Mariska Hargitay attends the Museum of the Moving Image Salute to Alec Baldwin in New York City in a Carolina Herrera dress and we are once again amazed at the endless ways celebrities are constantly paying tribute to one another.   Carolina Herrera Spring 2011 Collection Model:...

Christina Hendricks is the new face of Vivienne Westwood’s “Get a Life” palladium jewelry collection, which, well… we’ll let the press release do the heavy lifting. “Palladium Alliance International (PAI), is developing a unique collaboration with acclaimed...

  Johnny Depp arrives at Narita International airport in Japan. There’s so much about this look that’s ripe for our bitchery; so ripe, we have to stand upwind from it: the purple shades, the keffiyeh, the beads, the hat, the striped shirt, the multiple rings and bracelets....

  First Lady Michelle Obama, with Second Lady Dr. Jill Biden, at a meeting with a bipartisan group of governors in the State Dining Room of the White House. Peter Som Fall 2011 Collection Model: Sheila Marquez We’re not sure we love the clashing prints (although they’re...

Chanel Spring 2011 Collection Marie Claire UK April 2011 Issue Photographed by Matthias Vriens-McGrath Darlings, after 2 solid days of red carpet crack, let’s all take a breather (and by “all,” we mean T and Lo) and just look at pretty pictures of a celebrity in non-cracky...

If you’ve drooled over Christian Siriano’s runway confections but bemoaned the fact that you can’t afford them, darlings? We have good news. Christian has a new collection for Spiegel, described as, “twelve pieces. from an origami cocktail dress to an...

Anne Heche   We can’t tell if this is a dress or a jumpsuit. Either way, it gets a thumbs up just because this is the cleanest and most polished we’ve seen her look in a long time. She usually looks like she’s been up for 72 hours in the same dress. However, if this IS...

Ashley Bell in Catherine Deane   So bland it’s practically invisible.       Ashley Tisdale in Jenny Packham Spring 2011 Ditto. Chaka Khan Chaka Khan let us tell you what we wanna do; we’ll take you in our arms and fill you with our charms later. FIRST thing we...

Celebrity meltdowns aren’t exactly novel to the public. In fact, they’re pretty much ubiquitous at this point. When one celebrity meltdown runs its course (Mel Gibson), there’s another one ready to jump into the deep end of the crazy pool (Charlie Sheen) and keep tongues...

Look, kittens. It’s like this. The Oscars red carpet was unusually tasteful and/or stylish this year, which means the real bitchery flowed when we got to the after-parties. Since it’s kind of boring to talk about a succession of male celebrities in tuxedos in any case...

Okay, our dinner has arrived and we are currently scarfing down takeout while throwing up posts (and that was an unintentional pun which we will not edit because the imagery is inadvertently colorful) because we are COMMITTED FASHION BLOGGERS and last night was like the Superbowl of fashion....

Abbie Cornish in Elie Saab   We like the dress, which is appropriately dramatic, but the Ruth Buzzi hair has got to go.   Anderson Cooper   He looks adorable but his pants are too long.   Anika Noni Rose   RuPaul would say she’s bringing realness. We think she...

If the Oscars are Hollywood’s prom, then the parties afterward are Hollywood’s Sophomore Dance, when every celeb with a publicist comes crawling out of their holes, straps on some shit-ugly clothes, and parties their ass off for the night, having no idea how ridiculous they look....

Y’know, the bitchery’s just not flowing this morning, kittens. The ladies did pretty well last night, we have to say. But for you, we’ll try to work something up. Bitchery’s like phlegm that way; a couple good strong throat-clearings and the next thing you know,...

  Annette Bening in Naeem Khan Fall 2011  We’re suckers for little sleeves on a gown and right now we’re loving all the pewter metallics out there, so this dress played right to our particular tastes. We think she looks amazing. Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein...

Well. That happened. It was an Oscars ceremony punctuated by moments of sappiness, bitchiness, long stretches of nothingness, and the occasional glimpse of craziness. The critics will (or maybe already have) declare it the Worst Oscars Broadcast in Years (or Possibly Ever), but they say that...

  Rosario Dawson in Burberry Prorsum Spring 2011 [modified] Cute. How refreshing to see a starlet wearing something longer than the runway version. Amanda Peet in Nina Ricci Man, are we getting tired of the white dress/black tights combo. Melissa Leo in Marc Bouwer    Faith and...

An amuse-bouche before the tsunami of the Oscars red carpet, darlings.   Kristin Scott Thomas in Elie Saab spring 2011 It’s a lovely dress and she looks great in it, but we would have recommended different shoes and a rethinking of the hair because they both tend to age up the look...

Harper’s Bazaar Russia March 2011 Issue Editorial: “Color Power” Photographer: Katie Bleacher & Dean Everard Stylist: Natalia Alaverdian Hair: Ken Paves Makeup: Scott Barnes   Yves Saint Laurent Vintage Dress We didn’t quite know what to make of this editorial...

You’re all well-trained minions, aren’t you? You know the drill: Tom Ford Flagship Store Opening in Beverly Hills, celebs posing for pictures, bitchy people on the internet offering opinions no one asked for. We good? Okay. Let’s move ‘em on out, people. Amber Valetta...

Tired of the ’70s retreads on the runway? Well, good news. Stefano and Domenico are all about the ’80s right now. And not the New Wave ’80s that other designers are dabbling in; no, Dolce and Gabbana went for the late ’80s, neon and candy-colored, high-top sneakers and...