It’s times like these when we really feel like we’re doing God’s work here by bitching at unseen stylists for falling down on the job. Because when a girl as pretty as Emma Stone goes out in public in a multi-thousand dollar borrowed outfit chosen for her by a...

Gather ’round, kittens. It’s time once again to indulge in that longstanding T Lo tradition of prejudging reality show contestants on the flimsiest of evidence. Let’s all decide ahead of time who’s going to annoy us, shall we? Fame whores…GO! Olivier Green It was...

You guys, there was a Dolce & Gabbana party hosted by Net-a-Porter and Mr. Porter at Westfield in London and none of us were invited. Let’s be bitter about it and rag on all the attendees. Or some of the attendees. The attendees most likely to get us hits. Hit it, bitches. Kelly...

We look at the 2 gals modeling this collection and it feels like we’re watching two young ladies who just discovered the ’80s section of a particularly well-stocked vintage clothing store. It’s not literal ’80s (thank god), but with the bright colors and patterns,...

Darlings, we feel as if we’ve presided over an epic red carpet tale that has unexpectedly ended in tragedy. Rosie-Huntington-Whitely has spent the summer making the most of Megan Fox’s bad attitude and running all over the world looking spectacular on red carpets in her place. We...

Normally, we wouldn’t have much to say about Josh Hartnett’s casual street look here: Josh Hartnett shopping in SoHo. But it brings to mind an ongoing argument discussion in our house; namely, to cuff or not to cuff one’s shorts. You see, it all started one day when Lo came...

Well, it seems that western culture is determined to foist that Friends with Benefits movie on us, so the stars are doing their contractually obligated bit to remind us all that they made a movie. Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis attend the ‘Friends With Benefits’ photocall at...

Future gay icon Pippa Middleton has been sashaying all over London, slinging her Modalu “Bristol” handbag so much for photographers that it completely sold out. Knowing a good thing when they see it, the company re-released the bag with some slight changes and renamed it the...

It’s Friday in July and you’re probably cranky because you’re in work, just counting down the endless minutes. You know what you need? Pretty celebrities dry humping in designer clothes, that’s what! Strapless stretch crepe dress from Lanvin. Cotton shirt, wool tie,...

Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley attended the Transformers: Dark of the Moon press conference in Shanghai, China. Let’s assess how they did, shall we? Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Patricia van der Vliet HE: Ugh. We can’t. With the buttoned-up shirt...

Hilary Swank goes for the perfect mid-summer look and we have opinions about it. Try not to look shocked. Hilary Swank attends the 2011 Giffoni Experience Photocall in Giffoni Valle Piana, Italy in head-to-toe Tory Burch. Tory Burch Isobel Cotton Silk Lawn Dress Tory Burch Tarlen Wedge Those...

Lady Gaga arrived at LAX airport, sporting what may be our favorite look of hers yet:   Come on, that’s pretty freaking fabulous, right? Love your shoes, girl! Oh sure, she’s still a big, walking affectation from head to toe, but this one seems refreshingly non-up-its-ass...

You always know what you’re going to get with Elie Saab; an uncomplicated amalgam of fairy tale princess and movie star. It’s no surprise that his work dominates the red carpets of movie premieres and awards shows. You won’t see any outrageous shapes or materials here;...

T Lo red carpet favorite Lucy Liu attended the Cinema Society screening of Snow Flower And The Secret Fan in New York City. Co-attendees Nic and Keith got the T Lo treatment, now it’s Miss Lucy’s turn.   Oh, Miss Lucy. So close. It’s a cute dress but it’s making...

Hot on the heels of Hailee Steinfeld selling Prada to grown women, Elle Fanning takes her turn in front of the camera as the latest barely post-tween to play dressup for big money. Elle Fanning for Marc by Marc Jacobs Fall 2011 Ad Campaign photographed by Juergen Teller. The pictures are...

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban attended the Cinema Society screening of Snow Flower And The Secret Fan in New York City, forcing us to form opinions about their outfits. Nicole Kidman wears an Elie Saab dress, Jimmy Choo shoes, a L’Wren Scott clutch, and Cathy Waterman jewelry. We always...

We figured we’d get this one out before lunch, because quite a few of you aren’t going to want to eat and look at these pictures. Others will ask “What’s the big deal?” Kerry Howley, an art student from Middlesex University in London, produced collection of...

Darlings, it was the 2011 ESPY Awards at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles! And all the stars in the sky who didn’t have other things to do were there! Amber Heard in Vivienne Westwood She’s got two scoops of boob in a single-scoop cone and the shape of the skirt makes it look like...

You guys, we’re very confused about this one. All our bitchy fashion blogger instincts are failing us here. You see, Xtina once again went out in a tacky, too-tight dress, enough makeup to paint an army of hookers, hair that looks like you could break it off like dried spaghetti and a...

Darlings, it’s hot out and we can’t work the energy up to type about some starlet’s poor choice in footwear or hem length. Let’s drink a cool glass of Versace by looking at the house’s fall 2011 ad campaign, starring model Saskia de Brauw, photographed by Mert...

A sand-blasted and airbrushed SJP has the distinct privilege of being the face for “THE AGE ISSUE” of Vogue. We’re sure she loved having that plastered in all-caps to the right of her head.   Sarah Jessica Parker featured in the August 2011 issue of Vogue photographed...