What will they say back in Ossining? WWD sets the stage: “Deeply sensual.” That’s how Donatella Versace describes January Jones. Surely Mario Testino got the designer’s memo, as he photographed the actress for Versace’s new spring-summer 2011 ad campaign wearing nothing more than the brand’s...

It’s a wigstravaganza! Christina Aguilera and Cher attend the UK premiere of ‘Burlesque’ at Empire Cinema, Leicester Square on December 13, 2010 in London, England. Another “Burlesque” opening and another chance for the old gal to haul out her tits and vamp for...

Who’s a pretty princess, then? Britain’s Prince William and Kate Middleton pose in one of two official engagement portraits, taken by photographer Mario Testino in the Cornwall Room at St James’s Palace in London. We weren’t sure we were going to post about this since...

Extra Chunky. The jewelry showcased in Christian Siriano’s Spring 2011 runway show is now available for sale at his online store. The pieces were designed by his partner Brad Walsh. Let’s take a look and form some opinions, shall we? Belle Necklace/Bracelet Conne Necklace Ewa...

Work it, working girl. Style.com gets the quote: “We looked back at the glorious American sportswear of the 1970′s,” Mispelaere explained. “Diane’s focus, then as now, is on the working girl, and easy clothes to go to work with.” That’s kind of like...

Dress. The final frontier. Carey Mulligan attends the Opening Night Gala of “The King’s Speech” during day oneof the 7th Annual Dubai International Film Festival in Dubai, United Arab Emirates in Erdem. It’s amazing how a bad hair day coupled with a shitty dress can...

All the trimmings. U.S. President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama (in a Naeem Khan dress attend the 2010 Kennedy Center Honors Ceremony in Washington, DC. LOVE IT. We knew it was Naeem Khan the second we saw it. His aesthetic really works for her: classic sophistication with just a...

Nikki Finke has the poop: “EXCLUSIVE: I’ve just heard that Harvey Weinstein has succeeded in selling the spinoff Project Runway: Accessories to The Weinstein Co’s hit TV fashion contest show on Lifetime. Exactly how this will work remains to be seen: making jewelry or hats...

Getting her Gucci on. Gucci Spring 2011 CollectionModel: Natasha Poly We keep waffling on this one. We kind of like the dress but we’re not buying it on her. Maybe it’s the combination of big hair and big (bigger than the model’s anyway) boobs. It’s all a bit...

Because we just can’t let go of those little tykes. Kittens, we’re out doing our best to stimulate the economy and check off our lists, so here’s something to hold you over until our next bitchy opinion. Jenna Ushkowitz, Kevin McHale, Amber Riley at the “TRON:...

Flapless flappers. Style.com offers some context: “The Séeberger brothers—street-style photographers, albeit of the early twentieth century, rather than the early twenty-first—gave Jason Wu his jumping-off point for the season. (This was only his second pre-fall collection, by the way,...

Someone needed attention, apparently. Liv Tyler attends the Dior celebration of the reopening of its 57th Street Boutiqueat the LVMH Tower Magic Room in New York City in Christian Dior, of course. Christian Dior Fall 2010 CollectionModel: Anna Selezneva (SILENT) Yes, Liv. Putting a dress that...

Pop Messiah. Lady Gaga Wax Figure Unveiling At Madame Tussauds In Berlin. Proving that she can feed that hype machine like very few others, Lady Gaga’s wax figure was unveiled today at Madame Tussaud’s. Or rather, wax figures, since not one, not two; kittens not even 3 figures...

A two-fer. Colin Farrell attends a photocall to promote the film ‘The Way Back’at Claridge’s Hotel in London. It’s probably a little too on the casual side for a photo call, but you can’t say it’s not a put-together look. Love the vest. That...

It takes a queen to make an empress. Uncle Karl goes off the beaten path: “The season’s theme, Paris-Byzance, Lagerfeld explained, was inspired by the Empress Theodora and the lost culture of Byzantium. In typically rapid-fire mode, he noted: “Theodora was a circus artist...

Your pretty for the day, with a side of unusual. Okay, even mouthy broads like us sometimes find ourselves at a loss for words. We’ll let Swiss/Italian photographer Christian Tagliavini take over to describe his own work and process: “I build up stories and dramatize them using...

She’s in for it now. That’s right, kittens! It’s time once again for Dress Libs, the game where we pass our bitchiness on to YOU! But first, let’s take a look at the last victim subject of Dress Libs, star of stage, screen, and blog, Miss Chloe Sevigny. There were many...

Freaking fabulous. This should scrub away the memory of that hideous dress and Toni home perm. The house of Christian Dior created a series of short films as part of their latest campaign to promote their Lady Dior bag. “We’re creating a story. This is something new and the...

The ladies get their turn. “Fashion right now is all about reinventing classic favourites, with a wardrobe full of perfect pieces that have been restyled and reconsidered to feel completely new. This season there’s a particular focus on the mood of the 60s and 70s, with brightly...

Take a bow. Michelle Williams (in an Azzaro dress and Charlotte Olympia shoes) and Ryan Goslingattend the premiere of “Blue Valentine” at The Museum of Modern Art in New York City. Azzaro Spring 2011 Collection As The Zoe would say, there’s an Azzaro moment happening right...

What, no Cher? The hell with that. Director Steve Antin, Christina Aguilera, Kristen Bell and Cam Gigandetattend the “Burlesque” premiere at Roppongi Hills Arena in Tokyo, Japan. Azzaro Spring 2011 Collection/Elie Saab Spring 2010 Collection No one cares what directors wear, so...