Here’s our one and only “why we like James Marsden” story. It was probably on one of the X-Men DVD “Making of” documentaries, we’re not sure, but the first time we saw him interviewed, he was talking about working with such well-trained actors as Patrick...

Sarah Jessica, we’re gonna do you a solid and explain to you why the public sometimes gets vicious with you. Your latest red carpet getup has helpfully provided us with visual aids. Sarah Jessica Parker at a presentation of her new movie “I Don’t Know How She Does It”...

Round TWO, bitches! And can we just say that the cheap Home Depot scoop light backdrop is intensely distracting? Ashley Rickards It’s interesting, but the dishtowel hanging off one side doesn’t do much for the look. And really, Ashley? A bright yellow dress with marabou feathers...

You guys, Katy Perry… she’s a national treasure; a gift from God to gay fashion bloggers like us. Just look at the smorgasbord of crack she laid out for us last night: Atelier Versace Fall 2011 dress Vintage bath mat Chinoiserie. Genius. Excellent use of props. By the way, the...

Darlings, the whole “tree leaning on power lines” situation, which has been going on for 24 tense hours directly outside our front door, is currently being dealt with by nice young men with too many tattoos and a wood chipper, which means we can finally put away our candles and...

Hi Leighton Meester! Listen, we know we’ve been more than critical of you in the past and we hope you understand it was all said with love. Anyway, we don’t have much time right now, but we just wanted to take a break from filling our bathtub with water, putting batteries in the...

We have a feeling, given the crack-y nature of last night’s judging, that no one really feels like complimenting any of them right now. Well, don’t you worry, kittens. We worked in some bitchiness for you. Erin Wasson wears Michael Kors. We don’t care if a model goes all...

Lake Bell has solved the problem of how to prevent sweat stains without resorting to icky dress shields. Lake Bell attends the screening of “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy” in Los Angeles in Cushnie et Ochs. Shoes by Salvatore Ferragamo.   Ventilation, of course. Cushnie et Ochs...

We’ve encountered our fair share of celebrities walking about in various cities and we’ve never been the types to overreact or make a fuss, even when it’s someone we like. We once saw Sarah Jessica Parker at the height of her Sex and the City series fame pushing a stroller...

Allons-y, darlings! What better place to watch Project Runway than in Paris, non? Ladurée Le Bar, Paris The underlighting won’t be flattering and the seats don’t look all that comfy, but we’ll be fabulous and that’s what matters most. And we’re going to need that...

Paul Rudd, the walking definition of “husband material,” is featured in the September issue of Nylon magazine, photographed by Keneth Cappello. We’re a little disappointed by the pics. On comedy: “With any stresses or traumas, that would be how I would process things....

Since her last attempt was way too complicated for its own good, it’s nice to see Zoe turn toward the K.I.S.S. principle for her latest look: Zoe Saldana attends the screening of “Colombiana” in Los Angeles in a Valentino dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes and a...

Reese Witherspoon is the new face of Swedish label Lindex for its Fall 2011 ad campaign titled “California Denim,” and the pictures are a veritable avalanche of cheese. “The big autumn campaign is called California Denim and in the leading role we see the Oscar winning and...

Oh, Pippa. A strong wind and some unplanned backlighting has caused pain to many a good woman. Let this be a lesson to you. Twelfth Street by Cynthia Vincent Ruffle Hem Maxi Dress in Blush RI2K Portobello Shoulder Bag What an odd outfit. A beige-with-pink-undertones maxi-dress paired with a...

Okay, let’s all have an eyeball-cleansing after that last post. Let’s look at Tom Binns jewelry, darlings. You’ve seen it gracing some very famous necks:   But we wanted to talk more about his latest, the “Ethno Teknic” collection: Abstract Painted Crystal...

When we came across this editorial, we were all “Amber Valetta by Steven Klein for the September issue of W magazine? There’s your ‘Here’s your pretty for the day’ post locked up!” Ten seconds later… “Dear GOD. I’m going to have...

This one isn’t a Scrolldown Fug so much as it’s a Scrolldown WTF? Anne Hathaway attends the European premiere of “One Day” in London in head-to-toe Alexander McQueen. Alexander McQueen Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Josefien Rodermans The dress we neither love nor hate....

This is the second time we’ve featured “Doctor Who” star Matt Smith in less-than-fabulous surroundings, but there’s a reason for that. The boy has a fantastic casual personal style. Matt Smith and Daisy Lowe attend the V music festival in England. Matt Smith wears...

For our first trick of the day, we’re going to criticize a pregnant woman for going out in public. January Jones out and about in Santa Monica. J Brand 3405 Maternity Straight Leg Reed Krakoff Gym Top Handle Bag Oh, come on; you should know us better than that. Of course we’re not...

Here’s your pretty for the day, darlings. Don’t look at us like that; he’s way too young for us. But strapping heterosexual Taylor Lautner does cut a fine figure when he plays dressup, doesn’t he? Taylor Lautner attends the premiere of “Abduction,” in...

Darlings, it’s been so long since we’ve done a Pairs Division post! It’s been a long, dry summer on the red carpet. Hit it, ladies: Jessica Chastain and Helen Mirren attend “The Debt” screening at the Tribeca Grand Hotel. Jessica Chastain wears a Christian Dior...