Darlings, it was the Time 100 Gala, Time magazine’s party for the 100 Most Influential People In The World (which sounds like something a Bond villain would shout) in New York City. Most Beautiful Woman in the World Jennifer Lopez was not invited, nor was the Sexiest Man Alive, Ryan...

Hayden Panettiere attends the premiere of “Hoodwinked Too!” during the 10th annual Tribeca Film Festival in New York City. Julien MacDonald Spring 2011 Collection Model: Barbara Palvin Kittens, we are very scared and confused. Hold us. And while you’re holding us, perhaps...

Thank you, Ru. It’s like our bitchiness traveled through time and space and reached Ru’s ears months earlier, to which she exclaimed, “T Lo don’t think I’m bringing it to the catwalk this season? EAT THIS, BLOG BITCHES.” Not a complaint; just an...

Michelle Obama during the Annual Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn of the White House. Tracy Reese Resort 2011 Collection  It’s times like this that we feel really sorry for any woman who takes on the role of First Lady. Here she is, required to stand next to a Secret Service agent...

Eva Mendes attends the”Last Night” premiere during the Tribeca Film Festival in NYC in a Gucci dress. Gucci Fall 2011 Collection Model: Jourdan Dunn People sometimes like to impose the “expert” label on us and it’s something we’ve always resisted for a lot...

Boys of Summer. L’Officiel Hommes Germany Spring Summer 2011 Editorial: “So Fresh” Models: Leebo Freeman and Alexander Beck Stylist: Lale Aktay Photographer: Emilio Tini Hair: Gianluca Guaitoli Ladies, our sinuses have collectively had it with this whole spring thing, so...

Actress Rachel Bilson attends the debut of Karl Lagerfeld & Rachel Bilson’s original film series inspired by Magnum Ice Cream during the 2011 Tribeca Film Festival in New York City. Yes, you read that correctly. More on that later. Chanel Spring 2010 Couture Model: Lindsay Ellingson...

Beyonce poses on the balcony of the Hotel Ritz for a Harper’s Bazaar photo shoot in a Gucci gown. Gucci Fall 2011 Collection Model: Natasha Poly We rarely do this sort of thing, feature on-set pictures of an editorial being shot; but we saw these pictures this morning and simultaneously...

Matthew Settle takes his daughter to the Easter Parade on Fifth Avenue in New York City. Y’know, our first impulse was to suggest that he should have followed Coco’s Dictum and taken one item off. After all, the pin-striped jacket, the pocket square, the bow tie, the cuffed jeans,...

Kelly Osbourne attends the premiere of “God Bless Ozzy Osbourne” during the 10th annual Tribeca Film Festival New York City. We’re not sure about this look. It seems a bit of a step backwards for her; like something we would have seen her wear circa 2008 or so, when she was...

JUNIOR Pairs Division, that is. Thomas McDonell and Aimee Teegarden attend “Prom” World Premiere in Hollywood. Aimee Teegarden wears a Pamela Rolland gown, Casadei heels, Judith Leiber clutch, and Neil Lane jewelry. Pamella Roland Spring 2011 Collection No, we don’t know who...

Zoe Saldana attends an Evening of Cocktails and Shopping to Benefit the Children’s Defense Fund hosted by Coach in Santa Monica, California in an Isabel Marant dress paired with Alexander McQueen shoes and a Coach clutch. Isabel Marant Fall 2011 Collection Model: Tati Cotliar (NEXT)...

David Arquette stops at a liquor store in Los Angeles. This is why straight guys need gays too. It’ll never happen because they can’t handle us measuring their inseam, but here is a classic example of someone who needed a certain sassy someone to zhuzh the outfit a little. We try...

Christina Hendricks attend an Evening of Cocktails and Shopping to Benefit the Children’s Defense Fund hosted by Coach in Santa Monica, California in a Ralph Lauren jumpsuit.  Ralph Lauren Spring 2009 Collection Model: Lily Donaldson Oh, honey, look! You found yourself a pair of...

Darlings, let’s do a little visual experiment, shall we? Please consider the following: Girls of Glee for a woman’s magazine: Girls of Glee for a men’s magazine: Glee girl for a woman’s magazine: Glee girl for a men’s magazine: We’re not exactly making a...

Scarlett Johansson attends an Evening of Cocktails and Shopping to Benefit the Children’s Defense Fund hosted by Coach in Santa Monica, California in Roland Mouret. Roland Mouret Fall 2011 Collection Model: Madelen de la Motte (ELITE) We tend to always think of her as a gal with a...

Oh, what the hell. Kellan Lutz at the 2011 Coachella Music Festival. We really were kidding when we said last week we were thinking of launching a totally gratuitous “Thursday Thighs” series of posts, but you vulgar little minions insisted. Besides, we need a meaty man after...

Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox attend the celebration of Jaguar Design and the 50th Anniversary of the Jaguar E-Type in New York City. Megan Fox wears Juan Carlos Obando. Juan Carlos Obando Fall 2011 Collection Here’s a couple who’s less than the sum of their parts. He’s a...

U.S. First Lady Michelle Obama and Dr. Jill Biden, wife of U.S. Vice President Joe Biden listen as Jessica Simpson sings “God Bless America” during an event to support military families, at Coors Field in Denver. Michelle Obama wears a cropped jacket by Thakoon. What a fabulous...

Kate Middleton shopping on Kings Road in London in an Issa dress. Issa Short Cross Front Dress Darlings, allow us to run down the existing royal wedding coverage, as well as give you a little preview of what to expect coming up. Diana. Diana, Diana, Diana. Kate and Wills. Diana. Charles. The...

Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2011 Collection Kate Hudson on the cover of InStyle May 2011 issue Photographed by Michelangelo Di Battista Styled by Monica Pillosio. Here’s fresh-faced Kate, star of an endless stream of rom-coms and one of dozens of women perpetually vying for the title of...