The T Lo Train is pulling into Judgmental Junction, y’all! Hop on board! Viktor Luna What is your design training? Besides assisting my mother, I attended FIT in NYC and took some courses to enhance my knowledge, including ones in patternmaking, draping and design. What’s...

We feel bad for what we did to Emma yesterday. Of course, it wasn’t our fault she was dressed like a deranged clown/Avon lady. We’re merely the bitches who opinionated on that disastrous look. Since she has no doubt spent most of the last day crying into her pillow over how mean...

We’re a little fascinated by modern women’s shoe design. It seems like western culture locked down the shape of women’s shoes about a century ago and everything since then has been mere variations on a theme, with periods of experimentation every couple of decades or so (the...

Ryan Gosling is determined to make us love him. “Ryan Gosling,” he must have said to himself as he got out of bed, “What can I, Ryan Gosling, do to make two bitchy gay fashion bloggers love me that doesn’t require the trading of sexual favors?” Ryan Gosling...

Keep your nose in the air, darlings! It’s time once again to get PRE-JUDGMENTAL! Danielle Everine When did you realize you had designer potential? When local scene began to appreciate my work. What are your weaknesses as a designer? Gowns. Project Runway challenge you hope they...

Doing up models to look like celebrity icons isn’t the most original idea in the world, but for at least half of this editorial for  Tatler’s August 2011 issue, photographer Robert Trachtenberg and fashion editor Anna Bromilow got a little creative. Rather than simply slapping on period...

“Friends with Benefits” apparently is code for “Friends who have no sense of style.” Having screwed the pooch (stylistically speaking) while in Cancun, Mila and Justin get let out of their cages one more time to see if they can get it right in New York. They...

Season 8 Project Runway winner Gretchen Jones has another line of jewelry out, this time for Piperlime. According to them, the collection was handmade by artisans in Bogota and 100% of net profits are being donated to Aid to Artisans. “Aid to Artisans (ATA), an international nonprofit...

It’s times like these when we really feel like we’re doing God’s work here by bitching at unseen stylists for falling down on the job. Because when a girl as pretty as Emma Stone goes out in public in a multi-thousand dollar borrowed outfit chosen for her by a...

Gather ’round, kittens. It’s time once again to indulge in that longstanding T Lo tradition of prejudging reality show contestants on the flimsiest of evidence. Let’s all decide ahead of time who’s going to annoy us, shall we? Fame whores…GO! Olivier Green It was...

You guys, there was a Dolce & Gabbana party hosted by Net-a-Porter and Mr. Porter at Westfield in London and none of us were invited. Let’s be bitter about it and rag on all the attendees. Or some of the attendees. The attendees most likely to get us hits. Hit it, bitches. Kelly...

We look at the 2 gals modeling this collection and it feels like we’re watching two young ladies who just discovered the ’80s section of a particularly well-stocked vintage clothing store. It’s not literal ’80s (thank god), but with the bright colors and patterns,...

Darlings, we feel as if we’ve presided over an epic red carpet tale that has unexpectedly ended in tragedy. Rosie-Huntington-Whitely has spent the summer making the most of Megan Fox’s bad attitude and running all over the world looking spectacular on red carpets in her place. We...

Normally, we wouldn’t have much to say about Josh Hartnett’s casual street look here: Josh Hartnett shopping in SoHo. But it brings to mind an ongoing argument discussion in our house; namely, to cuff or not to cuff one’s shorts. You see, it all started one day when Lo came...

Well, it seems that western culture is determined to foist that Friends with Benefits movie on us, so the stars are doing their contractually obligated bit to remind us all that they made a movie. Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis attend the ‘Friends With Benefits’ photocall at...

Future gay icon Pippa Middleton has been sashaying all over London, slinging her Modalu “Bristol” handbag so much for photographers that it completely sold out. Knowing a good thing when they see it, the company re-released the bag with some slight changes and renamed it the...

It’s Friday in July and you’re probably cranky because you’re in work, just counting down the endless minutes. You know what you need? Pretty celebrities dry humping in designer clothes, that’s what! Strapless stretch crepe dress from Lanvin. Cotton shirt, wool tie,...

Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley attended the Transformers: Dark of the Moon press conference in Shanghai, China. Let’s assess how they did, shall we? Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Patricia van der Vliet HE: Ugh. We can’t. With the buttoned-up shirt...

Hilary Swank goes for the perfect mid-summer look and we have opinions about it. Try not to look shocked. Hilary Swank attends the 2011 Giffoni Experience Photocall in Giffoni Valle Piana, Italy in head-to-toe Tory Burch. Tory Burch Isobel Cotton Silk Lawn Dress Tory Burch Tarlen Wedge Those...

Lady Gaga arrived at LAX airport, sporting what may be our favorite look of hers yet:   Come on, that’s pretty freaking fabulous, right? Love your shoes, girl! Oh sure, she’s still a big, walking affectation from head to toe, but this one seems refreshingly non-up-its-ass...

You always know what you’re going to get with Elie Saab; an uncomplicated amalgam of fairy tale princess and movie star. It’s no surprise that his work dominates the red carpets of movie premieres and awards shows. You won’t see any outrageous shapes or materials here;...