Gucci Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Joan Smalls The Marie Claire UK May 2011 Issue features January Jones, who really needs to take more modeling jobs until Mad Men gets back on its feet. But first: On her role in Mad Men: “I’d done films, but never TV. I was hesitant...

  The world premiere of “Arthur” was held at the Zeigfeld Theatre in New York City last night and apparently the style directive was “Stars in beige, co-stars in secretarial drag.” Let’s move in for a closer (and bitchier) look. Helen Mirren in Lanvin Resort...

  Kristin Davis attends the LA premiere of “Born To Be Wild 3-D” in Prada.   Kristin, we need to talk. This is getting a bit out of hand. It seems you’re regressing, dear. Each public appearance seems to take at least a couple of years off your age, from a clothing...

Let’s hear it for the boy press release: “H&M’S STAR-STUDDED FASHION AGAINST AIDS COLLECTION Artists from the worlds of film and music are supporting Fashion Against AIDS (FAA) this Spring, H&M’s and Designers Against AIDS’s (DAA) mutual initiative to help spread the...

  Nina Ricci Lace Top. Vintage Chanel gloves. LA Times Magazine “Nobody’s Baby” By Leslie Gornstein Photographed by Mark Segal Styled by Joanne Blades “I like a very strong female character. Something different, something edgier, something challenging and, basically,...

Eva Longoria departs “The Late Show With David Letterman” at the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City.     Minions, you are making your DaddyBitches proud with the new IN or OUT format, offering bitchery on a level that makes our eyes moist and our hearts swell. For the...

  Brooklyn Decker in Victoria Beckham This seems kind of… off tone for the ACMs, wouldn’t you say? She looks more like a hostess at an auto show. Carrie Underwood in Jean Fares Couture    It’s a bit too much from a design perspective. We could have done...

  Subscriber’s Cover Silk Jacket by Stella McCartney. Silk Bustier by Isabel Marant. Shoes by Brian Atwood. Leather cuff by Hermès.   ELLE UK May 2011 Issue Editorial: “Reese Is The Word” Photographer: Ben Hassett Stylist: Heather Mary Jackson We squealed with...

  Annasophia Robb in Georges Hobeika Very sweet dress, We would have advised against the matchy shoes and ponytail, which take this look from sweet to “ten pounds of sugar.” Brett Eldredge We’re impressed by how well everything fits. Would have preferred a non-black...

  Annasophia Robb in AllSaints and Lorraine Nicholson in Versace They both look chic and age-appropriate.   Arielle Kebbel You have to be really young to pull off this look. She looks adorable. Bella Thorne in BCBGMAXAZRIA   It’s a decent look. We like the pairing of the...

  Jude Law arrives at LAX airport.       During our morning editorial meeting, Lo said to T, “T, I think we should do a Man on the Street feature with Jude Law again.” Upon viewing the pictures, Tom laughed and said “Well of course you do. He’s...

We’ve got a lot of bitchy ground to cover, so get your coffee.   Aimee Teegarden in The Hellers Y’know, considering it’s a puffy-sleeved romper, this is surprisingly cute.   Ariana Grande Generic. Ashley Argota in Jovani Couture Cute. The print sells it. Daniella...

  Helen Mirren accepts the Career Achievement Award at the CinemaCon Awards Ceremony in Las Vegas in an Alberta Ferretti dress paired with a Armand Diradourian shawl, Sergio Rossi shoes and a Lanvin clutch. Kittens, we’ve made a decision. Perhaps you’d like to sit down. You...

Isaac Mizrahi is launching a mini-collection of 6 wedding dresses, which he calls “the most iconic dresses,” for TheAisleNewYork.com. This isn’t his first bridal collection; in fact he’s done several, including one for Target. The dresses will go on sale April 5th,...

Fergie attends Nickelodeon’s 24th Annual Kids’ Choice Awards in Los Angeles in D&G.   D&G Fall 2011 Collection Model: Edita Vilkeviciute We’ll have more red carpet pics from the Kids’ Choice Awards tomorrow (with accompanying opinions, bien sur), but we...

Flaunt Magazine Issue #113 Editorial: “Gods of Waves” Photographed by Yu Tsai Styled by David Thomas Okay, Tom just threw down the urban gay’s weekend gauntlet to Lorenzo: “I’m bored. Let’s go to IKEA!” Which is sort of like saying “Who feels...

  Penelope Cruz honored with star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in Hollywood in a L’Wren Scott lace dress and Christian Louboutin shoes.     We like it. It’s simple but showy, which is pretty much exactly what you want for these kinds of photo ops. You want to catch...

  Givenchy Spring 2011 Couture/Model: Jiang Xiao Yi (SILENT) Vogue Japan May 2011 Issue Editorial: “Perfection in Couture” Photographed by Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott Styled by George Cortina Makeup: Charlotte Tibury Hair: Paul Hanlon We’d like to say...

Yes, kids. It’s time to play the game that turns YOU into a bitchy gay fashion blogger just like those beloved scamps, Tom and Lorenzo. But first, let’s see who won the last round. The assignment was thus: Angie Harmon in Azarro, which prompted many responses, but the T Lo-picked...

  U.S. first lady Michelle Obama at a dinner celebrating Women’s History Month at the White House in Jonathan Saunders. Jonathan Sauders Fall 2008 Collection Model: Heidi Mount LOVE IT. It’s kickass and streamlined. Love the leather detailing. Love the mix of materials and...

  Michelle Monaghan and Jake Gyllenhaal attend the Cinema Society & Coach screening of “Source Code” in NYC. Michelle Monaghan is wearing a Roksanda Ilincic dress.   Roksanda Ilincic Spring 2010 Collection Model: Sessilee Lopez       Should we be...