Darlings, it was Heidi Klum’s 12th Annual Halloween Party in New York City and once again, we weren’t invited. But other people were, including a host of Project Runway alums. Judging costumes isn’t as much fun as judging red carpet wear (unless we’re talking Miss...

We came down pretty hard on Maggie the other day. We’re not sure, but “smells like nursing home pee” may have been the harshest thing we’ve ever said about an actress’ red carpet look. She deserves a prize for that. Instead, we’re going to assess her a...

CHRISTINA MARIA AGUILERA! What is WRONG with you, girl?   Christina Aguilera attends “The Voice” Press Conference at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City, California in a L’Agence blouse and Dolce & Gabbana skirt. Belt by Barbara Bui. Boots by Alexandre Birman. We can...

After her literal FLAME-SHOOTING appearance on the red carpet the other day had us shrieking “WERQ it!” we were all set to start shrieking once again when these pictures floated in front of us this morning. But a closer look revealed a far sadder tale. Observe.   Joely...

All right, kittens. Let’s run down the remaining artists. You know, the ones the judges had nothing to say about.   Bayeté Not seeing how this is Pop Art at all. If he wants to make points about race in  his art, we’re all for it, but so far, his points are obtuse and/or...

Because we like to think of ourselves as Every Starlet’s Kindly Gay Uncles, we just want to reiterate what we’ve long said about Hailee here – and by extension, every other gal under 16 getting free designer clothing thrown at them: now is the time to have fun. Yes, we get...

Hey, remember that show Project Accessory that we swore we were going to blog? No? That’s okay, we forgot about it too. In fact, even though we watched the episode on Thursday night, we had to rewatch the entire thing last night in order to write this post because we couldn’t...

We know you ladies love to talk bags and we two ladies love to talk blogging, so what better subject for us all than one that intersects with both blogging AND accessories, darlings? If you love talking accessories, then you probably already love Bag Snob. And if you don’t know about...

Jessica’s apparently feeling downright angelic, you guys. Jessica Biel attends the Fashion Group International’s 28th annual Night of Stars in New York City in a Giambattista Valli gown. Giambattista Valli Fall 2011 Couture Collection/Model: Tanya Dziahileva (MARILYN) Personally,...

Darlings, we’re well-rested after our weekend away from all things Project Runway -related, so we’re ready to strap on our bitchpants again and get to work. We have a ton of reality TV, regular TV and red carpet blogging to sling today, so let’s get to work, shall we?...

We’ve spent the day ranting at reality show judges and snapping at red carpet ladies for looking like nursing home carpets, so we feel a little guilty. We’re putting too much negative energy out into the universe and kittens, that’s no way to spend a Friday. It’s time...

JESUS CHRIST, MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL. Maggie Gyllenhaal attends “Hysteria” Photocall during the Annual Rome International Film Festival in Dries Van Noten. Dries Van Noten Fall 2011 Collection You’re at the Rome Film Festival, girl. Could you at least try to pretend that...

Lorenzo spun his laptop around to Tom, saying, “I know you and everyone else are going to hate this, but I think it’s fabulous.” “Let me take a look,” said Tom. “Everyone’s all het up over Project Runway, maybe we can give them all a...

This is it, darlings. Try and work up the excitement. Electric Birdcage Bar in London And if you can’t work up the excitement, you can at least try and keep down the bile. Oh, you know what? Let’s all get drunk and have fun tonight. Guest Judge L’Wren Scott We were impressed...

We want to offer positive support to Olivia here, because we think she made a bold choice and we’re all about the bold choices.   Olivia Wilde attends the Glamour Reel Moments 2011 – held at the Directors Guild of America in Los Angeles in a J. Mendel dress paired with Brian...

You guys, Joely Richardson looks so fabulous here that there are FLAMES SHOOTING OUT THE SIDE OF HER HEAD:   Joely Richardson attends the premiere of “Anonymous” during the 55th Annual Times BFI London Film Festival in a Marchesa gown. Marchesa Tulle and Lace Gown She is...

More pretty, white, princess-y dresses for women whose arms are always hot. We don’t know why picking out a wedding dress is so hard for you ladies. There’s only like 4 variations to choose from. So long as you go into it knowing that no one will allow you to cover your arms and...

Y’know, they couldn’t have made things any easier for these airheads. This was a “high school art class” level of introduction to Pop Art. So why… … after they were literally walked right up to the definition and most famous example of Pop Art, did these...

We’ve been digging M.E.W.’s sexy-sweet red carpet stylings lately, but we’re wondering if this has gone too far into “sweet” territory: Mary Elizabeth Winstead attends the premiere of “Like Crazy” in Los Angeles in a D&G dress. Because...

Really, is there anything else to be said after that title? “Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani.” That about covers it, wouldn’t you say? You know what you’re going to get with a title like that. Michael Fassbender attends the premiere of “A Dangerous...

Darlings, who’s up for a big heaping bowlful of haute couture? Wedding dress in draped ivory satin, train embroidered with silver sequins, boots CHANEL HAUTE COUTURE. Brooch CHANEL FINE JEWELRY. V Magazine – Model Issue “Couture 2011″ Photographer: Daniele + Iango...