Poodles, isn’t it time we started focusing on the very rich, as well as the famous? Don’t the very rich deserve a little time in the sun? Don’t the very rich deserve our bitchery? Well, no. You know why? The very rich are boring as hell. They only become interesting when...

Summer is officially going on outside our windows, which are currently firmly closed as we contribute to the hole in the ozone layer (to the annoyance of our cats, who are having their squirrel and pigeon stalking activities severely curtailed by the weather). Since the sun is shining and the...

Darlings! TWO I/O posts in one day! OUTRAGEOUS! But we can explain. Which we will now do as if we were bit players in a 1930s gangster movie. Why? Bored. You see… So Lorenzo says to Tom, he says, “Tom, did you see those pictures of that dame Kelly Rowland all the way over in...

We’ll be honest with you, kittens, because that’s just the kind of bloggers we are: We never really got on the Alexander Skarsgard Love Train. Good-looking? You betcha. Sexy? When he’s not on True Blood? Enh. Oh sure, there have been times, when he’s looked...

Through the magic of Netflix streaming, we recently plowed through all five-plus seasons of the “new” Doctor Who and just last night we were watching the Christmas episode featuring Kylie looking adorable and wide-eyed in a French maid’s outfit running around the spaceship...

Whenever we think of Zoe Saldana, our gay fashion blogger stream-of-consciousness dialogue goes something like this:  “Fierce! Couture! WERQ! Sexy! Pointy-toed shoes and skinny jeans! Big damn skirts! Taking her bra off in one fluid motion in that CK ad! Attitude, attitude, attitude!...

Adam Lambert sprinkled his own particular brand of obsidian fairy dust behind him as he sauntered through the mean streets of WeHo the other night. Let’s assess. First things first: this is most definitely NOT our style and never has been. In fact, it’s so very not our thing that...

In which Tom & Lorenzo once again grade celebrity fashion on a curve, thereby pissing off those who think the red carpet is a zero sum game. But come on, it’s Courtney; a bath and a hairbrush are considered a good sign of her mental health. Courtney Love attends the 2011 El Museo...

Darlings, it’s Chloe Sevigny! And she’s pouting and knock-knee’d and wearing a ton of clothes! Thank you, Mr. Jesus! THANK YOU! As devoted minions know, we have long suspected that “Chloe Sevigny” is actually a long-form piece of performance art in which the...

Darlings, let’s take a peek in Grandma’s jewelry box. Oh wait, that’s not Grandma’s classic costume jewelry; that’s the new jewelry collection from Miu Miu. And we love it, of course. The nature of our love is threefold and we’re going to explain it to you...

In little more than a month, Bill and Cathy Cambridge will be sucking up all the air in the room when they tour Canada and make a pit stop in Los Angeles. The press will be epic and we will probably have bitchy things to say about half her outfits. Before that starts, let’s pay a little...

We have many dresses to discuss for the rest of today, so let’s throw a little sausage into the mix before it becomes an all-girl party around here. Bradley Cooper is  featured in the June/July issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Nigel Parry in an extremely odd editorial. But...

Good morning, darlings! Did you miss us? Are you all tanned and well-rested? It’s been a good while since we’ve  gone that long without forming opinions. Now they’re all backed up in our heads and we simply must have release. We have the blogger equivalent of blue balls. And...

It’s Friday and none of these ladies rated a post all their own, so let’s just run down some of the looks of the week and type out whatever pops into our heads, mkay? We’ll start. Feel free to jump in at any time. Lucy Hale at the 36th Annual Gracie Awards Gala in Ina...

We were subjected to a barrage of Green Lantern ads riding the Amtrak to New York the other day and we have to say, all that lurid green was making us a little nauseous by the time we disembarked. Still, Tom’s a nerd and any time a Super Friend gets the CGI treatment, he feels...

Darlings, let’s all jet off to Morocco today. Right now. We can sell Saffy into slavery and pass out for three days after sampling the local greenery. Doesn’t that sound so much better than whatever you had planned? Elie Tahari got it right when he took the Marrakech Express as...

Jesus Christ, January Jones, must we tell you how to do everything? When you have your first big budget blockbuster movie come out after making a splash on basic cable, and when you have tongues a-wagging (as they say; we certainly don’t talk like that) about the identity of your baby...

ScarJo is the latest in a long line of celebrities and models to be put through the “make her up like stars of yesteryear” editorial; this time, for W Magazine. It’s not the most original idea in the world, but credit must be paid for avoiding the cliches here. Oh sure,...

Angie and Brad showed up at the LA premiere of “The Tree of Life” at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art looking PISSED. Angelina Jolie is wearing a Jenny Packham gown. HE: Looks like a greasy douchebag. Don’t ever let it be said that we mince our words. Take your damn...

Shelley SHUT IT DOWN AGAIN. Go on, girl! U.S. President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama host a reciprocal dinner at Winfield House, the residence of the Ambassador of the United States of America, in Regent’s Park, London. Ralph Lauren Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Maryna...

Darlings, the stars came out last night to attend the 2011 FiFi Awards at Damrosch Park, Lincoln Center in New York City. What the hell are the FiFi Awards? How the hell should we know?  Come judge with us. Fergie in BCBG Max Azria Atelier If we were handing out report cards (and we hope...