It is with great sadness that we have to report that Katy Perry has no gays. Hard to believe, but we can come to no other conclusion after viewing these pictures. Katy Perry at the Piccadilly Theatre in London in a Giambattista Valli two-tone crepe cape dress. Giambattista Valli Fall 2011...

We’ve secretly replaced your regular Olsen with the new Elizabeth Olsen with flavor crystals! Let’s see if anyone notices. Elizabeth Olsen attends screening of “Martha Marcy May Marlene” during 34th Annual Mill Valley Film Festival in top and skirt by Preen, Jacket by...

There are worse ways to end the day than by gazing at some stunningly beautiful male models working the shit out of some fierce-as-hell clothes, darlings. Enjoy. As for us, we’ll be over here, coveting our little hearts out. We’re suddenly in a very red mood. GQ Style China...

Darlings, let’s keep this simple. Much like bridal collections, when it comes to bags, it’s better for us to get the hell out of the way and let the ladies have their say. Prada presents its new bag  ’Galleria,’ named after its first store inside Milan’s famous...

We’re of two minds about this look from Jessica. Which is good, since, despite the joined-at-the-hip lifestyle that has us spending all day, every day within 20 feet of each other (there aren’t that many blogging couples out there for a reason), we are, literally, of two minds....

Wow, is Vera Wang in a bad mood or what? Because this is one depressing set of supposedly bridal looks. We support any attempt to yank the bridal conversation away from virginal whites and princess fantasies, but we’re not sure there’s a market for looking depressed or like a...

People have been asking us to do more of a recap-style post for this show, so here goes: Chris and his band of merry travelers get a call from actress Jennifer Coolidge. Seems she’s going to on a float for Mardi Gras and she needs an outfit for the occasion. Very wise lady, that...

Let’s look at some cute young people and judge their clothing. It’s life-affirming. Felicity Jones and Anton Yelchin attend the “Like Crazy’” premiere in New York City. Felicity Jones wears a Dolce & Gabbana dress. Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2012...

This is it, darlings! The birth of the most important baby in the history of human reproduction! But first, melodrama (and lots of discussion of Rachel’s vagina): Mandana and Joey are in the offices of Zoe Worldwide, Inc., when she tells him about the fate of Jeremiah. Joey acts...

Kirsten sits down and smiles for Terry Richardson in some truly great outerwear. Yves Saint Laurent peacoat, $5,590. Louis Vuitton top, price on request. “60′s Going on 30″ in The New York Times Style Magazine Photographed by Terry Richardson Styled by Sara Moonves Hair by...

Why Victoria Grayson, you conniving little minx, you. Madeleine Stowe attends the 2011 Environmental Media Awards in a Dolce & Gabbana dress. We admit this isn’t the most exciting look in the world but we only chose this so we could ask the following: Hands up; who’s watching...

It’s the end of the day and we’d like to sing our lady kittens to sleep with some dream fodder. Lady kittens, have fun tonight dreaming that you’re traipsing all over Paris wearing gorgeous dresses and dripping with jewels while Clive Owen stares intently into your eyes and...

Okay, maybe it’s not fair to all the other “Gal on the Street” ladies since this is an “official” outfit, meaning it’s been styled for an appearance, but really, do we need to explain ourselves here? She’s a T Lo favorite. And we’re sure she...

It’s been a while since we pissed off a bunch of Jen-o-philes. Let’s get crackin’. Jennifer Aniston attends the ELLE’s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute in a Kaufmanfranco dress paired with Balenciaga sandals, a Salvatore Ferragamo clutch, and Fred Leighton...

Wow. This editorial is gorgeous, but we don’t think any mere mortal can rock those super-short bangs Rooney’s sporting. You need to be genetically superior and in the hands of world class photographers and stylists to pull those things off. Lorenzo was a bit on the nonplussed side...

We are totally digging Mary Elizabeth’s sexy-sweet red carpet stylings lately. Mary Elizabeth Winstead attends the Spike TV’s “SCREAM 2011″ awards held at Universal Studios in a Dolce & Gabbana dress paired with a ‘Mabel’ clutch by Sedgwick. Very...

George unveiled his latest and she’s a former lady wrestler! That doesn’t make him look gay at ALL.   George Clooney and Girl du Jour Stacy Keibler attend the premiere of “The Descendants”  in New York City. Stacy Kleiber wears a Versace dress paired with Jimmy...

Since we did an all-boy red carpet rundown yesterday, it’s time for the ladies to take center stage, wouldn’t you say? Compare and contrast. At the Scream Awards, the look for men was pretty much “frat boy,” whereas at ELLE’s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood...

This picture of Scarlett is freaking us out a little.   Scarlett Johansson featured in the October 2011 issue of S Moda in Dolce & Gabbana dress photographed by Alvaro Beamud Cortes.   It’s not that she’s doing the same pose and face that she always does;...

Oh, Fergie. It’s always interesting when you try and do the grown up and elegant thing. Not because of any effort on your part, but because “grown up and elegant” aren’t really words that spring to mind when we think of you.  We want to like this dress on you, but...

As always with the Bridal collections, we’re just putting this one out there for discussion. We’re, quite obviously, neither the market nor really the “audience” for this kind of collection and we find that the ladies will always have far more firmly held (and...