ScarJo is the latest in a long line of celebrities and models to be put through the “make her up like stars of yesteryear” editorial; this time, for W Magazine. It’s not the most original idea in the world, but credit must be paid for avoiding the cliches here. Oh sure,...

Angie and Brad showed up at the LA premiere of “The Tree of Life” at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art looking PISSED. Angelina Jolie is wearing a Jenny Packham gown. HE: Looks like a greasy douchebag. Don’t ever let it be said that we mince our words. Take your damn...

Shelley SHUT IT DOWN AGAIN. Go on, girl! U.S. President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama host a reciprocal dinner at Winfield House, the residence of the Ambassador of the United States of America, in Regent’s Park, London. Ralph Lauren Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Maryna...

Darlings, the stars came out last night to attend the 2011 FiFi Awards at Damrosch Park, Lincoln Center in New York City. What the hell are the FiFi Awards? How the hell should we know?  Come judge with us. Fergie in BCBG Max Azria Atelier If we were handing out report cards (and we hope...

New Jersey Nets star Kris Humphries, who just proposed to Kim Kardashian, makes his modelling debut for GQ Magazine, photographed by Ben Watts. We could pretend this post is all about fashion, but then you’d just laugh at us. Trunks, $145 by Stone Island at Bloomingdale’s....

Oprah’s been saying goodbye for months, but she ramped up the goodbyes for her final week and since the lady has a terrible fashion history, bless her, we thought we’d give her a hand for wearing something we like. Oprah, honey. We just don’t get you. It seems to us that a...

Kittens,forget about Bill and Cathy Cambridge; let’s take a look at that other royalty-marrying-a-commoner fairy tale couple and see how they’re doing on the style front. Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden and her husband Prince Daniel, Duke of Vastergotland visit Germany.  ...

We weren’t fans of Project Runway Season 8 winner Gretchen Jones finale’ collection (to say the least) and we were among the hordes of angry internet pitchfork-and-torch wielders who protested her win over Mondo. She made the jewelry for that runway show and while we did find it a...

Lucy is making the rounds, poledancing for her little panda movie and giving us dresses to talk about. Put your bitchpants on, ladies. We’ve got work to do. Lucy Liu attends the New York premiere of “Kung Fu Panda 2″ in an Antonio Berardi dress paired with a Roger Vivier...

Living internet meme and former Dawson James Van Der Beek headed out to the streets of New York to make his way to a screening of “The Hangover Part 2.” Let’s see how he did. LOVE the glasses. They really frame his face well. He looks cute. Hair looks great, outfit is casual...

Shelley O SHUT. IT. DOWN. At the Buckingham Palace state dinner. Check it: Knocked that one out of the park, wouldn’t you say? Even Phil looks impressed. It seems to be a very deliberate Jackie Kennedy/Oleg Cassini kind of look, especially with the opera gloves. The halter neckline is...

Lorenzo’s girlcrush Florence Welch tries on clothes for Nylon magazine and confirms that she’s the whitest girl in show biz. Nylon Magazine July 2011 ‘Music’ Issue Photographed by Valerie Phillips On Her Emotional Connection to Music: It’s funny because I’m...

Well, that answers that. The world finally has an answer to the eternal question “What would Laura Ingalls wear to her prom?” Katie Holmes attended the 56th annual Drama Desk awards at Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City in Holmes & Yang.  H&Y is her vanity line, in...

Darlings, it was the closing ceremony at the Cannes Film Festival and some of the ladies BROUGHT IT. Kirsten Dunst in Chanel Chanel Spring 2010 Couture Collection/Model: Sigrid Agren (ELITE) Kiki is back in the hizzy, you guys. This is the best she’s looked in ages. Oh sure, you all...

Designer-of-the-moment Prabal Guring unveiled his collection for J. Crew, which recreates looks from his previous collections at a J. Crew price point ($200 to $450, for the most part). Prabal? Tell us a bit about it: “I played with volume and scale and focused on a few special pieces...

Is there anything weirder than the celebrity life, kittens? Here they are, dressed to the nines and wearing thousands of dollars of merch, just so they can sit on a folding chair on the sidewalk for a few minutes and get their picture taken in the hopes that bitchy bloggers and entertainment...

Shelley O met up with Betty, Cammie, and Cathy, and the gals all had a laugh together. Let’s decide whether we approve of their clothes, shall we? Barbara Tfank Resort 2011 Collection/Model: Edythe Hughes It’s a very pretty dress. A bit too self-consciously retro, though. It could...

Kittens, it was the 2011 Billboard Music Awards, held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. Maybe we’re burnt out from those horrid dressers of Young Hollywood, but this crowd did relatively well, all things considered. Come. Judge with us. Beyonce in Lanvin Pretty much perfect....

Lucy Liu attended the Los Angeles premiere of “Kung Fu Panda 2″ in a Marchesa dress which may have gotten caught in her limo door. Marchesa Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Fabiana Mayer Well. Here’s a dilemma. We’re not at all crazy about the original dress but we’re...

Lady Gaga vogues on the cover of Madame Figaro and it might be the best she’s ever been styled by a magazine. Dress from Irina Shaposhnikova ‘Crystallographica’ collection and sunglasses by Mercura Lady Gaga for Madame Figaro, May 2011 Photographed by Mariano Vivanco Styled...

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the Los Angeles premiere of “Kung Fu Panda 2″ and took the moment to remind the world that their genetic superiority makes them too good for color. Michael Kors Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Daphne Groeneveld SHE: Looks funereal as usual, even...