Reese Witherspoon attends the “Water For Elephants” Paris Premiere in a Giambattista Valli dress. Giambattista Valli Pre-Fall 2011 Collection [Modified] Model: Stella Maxwell Wow. Talk about going off in two different directions. You need to coordinate your gays, honey. Because...

Pippa wore a Temperley London gown and Kate wore Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen. We will not discuss what Camilla is wearing. It’s certainly more modern than her wedding dress. Cute, but a little precious for our tastes. The jacket looks a bit too much like she skinned a kitten. She...

Darlings, we’re pretty tapped out, but we couldn’t close the blogging day without the following advertorial, brought to you by the British Millinery Association. If there was one common response worldwide to today’s proceedings, it was, “Man, those Brits sure do love...

We interrupt Wedding-palooza for the following exciting announcement. But first, a little walk down memory lane… We started this blog in July 2006 because we fell in love with Project Runway contestant Laura Bennett from afar, and we didn’t have anyone to talk to about her since...

Darlings, if you didn’t get to see it live or if you just want to relive the details, here’s a TON of wedding pictures to get you through your lunch hour. Extra added bonus? You get to hear us give our thoughts. We think children are necessary little creatures who will come in...

Darlings, it was a parade of sensible coats and ridiculous hats. We couldn’t possibly comment on or display every outfit, but we’ll run down the notables. Australian Olympian swimmer Ian Thorpe The man looks good in a waistcoat, we have to say. Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall Look,...

Maid of Honour Pippa Middleton, Kate Middleton’s sister Alexander McQueen Pre-Fall 2009 Collection From the Official Royal Wedding site: Miss Philippa Middleton’s Dress Miss Philippa Middleton’s dress was designed and created by Sarah Burton at Alexander McQueen. It is of a heavy, ivory...

What? You thought these two queens were going to skip it? Darlings, the wedding is still under way as we type this, but we have to give our minions a place to form opinions, don’t we? Check it: It’s Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen, as was reported last night. A lovely dress, it...

Armani Coat. Michael Kors Hoodie. Interview Magazine May 2011 Issue By William Van Meter Photographer: Robbie Fimmano Grooming: Jamie Taylor/The Wall Group On watching yourself onscreen: “I just recently saw a close-to-finished version of Thor. I was impressed. It is often difficult to...

Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker attend the Broadway opening night of “The Normal Heart” in New York City. Chanel Pre-Fall 2011 Collection Model: Lauren BrownLanvin Spring 2011 Collection Model: Sigrid Agren (ELITE)       Darlings, we’re very...

Darlings, let’s all carry on the grand lady/gay tradition of sitting down and talking about shoes. Here’s a sneak peek at the Christian Louboutin fall 2011 collection. Just for fun, let’s predict the first celebrity to wear each of these in public. Think of it like a...

Matthew Morrison arriving at LAX. We’ve spent the last several days wallowing in spring sweat around here. Is it really that cold in L.A. that he needs a scarf or is this just one of those adorable celebrity affectations? At any rate, the outfit works, especially for an airport. We like...

Darlings, we’ve been sitting on this one for days. Why, we don’t know, because it’s stunning and the bitter kittens are always up for a heaping helpful of that. Fall 2006 Detail Vogue, May 2011 issue: “Alexander The Great” Photographed by Steven Meisel Styled by...

Anna Kendrick attends the Vanity Fair Party at the 2011 Tribeca Film Festival in New York City in a Zuhair Murad dress. Yikes. Well, she certainly busted out of her normal little twee full-skirted party dresses. Look, as internationally renowned fashion bloggers we’ve learned two very...

Interview Magazine May 2011 Issue By Vendela Vida Photographer: Mikael Jansson Stylist: Karl Templer Hair: Antony Turner Makeup: Mark Carrasquillo On her Norwegian background: “No, I’ve never been [To Norway], and my mom didn’t speak it. We made a lot of lefsa, a Norwegian dessert, to...

Except for the hair. Let’s get that out of the way first. Jessica Simpson arrives at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood party held at Eden in Hollywood in a dress by Etro and Giuseepe Zanotti shoes. Etro Spring 2011 Collection Model: Caroline Brasch Nielsen   A little story about J Simp:...

Darlings, it was the Time 100 Gala, Time magazine’s party for the 100 Most Influential People In The World (which sounds like something a Bond villain would shout) in New York City. Most Beautiful Woman in the World Jennifer Lopez was not invited, nor was the Sexiest Man Alive, Ryan...

Hayden Panettiere attends the premiere of “Hoodwinked Too!” during the 10th annual Tribeca Film Festival in New York City. Julien MacDonald Spring 2011 Collection Model: Barbara Palvin Kittens, we are very scared and confused. Hold us. And while you’re holding us, perhaps...

Thank you, Ru. It’s like our bitchiness traveled through time and space and reached Ru’s ears months earlier, to which she exclaimed, “T Lo don’t think I’m bringing it to the catwalk this season? EAT THIS, BLOG BITCHES.” Not a complaint; just an...

Michelle Obama during the Annual Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn of the White House. Tracy Reese Resort 2011 Collection  It’s times like this that we feel really sorry for any woman who takes on the role of First Lady. Here she is, required to stand next to a Secret Service agent...

Eva Mendes attends the”Last Night” premiere during the Tribeca Film Festival in NYC in a Gucci dress. Gucci Fall 2011 Collection Model: Jourdan Dunn People sometimes like to impose the “expert” label on us and it’s something we’ve always resisted for a lot...