Darlings, certain outfits appearing on red carpets this week didn’t rate posts of their own. Let’s judge them anyway! Anne Hathaway attends The 13th Annual White Tie & Tiara Ball in Prada. This is NOT working for us. The color blocking is strange and that pale pink...

Just to whet the appetite for the coming season, check out these pictures of the Project Runway cast shooting on location in Battery Park. You’re not going to really see much in the way of spoilers, but you will see: the outline of Heidi’s bra, the very upper reaches of Mount...

Hey, remember two posts ago where we went on and on about how even granny panties can work on the right gal and in the right setting? Fergie attends the amfAR Inspiration Gala in Paris in Louis Vuitton. Say hello to the flip side of that equation. Louis Vuitton Fall 2011 Collection/Model:...

Chris Evans, a nation of nerds turns its lonely eyes to you because Captain America is coming out and Ryan Reynolds ruined our childhoods with that Green Lantern crapfest. You better get this one right, or we can’t predict what will happen in nerdvana if you disappoint them. We showed...

We are SO not going to hear much agreement in the comments section on this one, but we don’t care. Work them panties, girl! Rosie Huntington-Whiteley attends the premiere of the ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’ during the 33d Moscow International Film Festival in Gucci....

Adorable red carpet diva in training Hailee Steinfeld is the new face for Miu Miu’s Fall 2011 ad campaign photographed by Bruce Weber. We have concerns. There are, of course, the usual (and still valid) complaints that a girl so young she’s barely done baking is selling clothing...

The Prada fall 2011 ad campaign is colorful and crazy and pays special attention to the eye-popping shoes by making sure no one is photographed standing or walking while wearing them. Clearly, these are shoes for when you want to lie down, but still look fabulous. Those last pairs are really...

Flo steps out in a series of mistakes on the accessorizing front: Florence Welch attends The Nylon and Habitual Private Dinner to celebrate Nylon’s Music Issue in New York City. Anna Sui Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Jac Well, it’s a look, that’s for sure. The question is, is...

Well isn’t this fun. For this collection, Versace took a look back at the good old days of Miami Vice and the house’s ever-present Greek key motif and baroque prints. But it’s not literal enough to be a strict redux attempt; this is more like Miami Vice by way of Jersey...

We’ve milked this particular RC pretty well, what with getting a “Pairs Division” post and a “Yea or Nay” post out of it, but you True Blood fans are greedy little buggers and wanted more, more, more. Since we never pass up an opportunity to express an opinion...

People magazine has the first look at that incredibly stupid and ill-advised naked Heidi poster promoting Season 9 of Project Runway. Check it: Smell the desperation. Also, the placement of her right hand indicates that her right arm must be long enough to reach down past her knees. Discuss....

We’ll say upfront that this isn’t going to be one of those Cate Blanchett looks that will cause you to involuntarily gasp and shout “BRAVA!” at your desk. But her last RC appearance here on the blog shook the very foundations of civilization and caused millions of...

It’s hot and sticky here, so we’re in the mood for a frigid blast of fierceness. Fabucreature Zoe Saldana gets her Zhivago on in the latest Harper’s Bazaar Russia and we love it all; the clothes, the model, the setting. We could do without the braid, especially since pairing...

Canadian twins Dean and Dan Caten, the dynamic designing duo behind Dsquared2, describe their spring 2012 menswear collection as “Sartorial-minded sportswear for guys who aren’t afraid of color” and describe each outfit in terms of what port of call this well-traveled,...

TWO “Pairs Division” entries in one day! God bless celebucouples for being so entertaining. That said, do these two have a portmanteau yet? We don’t follow True Blood fandom, even though Lorenzo went from loving to liking the show. Paquer? Moyquin? Sounds like generic drug...

You guys, our server is one cranky bitch today and we’re working on it but patience may be asked of the Bitter Kittens today and for that, we apologize. We also kindasorta apologize for the Cammy-heavy posting lately, but she’s been giving us a lot to talk about and after that...

What the hell; it’s a slow fashion news day and the Bitter Kittens have proven themselves more than capable of opinionating on matters other than necklines and hem lengths. Evan Rachel Wood attended the premiere of HBO’s “True Blood” Season 4 with a new hairdo, which...

Naomi Watts and beefy hunka burning love Liev Schrieber attended the 2011 Shakespeare In The Park Gala in New York City in their summer finest. Let’s assess. Marc Jacobs Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Angie Schmidt SHE: Is wearing someone else’s dress. This is not your dress,...

After a night up with our colicky baby (i.e., our facacta servers went down) we are AWAKE, darlings! Bright-eyed! Bushy-tailed! Running on fumes! But the beautiful thing about bitchery is, it actually gets easier when you’re really tired. Kate Winslet attends “Yo Dona”...

Domenico and Stefano took one look around them at the candy-colored menswear dominating the season and loudly declared “NO.” Eschewing the bright colors that everyone else seems to be embracing, they offered up a collection of crisp, masculine looks rendered in very muted tones of burgundy,...

Another quick rundown for you, dolls. This time, it’s the 22nd Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada and all the stars in heaven mostly avoided it, leaving these folks to pick up the slack: Nikki Reed Ronald Abdala Spring 2010 Collection We like the fabric blocking in the...