It’s no surprise that Miss Marion would absolutely nail the dress code for Cannes. Not that there’s a literal dress code; just that one shouldn’t default to normal film premiere/Oscars red carpet-style looks. You’re on the Riviera, darlings. And that should inspire...

We thought it was kind of cute when a whole bunch of tweeters panicked at the sight of Matt’s new hair and immediately worried about what we’d think.   ‘Doctor Who’ stars Matt Smith and Jenna-Louise Coleman attend 72nd Annual George Foster Peabody Awards in New...

All the kudos in the world to Mr. Cooper for not being afraid of color.   Bradley Cooper attends the premiere of ‘The Hangover – Part 3′ in Westwood, California in a Gucci suit. And while we’d love to talk about how the fit’s not that great, or that the lack...

Miss Naya isn’t fooling around, you guys. She’s out for some ACTION tonight:   Naya Rivera attends the premiere of ‘The Hangover Part III’ in Los Angeles in a black top paired with a Donna Karan skirt. Donna Karan Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Josefien Rodermans...

Darlings, there’s no way in hell we can get to all the tackiness that infested the Billboard Awards red carpet this year. Let’s just run through the highlights and yell out our bitchy thoughts together, like a family. Of bitches.   Alyssa Milano in Danielle Queller Jesus...

Brad Pitt “poses” for the winner of the T Lo International Award for Worst Guyditorial EVER.   Brad Pitt covers the June/July 2013 issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Max Vadukul. On not remembering people: “So many people hate me because they think I’m...

We’ve come to the conclusion that, much like the Sevigny and her ongoing performance art piece, these two have to be trolling the red carpet, right?   Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas attend the Disney Media Networks International Upfronts in Burbank, California. Ginnifer is...

We clapped and squealed with delight* at first sight of these pictures. “Something bold and graphic!” we cried. “Bold and graphic on the red carpet! Huzzah!”  We do so like when someone tries to be interesting, darlings. And besides, anything’s better than...

Darlings, we’re drowning in celebrity fashion. Between Cannes, the Billboard awards, the opening of several summer movies and the general, all-around attention-seeking celebrities engage in every day, our bitchy cups runneth over. Prepare to be blasted in the face today with celebrity...

LOVE this look:   Carey Mulligan (pictured with Justin Timberlake) attends the premiere of ‘Inside Llewyn Davis’ during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Vionnet a deco inspired white cady gown with a deep V-neck paired with Brian Atwood platform sandals. Vionnet Fall...

On the red carpet, as in life, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. Let’s start with the win.   Jennifer Lawrence attends ‘The Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Party during The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Christian Dior dress paired with Manolo Blahnik shoes...

Y’know… we’re gonna give her this one.     Miley Cyrus attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in a Balmain jumpsuit paired with Givenchy sandals. Balmain Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Anna Selezneva (SILENT) Givenchy Black Leather Shark-Lock...

It says something about the execrable fashion on display at the Billboard awards this year that we think this is shockingly demure:   Emmy Rossum attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in a Zuhair Murad long sleeve gown.  Zuhair Murad Fall 2013 Collection And we...

We’re disappointed:   Justin Timberlake attends the ‘Inside Llewyn Davis’ photocall during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France. It’s a nice enough outfit; sure. And Cannes photocalls tend to be causal affairs anyway. But it’s also a chance...

For those old enough to remember attending weddings in the late ’80s/early ’90s, wasn’t there always some cousin or aunt wearing this dress?   Taylor Swift attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in a Zuhair Murad sequined short dress paired with...

We realize that most music awards ceremonies allow for a little leeway in terms of style. Any event that invites Nicki Minaj is an event where cray on the red carpet is to be expected. Even so:   Jennifer Morrison attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in a Kristian...

We’re a little tapped out after that Mad Men post. Much fashion finery to discuss today, darlings, so we’ve got to mainline some caffeine pronto. But in the meantime, J Lo would like to come out and entertain you all.   Jennifer Lopez performs onstage during the 2013...

Miss Emma goes for the Old Hollywood look in W mag, and we have to say, we approve.   Emma Watson covers the June/July issue of W magazine photographed by Michael Thompson and styled by Edward Enninful. On the pressure of having to be a shining example to young girls worldwide: “I...

Relax a little, Stephen. Would you like us to massage your shoulders or something? You look tense.   ‘Arrow’ star Stephen Amell attends the CW 2013 Upfront Presentation in New York City. And really; why on earth would you feel tense? Your show’s a minor hit, you have...

We sympathize with the lady stars on talk shows. You have to find a dress that looks just as good sitting down as it does when standing. Normally, the gals err on the side of a dress that looks good standing and wind up sitting through an interview with their hand clamped to their thigh to...

Haven’t the slightest clue who this guy is but he’s cute and we liked his look. Sausage Friday can’t just be guys in suits or guys in jeans, after all. We’d all get bored quickly.   Aaron Yoo attends the CW 2013 Upfront in New York City.   Now, we don’t...