’t want to go that route, try this one: Jessica Fletcher stumbles across a murder mystery when a model, who is a friend of one of her thousands of nieces,...

Fun with Geometry. Versace brought back the house’s signature, the Greek key, and used it as a springboard to produce the surprisingly sharp corners and rigid lines of the whole collection. While the ’70s seem to be on a lot of designers’ minds this season, this collection...

Let’s all go to a picnic in our 5-inch heels. Domenico and Steffano took a walk in the garden for inspiration this time. The amazing flower-filled backdrop served as an exclamation point to the flower be-decked collection. We’re seeing more examples of the ’70s influence...

La dolce Betty. January Jones attends the Versace Spring 2011 show during Milan Fashion Weekin Milan wearing a Versace dress, of course. Y’know, we really had to talk this out over coffee today. We had a little Oprah moment and sat down on the couch together to hash this one out....

Sell it, brother. People, Lenny Kravitz stepped out the other day in a getup so worthy of discussion that we simply can’t keep our mouths shut. Lenny? First off, congratulations on conquering aging. Asshole. Oh,we can’t stay mad. Look at that punim. As for the ensemble, this is...

All hail Queen Miuccia. As we were scrolling through these pictures last night, Lorenzo exclaimed, “GOD I love this woman.” Tom pointed out that we named our kitten after her and that’s about as high as praise gets from two gay men. Miuccia Prada said that with this...

Ah, yes. The classic Project Runway beleaguered-designer mistake: “The judges think I’m X, but I’ll show them that I can really do the hell out of Y!” In Ivy’s case, it was, “The judges think my work is bland and colorless, but I’ll show them I can do...

Latisse and Narciso. What else does a girl need? Claire Danes (with husband Hugh Dancy) at the Vanidades 50th Anniversary celebrationat Trump SoHo in New York City wearing Narciso Rodriguez. Narciso Rodriguez Spring 2011 CollectionModel: Melissa Tammerijn They don’t really come across...

Y’know, we’re not always on board with the idea that the designers are overworked and don’t get enough time to complete their looks. To us, that’s the point of the show; to get a bunch of creative and talented people to jump through hoops just to see what they can come...

The lights are on but you’re not home. The collection is called “Sophisticated Seduction” and the ’70s color palette was inspired by the photographs of Guy Bourdin, David Bailey, and Chris von Wangenheim. Designer Frida Giannini says she was also inspired by Marrakesh,...

Wanted: Gays to help this poor woman. Susan Sarandon attends the premiere of “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York City in Donna Karan. Donna Karan Pre-Fall 2010 CollectionModel: Yulia Kharlaponova Darlings, sometimes the whole IN or OUT concept...

Minions, we don’t know what they were pumping into the studio, but those judges were the crankiest buncha bitches we ever did see. Let’s take a closer look, T Lo style. “I don’t know what to say anymore. The person in my earphone is even speechless. Michael?”...

Let’s do this thing. Hit it, Gretchen! Model: Alexandra We…almost like it? It looks a little like something Mary Richards would wear while battling the cold Minneapolis winters and an extended bout of crippling depression, but it almost works. We liked the idea of the cape, even...

…With a Baby. Everyone is burnt out at the Zoe Cave. Rachel tells us that she dreams of lying on a beach in the south of France, in a caftan and lots of jewelry. So stressed is this woman that she styles her daydreams. Awards season may be over, but Team Zoe still has plenty to do....

That’s like a couple centuries in model years. Darlings, at a party neither you nor we were invited to, Naomi Campbell celebrated the 25th anniversary of her career at the Dolce & Gabbana shop on Bond Street in London. Twenty-five years! You’ve got to give it to the old girl....

Starting the day off with some retro fabulous. Guess by Marciano Fall 2010 Ad Campaign Photographed by Alix Malka Featuring models Evandro Soldati and Heide Lindgren Press Release: “The Fall/Winter 2010 GUESS by Marciano Campaign is a classic collection of black & white images that...

Ming-y. The Mulleavy sisters typically pull from a range of inspirations for their collections but even for them, this one’s loaded to the point of bursting. First, there’s the topography of their northern California upbringing, reflected in the browns and golds (not to mention...

“I haven’t told you everything.” All summer long, the promos for this show kept flying at us, usually while we were watching the late, unlamented Persons Unknown. “Are we watching this?” we asked. “Maybe we’ll watch this.” After the...

Making sluts hate her for going on 20 years now. Halle Berry attends the “Swarovski Elements 22 Ways To Say Black” event at Philips de Pury in New York City. She wore a Roberto Cavalli dress and carried a Stella McCartney bag. There was much heated discussion on Fire Island this...

Model: Tina Marie You know what? We’ll be the ones to say it. We think this judges were off their nut. Whether it was from lack of caffeine or hemorrhoids or gastric distress, those cranky bitches were criticizing the wrong looks and ignoring the ones that should have been criticized....