Our thoughts in quick succession, upon viewing these pics: “Oh, what a fabulously ’60s-retro-tinged dress to wear to the Mad Men premiere!” “Jesus Christ, whoever styled her needs to be deported.”   Jessica Paré attends the premiere of AMC’s ‘Mad...

It’s been kinda cazh around these parts today, what with the workout clothes, coats, and unimpressive ladypants taking center stage. We feel the need for some sparkle right now.   Rosario Dawson attends the premiere of ‘Trance’ in London in a Jenny Packham gown...

Okay, this has a more complicated elevator pitch than the average H&M collection, so we’re turning it over to Mr. Press Release momentarily to explain. “Hollywood glamour comes to H&M this spring with Conscious Exclusive – a partywear collection made from more sustainable...

We’re really torn on this one.   Diane Lane attends the Caro Federico Theatrical Tribute to Federico Fellini in New York City. On paper, Diane Lane in a creamy ladytux sounds like a great idea. And in truth, there’s nothing we can point to here (except the sad top and...

And now, darlings, the introduction of a brand new subset of internet commentary, and something that’s bound to get us a ton of google hits from people we probably don’t want to know… Royal Coat Porn. Ladies? Take a gander at a couple of Miss Cathy’s coats, since...

There’s something so gloriously appropriate about Gwynnie on the cover of Self magazine. After all, is there any star more self-oriented than her?   Gwyneth Paltrow covers the April 2013 issue of Self magazine in a Just Cavalli dress photographed by Matt Jones. Unfortunately, this...

Darlings, what do we all think of this look? Saoirse Ronan attends the premiere of ‘The Host’ in Hollywood, California in head-to-toe Lanvin. Lanvin Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Marte Mei van Haaster (IMG) Lanvin Spring 2013 Collection Pump We’ll tell you what we think and...

Why, hello there, 1978! Eva Mendes makes an appearance on ‘The Late Show with David Letterman’ show in New York City in a leopard print Dolce&Gabbana dress. Dolce&Gabbana Leopard-Print Long-Sleeve Dress It’s been a while! This is so her look; this late ’70s,...

Miranda spews her fabulous and annoying perfection all over a camera lens and we can do little in response but sit here in awe. Bitch.   Miranda Kerr covers the April 2013 issue of Vogue Australia magazine photographed by Miguel Reveriego and styled by Natasha Royt. Saint Laurent Spring...

We had a seriously negative reaction to this getup. We literally recoiled from it, blurting out, “GOD, no!” This is why we can never be celebrity stylists, darlings. We’d get fired from every job the first time she tried something on we didn’t like. Anyway, it’s...

We’re always getting Selena and Vanessa Hudgens mixed up because middle age. So when we saw Selena wearing this dress, we started mentally admonishing her as if she was Vanessa, because this is something of a Vanessa-like mistake:   Selena Gomez makes an appearance on the...

Darlings, here are some pale people with good bone structure and extravagant lips to keep you occupied.   Brit Marling and Eddie Redmayne cover the April 2013 issue of W magazine photographed by Alasdair McLellan and styled by Edward Enninful. Let’s all discuss the ways in which...

Oh, well done, King Robb.   Richard Madden attends the HBO’s third season premiere of ‘Game of Thrones’ in Hollywood, Los Angeles. We’re referring to your spectacularly curly locks, of course. That is some serious fucking hair. The suit? Enh. It fits well  –...

This almost could have been a Khaleesi-WERQ, but you’re going to have to blame Vicki Posh for snatching it away from her. Emilia Clarke attends the HBO’s ‘Game of Thrones’ third season premiere in a Victoria Beckham strapless gown accessorized with shoes and bag by...

There’s something rather pretty, in a Stepford Wife kind of way, about this dress.   Vera Farmiga makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show With Jay Leno’ in a Valentino Guipure lace dress. Valentino Resort 2013 Collection But it is a TERRIBLE choice for a sit-down...

We are one hundred percent behind the idea of ladystars sporting massive weaponry on the red carpet. It’s the season’s must-have accessory! Or it should be, at least. Uma Thurman attends the Moet & Chandon and FilmAid Asia Power of Film Gala in Hong Kong in a custom Versace...

Judging by her body language, Christina doesn’t much like this outfit.   Christina Hendricks attends the Theodora and Callum and Coach Cocktail Party in Beverly Hills, California. Theodora & Callum Citron Multi Yucatan Tie All Scarf Ooooh. Crossed arms AND crossed feet. Nothing...

Oh dear, cousin Matthew. The Dowager Countess would not approve.   ‘Downton Abbey’ star Dan Stevens attends the 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in New York City. But since she’s not real, you’ll have to deal with these two dowager queens. Girl, what the FUCK are...

This is cute and it made us laugh: Madonna at the GLAAD Awards, where she presented the Vito Russo Award to Anderson Cooper. It’s nice to know that Madge still has a humorous sense of the theatrical and a finely tuned sense for camp. It’s a shame we don’t see this side of...

We’ll give Katie an “Attagirl” for the following look: Katie Holmes attends The New York Observer 25th Anniversary Party in New York City in a Dolce&Gabbana dress. Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Irina Nikolaeva It’s not bowling us over with its...

Nicki Minaj strikes a blow for womankind everywhere.   Nicki Minaj covers the April 2013 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Thomas Whiteside and styled by Joe Zee.   On her make-under for Elle‘s shoot: “When I saw myself with barely any makeup at, it was such a… like, I’m so, so...