Lea Michele graces the cover of Cosmo UK in Marc Jacobs and we’re gonna do the girl a solid because she gets raked over the coals for her constant attempts at Blue Steel and for once, she decided to let a little personality show. Good GOD, we feel like we’re being assaulted by an...

Unsurprisingly, because we’re talking Gaga here, this is beyond mere binary assessments like In, Out, Yea, or Nay. She is Gaga. She makes her own fashion. That’s a nicer way of saying she dresses cracktastically and we’d be fools to apply any conventional rules to her. But...

Darlings, the Pirates of the Caribbean PR juggernaut rolls on. Johnny and Penny showed up all fresh-scrubbed and pretty for a  photocall at Cannes. And since poor Penny wore such an ill-fitting dress the other day that the T Lo Commentariat shrieked and covered its eyes and begged us to stop...

Darlings, it was  the KIIS FM’s 2011 Wango Tango Concert at the Staples Center and young Hollywood came out in force. We are literally on our way to the Oscar de la Renta Resort Collection show right now, so we’re leaving the bitchery up to you. Besides, we have no idea who most...

Darlings, two of the young stars of Glee unveiled new hair this week and we have opinions about it. You should too. Opinions are good for the skin. Chord Overstreet arrives at KIIS FM’s 2011 Wango Tango Concert We’re suddenly getting an unfortunate Seacrest vibe off him now, but...

Julia looks great on the cover, but Tom Hanks should sue because that’s quite possibly the least flattering picture of him ever taken. On Roberts: Dolce & Gabbana’s silk dress. Burberry belt. On Hanks: Tom Ford’s silk suit; Dolce & Gabbana’s cotton shirt. W Magazine June 2011...

In which an angry-looking Colin receives a letter from two bitchy gay bloggers. The information included with these pictures tells us that Colin has just left the theater where the Spider-Man musical is killing actors and audience members left and right. We like to think he was there trying...

Kim Cattrall attended the 22nd Annual GLAAD Media Awards in San Francisco in a little black dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti shoes. She was honored with the Golden Gate Award, which is presented to media professionals who have increased the visibility and understanding of the LGBT...

God bless Tilda. She always gives us something to talk about. Since we all had so much fun YEAing or NAYing her shoes the other day, why not do the same to her latest bag?Here’s our girl attending the “We Need to Talk about Kevin” premiere at the Cannes Film Festival in a...

Let’s have some pretty. Barcelona Bridal Week 2011 features five days of bridal collections from local and international designers. Five days! Those Euro-bitches sure take their weddings seriously.  Anyway, we thought we’d feature some of the looks because hey; who doesn’t...

Penelope Cruz attended the London Premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean Eleventy-Seven: Johnny’s Retirement Fund in a Givenchy haute couture gown. We are very upset, we’re warning you now. In fact, we’re going to do things a little backward here. We’re going to show you...

Shelley O wore an eye-popping Naeem Khan skirt to a student poetry workshop at the White House and it gives us a chance to tell you our take on color matching. Isn’t that exciting? Isn’t Mrs. Obama lucky to hear our thoughts on her color-matching skills? We have no illusions that...

Precious unborn fawns, the sun is shining and the work week is drawing to a close. Before we all rush out the door to get drunk, let’s pause and take in some bright colors and wild prints to refresh our souls. Besides, if we wait until after you get drunk, it might all be too much for...

Mia Wasikowska attended the ‘Restless’ premiere during the 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Roland Mouret dress and T Lo breathed a sigh of relief. What with all the shitty hair and mediocre looks on the red carpet lately, we feared that our celebrities have forgotten what a...

Brooke Shields attended  New York City Ballet’s 2011 spring gala at the David H. Koch Theater at Lincoln Center wearing a Tobi Tobin necklace. Well, “necklace” might be a  misnomer. It’s more like a flamboyant, ambitious scarf. Wow. That’s kinda …...

Time once again to check in with Mr. and Mrs. Awkward, kittens! Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker attended New York City Ballet’s 2011 spring gala at the David H. Koch Theater at Lincoln Center, and guess what? They don’t look particularly uncomfortable AND they’re...

Will.i.am strolled through Heathrow in an outfit that was like a mullet in clothing form: business up top and crazy stuff on the bottom. Check it: No, Will.i.am. Just … no. We are not going to cosign your crazy pants. You’re going to have to own them and judging by the look on...

Darlings, the blondes came out for the Sleeping Beauty premiere at Cannes and the results were mixed. Let’s run down the looks. Diane Kruger in Calvin Klein   These types of dresses (minimal, usually white, usually CK) suit her very well, but they’ve practically become a...

Rachel Zoe unleashed her 2012 resort collection to the world and it’s very Zoe. VERY Zoe. So much so, that it’s almost impossible not to see her wearing these clothes. And hey, there’s nothing wrong with that. Pretty much every Carolina Herrera collection looks like dresses...

Tilda Swinton showed up at the Cannes photocall for We Need To Talk About Kevin wearing Roger Vivier Spring 2011 shoes. Oh sure, she wore other things as well, but they weren’t all that interesting. It is an alarming development in the world of Tilda Swinton that we can characterize her...

Minions, Emma Watson attended the launch of her Lancôme Trésor Midnight Rose perfume in Paris in an Azzaro dress. It behooves you to form and express opinions about it immediately. Let’s get to work. Azzaro Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Maud Barrandon (WM)   Well, as far as...