Darlings, it’s about time we opened up a Cannes of bitchass on the red carpet, yes? Allons-y! Let’s select 3 ladies from the Opening Ceremony and the “Midnight In Paris” Premiere at the Palais des Festivals and tell them what they did wrong. Why? Because it’s...

Darlings, the Cannes Film Festival is underway and you know what that means, don’t you? Lots of opportunities to be super-bitchy about overpriced celebrity clothes! Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek attended the Puss in Boots photocall. Salma is wearing a Gucci dress. Antonio is dressed...

Christina Ricci attended the 4th Annual Television Academy Honors held in Beverly Hills in Dolce & Gabbana and we’re just not feeling it, you guys. This plays perfectly into our schemes because you’ve all had it way too easy lately and it’s about time you got a hard In...

We know him from Burlesque (which is an absolute MUST SEE if you’re drinking with friends – or hell, drinking alone. We don’t judge here.) but apparently Cam Gigandet is in that movie about a priest vampire hunter called Priest ( presumably because Priest Vampire Hunter was...

Rachel McAdams got herself all dolled up (by none other than Mr. Joe Zee) for the cover of Elle. We are confused by her pose. ELLE June 2011 Issue Editorial: “The Romantic” Photographed by Alexei Hay Styled by: Joe Zee Did she dislocate her shoulder or something? And why does she...

Inexplicable “Face of Chanel” Blake Lively attends the Chanel Resort 2012 Collection Show at the Hotel du Cap in Cap d’Antibes, France, wearing … oh, just guess. Chanel Spring 2008 Couture Collection/Model: Bruna Tenorio (ELITE)   We’ve tried to see this...

Karl Lagerfeld unveiled the latest Chanel resort collection at the Hôtel du Cap-Eden Roc in Antibes, French Riviera. Both the collection and the location highlighted something for us we never managed to articulate before: Chanel + Resort = Boring. First, a little background about the Hôtel du...

Jude Law, you are such an asshole. It’s bad enough that you keep making us feature you in our MotS posts, thereby decimating our carefully cultivated delusion that gay men are inherently more stylish and fabulous than their lady-oriented counterparts, but now you have to go out wearing...

You guys, Sarah Jessica Parker attended the 11th Annual Robin Hood Foundation Gala in New York City with total crazy-lady hair. Check it:   Dress: Halston Heritage Jesus, Mary and Oprah, what IS that? What drunk queen talked her into going out in public like that? Sarah? FIRE HIM. He was...

Darlings, let’s taste the rainbow together. We can’t think of a better way to ease into the shittiest day of the week (Tuesdays ALWAYS suck more than Mondays) than gorging on some bright colors. In this case, boys in candy clothes. Wow. All of that sounds WAY dirtier than we...

Kittens, it’s time once again to check in on the two most ardent soul mates in Hollywood history! Can you feel the love tonight? Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon on the red carpet for the premiere of their latest film “Water For Elephants” at the State Theatre in...

Tits McHonkerboobs displayed her secondary sexual characteristics to an eager audience of millions of Vanity Fair readers. Because muppets weren’t enough for her. Vanity Fair June 2011 Issue Editorial: “Katy Perry’s Grand Tour” Photographer: Annie Liebowitz Stylist:...

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise attend the Simon Wiesenthal Center’s Annual National Tribute Dinner honoring Tom Cruise in Beverly Hills. There’s an annual Tom Cruise dinner? Like he doesn’t get fluffed enough? Katie wore a Dolce & Gabanna dress.     He: Looks...

Dear Magazine Editors, We thought perhaps the last attempt at doing this would have woken you up, but apparently we need to spell it out for you. BlackBook May 2011 Issue Photographer: David Roemer @ Atelier Management Fashion Editor: Christopher Campbell @ Atelier Management Grooming: Gita...

Darlings, two stars came out for the “Pirates of the Caribbean XIX: More Piratey!” movie premiere at Disneyland! Plus a bunch of contractually obligated D-listers showed up too! And Jodie Foster stopped by in between errands! Let’s point and laugh.   Penelope Cruz in...

Rihanna attended the ‘Nivea And Rihanna Celebrating 100 Years Of Skincare’ photocall in Paris in a BCBG Max Azria dress. You heard us. “Celebrating 100 Years of Skincare.”  And you know what? Good for her for tackling the tough issues. After all, you won’t find...

Shelley O wore a smart little Ports 1961 dress at a Mother’s Day event in the East Room of the White House in Washington, DC and it’s setting off our Fashion OCD. She looks really great. Love the dress. But all we want to do is reach out and adjust it for her because it looks...

Darlings, the slightly-less-bright stars came our for NYLON Magazine’s May Young Hollywood Issue Celebration at Bardot in Hollywood. We don’t know who 90% of these kids are but we’re sure they’ve all got a bright future ahead of them. We’re plum tuckered out from...

Ed Westwick attended the grand opening of St Pancras Renaissance Hotel in London and opted for maximum head-turn appeal.   Now, we have some quibbles but let’s make one thing perfectly clear: BRA. VO, son. LOVE this look. It takes some balls to dress like this. After all, hardly...

Oh, what the hell. Let’s make it three Jennys in a row. Jennifer Lawrence covers Canadian magazine Flare’s June 2011 issue in Gucci. Photographed by Max Abadian Bracelet by Louis Vuitton   On throwing away diet plans: “I don’t really diet or anything. I’m miserable when I’m...

Jennifer Lopez visited BET’s “106 & Park” at BET Studios in New York City in a Hakaan dress which redefines the term “bandage dress.” Hakaan Fall 2011 Collection     Everyone else is looking away, but there’s one queen taking it all in and...