We sometimes argue about Jesse Eisenberg. Not plate-throwing arguments or even raised-voice arguments; just an ongoing disagreement as to his charms. We both loved The Social Network and felt he’d done a great job, but we caught him being interviewed on the red carpet one time and...

Well this won’t do at all. This was a mostly uneventful episode and the one thing that did happen was an actual real-life problem which made us – oh, we can’t even say it. Fine. It made us feel bad for one of these little whores. There. Happy now? Shoot us in the face,...

Happy Holidays to all the Bitter Kittens! And the very best of New Year’s, darlings! What? It’s August? Well, someone should’ve told Christina Ricci, then. Christina Ricci attends the Disney ABC Televison Group’s ‘TCA 2001 Summer Press Tour’ in Beverly...

A rom-com with two skinny, attractive white people? It’s CRAZY! It’ll never fly. What risk-taking on Hollywood’s part. Anne Hathaway and Jim Sturgess attend the ‘One Day’ premiere in New York City. Anne Hathaway wears an Alexander McQueen dress paired with clutch...

My goodness, kittens. We need a break from the red carpets and the runways and the reality TV for a moment. It’s all so frantic and attention-seeking and we are delicate little Hummel figurines in the face of such an onslaught. We need to center ourselves and find our inner calm blue...

We’re questioning our instincts on this one. At first, we were all, “Oh, this is undoubtedly a WERQ entry,” but then we got to looking at it and now we can’t tell if it’s fierce or tacky. The line between the two is but a hair’s breadth. Olivia Wilde...

Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...

Darlings, those little Glee moppets put on their best theater club smiles and pretty clothes for the premiere of “Glee: The 3D Concert Movie” in Los Angeles. You can practically hear the shrieking of tweens and middle-aged gay men in the pictures. Most of the cast did really well,...

Who’s ready to feel old and out of touch? YOU ARE, kittens! It’s the 2011 Teen Choice Awards and a bunch of people with really silly names hopped up on the red carpet because they’re finally tall enough to get on this ride. Let’s puncture some self-importance together,...

Precious Unborn Fawns, are you ready to see who signed on to be in Project Runway All Stars? Brace yourselves; some of these names will make you say “YAY!” while others will make you say “Oh. him/her again.” UPDATED WITH PRESS RELEASE GOODNESS! “NEW YORK, NY...

If it’s not obvious by now, allow us to articulate: we think of celebrities as our own private little fashion dolls, complete with made-up histories and personalities. Far healthier than actually giving a crap what these drama queens are really like, we say. In that vein, our Beyonce...

Since Trudy Campbell got put up on the T Lo judging block yesterday, it was serendipitous that these pictures of Pete’s other baby mama, Peggy Olsen, landed in our laps. If you don’t know what we’re talking about, shame on you. Elisabeth Moss attends The Hollywood Foreign...

Let’s all turn toward the Project Runway judges with our lips pursed and one eyebrow arched, minions. It’s their turn to be assessed. We’re only two episodes in, but Heidi and Nina are really bringing it, fashion wise. Heidi in particular seems to be much more dressed up...

Darlings, it was the TCA Party for CBS, The CW and Showtime held at The Pagoda in Beverly Hills, California. We don’t really know what that means, but we don’t care so long as we’ve got dresses to rip. Hit it, D-listers: A.J. Cook Cute. A little plain, but it’s simple...

Darlings, grab your passports and get your ass to the international gates because you’ve got an appointment in Shanghai! Bar Rouge, Shanghai We’ve had a couple of tables reserved, as you can see, but the seats are gonna fill up fast, so wrap up whatever you’re doing, grab...

Adorable Community and Mad Men star Alison Brie hit the town in one half of a good outfit. Can the precious unborn fawns that make up the T Lo community of commenters guess which half? Alison Brie at the NBC Universal TCA 2011 Press Tour All-Star Party in Los Angeles in Topshop paired with...

Soon to be unemployed (maybe) Glee cast member and not-upcoming Funny Girl cast member Lea Michele casts about for a backup career by doing catalogue work. Oh, we’re just teasing, she’s in a quite nice editorial for Harper’s. Lea Michele featured in the September issue of...

Uncle Karl is deigning to sell his wares to the unwashed and undoubtedly obese masses, but he’s slapping a grin on and pretending he’s not appalled that the proletariat will be touching things with his name on them. In Macy’s no less. “To me Macy’s is the perfect...

We are all for pants on women, darlings. And if this was 1940, we’d be very proud of ourselves for being so forward-thinking and open-minded. The fact that one can still make a statement like that over 70 years later is a bit depressing, but a discussion of gender-specific cultural...

Everyone’s got opinions about Gaga and sometimes we think the internet was invented just so everyone gets the chance to express them, but we’ll say this about the old girl: Lady Gaga arriving at the studios of the talk show “The View” in New York in Salvatore...

T Lo favorite – we’ve always just kinda liked the gal, despite her off-puttingly colorful private life (the whole Nazi husband thing) and a history of making movies we’d rather die than see (20 minutes of that Blind Side movie and we were out) – Sandy Bullock did a...