Darlings, it was the 22nd Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala! That thing you’re all hearing about right now for the very first time in your lives! Hit it, stars! Natalie Portman in Vionnet Spring 2011     It’s a little bit “Barbra accepting...

Popeye Magazine January 2011 Issue Editorial: “Tomoki Sukezane Presents Bright Colors” Model: Lasse Pedersen Hair: Hiroki Yoshimori for Super Sonic Make-up: Hiroaki Yanagisawa for Eight Peace Fashion Director: Tomoki Sukezane Photographer: Junji Hata On the one hand, a spread...

Let’s wrap this thing up. Gay marriage is not only destroying the fabric of society, it’s destroying the format of our TFS posts, poodles! Hit it, homos! Cesar: While we agreed with the judges that the paisley was not a super-fantastic choice of fabric, you’re pretty much...

Cynthia Nixon attends the 9th Annual JIC GEM Awards with Kay Jewelers at Cipriani 42nd Street in New York City in Carolina Herrera.          We think she has a tendency toward looks that are too fussy for her to pull off. This is a major step in the right direction,...

Numéro Tokyo January/February 2011 Issue Editorial: “Start Me Up” Photographer: Matthias Vriens-McGrath Model: Alessandra Ambrósio   Michael Kors Spring 2011 Collection Chanel Fall 2010 Collection/Thakoon Fall 2010 Collection Victor de Souza Fall 2010 Collection   ...

  Leighton Meester, appearing on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno in Versace.     Versace Resort 2011 Collection Model: Ginta Lapina      There’s been a sudden reversal of her fashion fortunes lately and the girl who provided endless fodder for bitchy red...

Opie’s daughter lands a pretty notable endorsement deal. For the first time, Kate Spade is utilizing the services of a celebrity model and they chose the lovely Bryce Dallas Howard. Norman Jean Roy photographed Howard in a loft space in Brooklyn, NY. The ads will feature her in animated...

We admit it. Our first two choices for the IWWHG feature – January Jones and Jen here – were chosen for totally mercenary reasons. One: they both need style interventions, and two: they have doll bodies, which are easy to pick out clothes for without the benefit of a dressing...

  Seth Rogen visits “Late Show With David Letterman” at the Ed Sullivan Theater on January 6, 2011 in New York City.    We’ll give Seth some credit. For a while there, we feared he’d succumbed to the body dysmorphia that plagues 90% of the entertainment...

Amanda Michalka in Georges Hobeika   The collar is too much, but we’re liking the rest of it for being at least a little interesting. It’s like trompe l’oeil lingerie with the pseudo-garter thing going on around the hem. Ashley Bell No. Get back in your limo, go home...

Dolce & Gabbana Spring/Summer 2011 Ad Campaign Models: Izabel Goulart, Isabeli Fontana, Alessandra Ambrosio, Maryna Linchuk, David Gandy, Noah Mills , Sam Webb, and Tony Ward Photographer: Steven Klein Mercy! You may need some cold water to splash on yourselves, kittens. We love that it...

Drew Barrymore attends the Covergirl Cosmetic’s 50th Anniversary Party in West Hollywood, California in a Jil Sander gown paired with a Lucifer Vir Honestus ring and a Hunting Season bag. Jil Sander Spring 2011 Collection Model: Shena Moulton Oh, that reminds us. We have to finish off...

  Selena Gomez changed out of her sweet but boring dress at the PCAs for this sweet but slightly spicy dress by Project Runway Season 6 winner Irina Shabayeva.     We’re not at all crazy about fishtail hems and it’s strangely puffy around her hips, but it’s a...

Hit it, celebs: Alyson Michalka in Marios Schwab Why are we reminded of the first ten minutes of Working Girl? AnnaLynne McCord in YSL Boy, she really brought it to the red carpet, didn’t she? And by “brought it,” we mean a tablecloth. Ashley Benson It’s got a teeny...

Pinup. Christian Dior Spring 2011 Ad Campaign Model: Karlie Kloss Photographer: Steven Meisel We love these. They almost perfectly mimic what was once called (sometimes accurately, sometimes euphemistically) “glamour photography” of the ’40s and ’50s. This looks like...

We’re boy crazy lately! Colin Firth (with wife Livia Giuggioli) attends the Paris Premiere of the film “The King’s Speech.” Since we started a new Man on the Street feature, we figured the pressure was off to find men on the RC worth discussing, but the ladies seem to...

AWKWARD! She slept in his bed? That is super, mega, ultra sad. Part of us feels a slight twinge of guilt for going off on such a young girl. Fuck it. She chose the reality television route to further her career and besides, she is, quite possibly, the most irritating person to ever breathe...

Darlings, let’s play with dolls. Red carpet commentary can be such a haven for Negative Nancies and Sad Sallies that we thought we’d turn the concept around. Rather than stringing together a bunch of jokes and bitchy bon mots ripping some poor stylist’s work to shreds, why...

“Does this make me look sexy?” How about that? The taglines on the cover of Vogue India are just as stupid as any American woman’s magazine taglines. “FIT IS FABULOUS!” Oh, shut up. “The new bust, waist and leg.” What happened to the old ones? Anyway....

Droopy drawers.   Jude Law and Sienna Miller return from Kenya after celebrating New Year’s Eve together. Darlings, let’s not call this an IN or OUT. We have pretty strict rules about our IN or OUT posts, namely that they be red carpet or press events and that the person...

Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, Carine. Vogue Paris December 2010/January 2011 IssueEditorial: “Cadeaux”Photographed by Sharif HamzaStyled by Melanie Huynh EW. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. We are going to need some industrial strength eye bleach to wash this...