Darlings, grab your passports and get your ass to the international gates because you’ve got an appointment in Shanghai! Bar Rouge, Shanghai We’ve had a couple of tables reserved, as you can see, but the seats are gonna fill up fast, so wrap up whatever you’re doing, grab...

Adorable Community and Mad Men star Alison Brie hit the town in one half of a good outfit. Can the precious unborn fawns that make up the T Lo community of commenters guess which half? Alison Brie at the NBC Universal TCA 2011 Press Tour All-Star Party in Los Angeles in Topshop paired with...

Soon to be unemployed (maybe) Glee cast member and not-upcoming Funny Girl cast member Lea Michele casts about for a backup career by doing catalogue work. Oh, we’re just teasing, she’s in a quite nice editorial for Harper’s. Lea Michele featured in the September issue of...

Uncle Karl is deigning to sell his wares to the unwashed and undoubtedly obese masses, but he’s slapping a grin on and pretending he’s not appalled that the proletariat will be touching things with his name on them. In Macy’s no less. “To me Macy’s is the perfect...

We are all for pants on women, darlings. And if this was 1940, we’d be very proud of ourselves for being so forward-thinking and open-minded. The fact that one can still make a statement like that over 70 years later is a bit depressing, but a discussion of gender-specific cultural...

Everyone’s got opinions about Gaga and sometimes we think the internet was invented just so everyone gets the chance to express them, but we’ll say this about the old girl: Lady Gaga arriving at the studios of the talk show “The View” in New York in Salvatore...

T Lo favorite – we’ve always just kinda liked the gal, despite her off-puttingly colorful private life (the whole Nazi husband thing) and a history of making movies we’d rather die than see (20 minutes of that Blind Side movie and we were out) – Sandy Bullock did a...

We seem to be in “if there’s one thing we’ve learned as fashion bloggers” mode today because we’re about to unveil another one, which means we’re talking out our asses because obviously there’s not just one thing we’ve learned as fashion...

She always gives us something to talk about and we generally like her red carpet style, but we think Mila really nails it when she’s in less formal surroundings. Let’s go to the tape. No one under 30 has ever heard that last sentence un-ironically. Mila Kunis arrives at the Radio...

Marie Claire has a sneak peek at the cover of their September issue and we only have mild and complimentary opinions on it. No, really. Well, except for that one. On not wanting to be a celebrity: “I never wanted to be a celebrity; I never wanted to be famous. And in my daily life, I work...

Aw, we feel a little bad. This guy makes the effort to dandy himself up – something that fills us with joy and hope for the future, since so few men in the public eye make the same effort – and this’ll be the second time in a month we’re going to bitch at him for it....

Okay, precious unborn fawns, we are officially tapped out after a long day of ripping reality show whores and self-involved celebrities. We don’t know about y’all, but we’re feeling the need for some hardcore PRETTY right now. If a picture’s worth a thousand words,...

Weight Watchers shill – and the latest celebrity to sadly sell the idea that happiness has something to do with dress size – Jennifer Hudson stepped out in a dress that requires closer examination. Jennifer Hudson attends the 12th annual Art For Life Benefit Gala at Russell...

Colin Farrell sauntered over to The Late Show with David Letterman wearing this: … which leaves us intensely confused. He’s all “I’ve been cutting bog all day” from the waist down; “I can’t wait to get to SPLASH later so I can take my shirt off on the...

Celebrities are not like us, darlings. Not exactly a profound statement but one that bears revisiting right now. Because you see, when non-celebrities go through breakups, they turn to friends and family to help them make sense of what just happened, get them drunk, co-sign on the Ben &...

Oh my goodness, kittens! So much not-important stuff sort of happened this episode! Let’s dive right in, shall we? Derek and Austin meet for lunch. Actually, that’s not quite true. Derek and Austin sit at a table outside a restaurant, order absolutely nothing, and talk about...

It’s a historic moment here at T Lo Worldwide Style Consulting, Ltd. You see, our bitchcups runneth over and we have two distinct looks from the same actress worn within days of each other – and we have opinions about BOTH LOOKS.  Can you feel the excitement, darlings? Brace...

NEWSFLASH: Two genetically superior superstars continue to pretend like they’re not. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attend the closing ceremony of the 17th Sarajevo Film Festival. Angelina Jolie is wearing an Elie Saab dress. Elie Saab Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Constance Jablonski...

Another of Queen Betty’s grandchildren was marrying a commoner, so the whole family came out of their little trailer parks and headed for Edinburgh to watch Zara Phillips walk down the aisle to wed Sluggo from the old Nancy cartoons. The Queen’s granddaughter marries England rugby...

Let’s rip a preggo, kittens! It’s a longstanding T Lo tradition. Jessica Alba arrives at ‘Spy Kids: All The Time In The World 4D’ Los Angeles premiere in a Dolce & Gabbana dress paired with a Roger Vivier clutch and a Dolce & Gabbana cuff. Oooooooh, girl is...

Call us lazy whores if you want, you won’t be the first ones, but we took a good long look at these pictures and realized that it doesn’t really matter what we say here because the conversation’s only going to go in one direction. Ashley Olsen out and about with her new...