Who’s up for some good Polish vodka? The Bitter Kittens are! 35mm Music Club at the Multikino Złote Tarasy Cinema in Warsaw, Poland designed by Robert Majkut. Yes, dolls, we’re dashing off to Warsaw and you’re all coming with us. We’ll all squeeze into First Class and...

Taylor Lautner got himself all greased up to be photographed by Steven Klein and styled by Nicola Formichetti. for VMAN magazine.   We’re not sure if it’s lighting, makeup, photoshop or a combination of all three, but this only barely looks like him to us. On who he really...

Darlings, let’s do a little rundown of some of the more notable looks from Day One of the Venice Film Festival, shall we? Diane Kruger in Elie Saab Fall 2011 Couture Elie Saab Fall 2011 Couture Collection/Model: Ruby Aldridge (NEXT) Very pretty. We liked the neckline better on the...

BREAKING NEWS: PAZ DE LA HUERTA HAS LANDED THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME! One that truly plays to her strengths:     THAT is freaking hilarious. Kudos to whoever came up with this collaboration because paying Paz to flash her panties, while similar to paying a person with diarrhea to sit...

Evan brought some Old Hollywood glam (with a little Nu Hollywood androgyny) to the Venice Film Festival and we haven’t finished swooning yet. Evan Rachel Wood attends “The Ides Of March” premiere during the 68th Venice Film Festival in an Alessandra Rich shirt dress paired...

Italian jewelry designer Paola Mirai used old technology to make very new, and very modern, jewelry pieces. And when we say she uses old tech, we don’t mean to make it, we mean it’s made out of it. The collection, called Cirkuita, is gorgeously unique. Rings: Bracelets We adore...

We’re really not sure what to think of this getup Marisa’s sporting. Walk with us.   Marisa Tomei at the “The Ides Of March” Photocall during the 68th Venice Film Festival in Preen. Preen Fall 2011 Collection We liked the similar blouse from the same collection...

So Kim K is shooting her little dog-and-attention-whoring-pony show in New York and this is apparently what she wore to go to an organic market: Because, yeah. That TOTALLY says grocery shopping.   Alexander McQueen Pre-Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Juju Ivanyuk We’re reminded of the...

Far be it for us to explain why a joke works (especially when it doesn’t always work), but “Bill & Cathy Cambridge” became the default way of referring to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge simply because we thought it was hilarious how it made them sound like that nice...

Darlings, we’ve all been walking down that aisle in the Blog Topics Superstore labeled “Red Carpet>Starlets>Movie Premiere” for a while now. Let’s turn down this narrower, darker, less-trafficked aisle, labeled “Low-Rent Red Carpet>Actor>Cable...

Darlings, it’s time for your end-of-the-day pretty and this time, you get to dance to it. Hit it, models! Go on! Get your fabulous on and dance right in front of your desk. You couldn’t possibly be any worse at it than the models. Lanvin Fall 2011 Ad Campaign Models: Karen Elson,...

Brad Pitt wrangled his litter of cute, yet bored and attitudinal-looking puppies to take in a movie in London. How cute is that? Brad, your hair and face look like shit (yes, we know it’s for a role), but your outfit’s kind of adorably, dorkably “Dad” in a semi-stylish...

By the time last night’s episode got to the point where people were fighting at the after-party for a wig launch party, we were both curled up on the floor in front of our TV, weeping and weakly calling out, “Please. No more. Can’t…take…any...

We think Christina Ricci’s facial expression on the cover of Nylon pretty much mirrors our own when we saw it. Top by Moschino, shorts by ASOS, earrings by Dandi Maestere. “What the FUCK?” Indeed. Christina Ricci, photographed by Guy Aroch Styling by Anda and Masha Nylon,...

After ripping her pretty hard yesterday, we’re happy to give SJP a respite from our bitchiness — because she’s earned it. Sarah Jessica Parker attends the “I Don’t Know How She Does It” Photocall at the roof of Ritz Carlton hotel in Moscow. Prabal Gurung...

Julianna Margulies, as always, has her shit together. Julianna Margulies outside of the “Late Show with David Letterman” studios in New York in Carolina Herrera. Carolina Herrera Pre-Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Audi What’s great about Julianna from a style perspective is...

Vanessa’s the new face of Candie’s and she hit the VMAs after-parties sporting a custom-made Candie’s gown. We’re extremely puzzled. And not just by the phrase “Candie’s gown.”   Vanessa Hudgens attends the In Touch Weekly’s 4th Annual...

Here’s our one and only “why we like James Marsden” story. It was probably on one of the X-Men DVD “Making of” documentaries, we’re not sure, but the first time we saw him interviewed, he was talking about working with such well-trained actors as Patrick...

Sarah Jessica, we’re gonna do you a solid and explain to you why the public sometimes gets vicious with you. Your latest red carpet getup has helpfully provided us with visual aids. Sarah Jessica Parker at a presentation of her new movie “I Don’t Know How She Does It”...

Round TWO, bitches! And can we just say that the cheap Home Depot scoop light backdrop is intensely distracting? Ashley Rickards It’s interesting, but the dishtowel hanging off one side doesn’t do much for the look. And really, Ashley? A bright yellow dress with marabou feathers...

You guys, Katy Perry… she’s a national treasure; a gift from God to gay fashion bloggers like us. Just look at the smorgasbord of crack she laid out for us last night: Atelier Versace Fall 2011 dress Vintage bath mat Chinoiserie. Genius. Excellent use of props. By the way, the...