Here you go, Cumberbitches:   Benedict Cumberbatch attends the UK premiere of ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ in London. We sincerely hope that horrible hair is for a role of some sort. Otherwise, he looks fantastic. Everything’s a little askew and that’s setting off...

Part of the reason we have declared today Sausage Friday is because frankly, we can’t bear to look at one more starlet in a black dress, a white dress, or a black and white dress. We are so very over this stylist-driven micro-trend, darlings. With one exception: Zoe Saldana attends the...

It has shaken out, after our mumbling, heavy-lidded, cat-infested 7 am editorial meeting, that the topics du jour Chez T Lo will be quite sausage-heavy today. Lots of boys on the roster. It’s XY Friday, darlings. Hit it, Chris:   Chris Pine attends the UK premiere of ‘Star...

Check out Miss Flo getting sexy on the red carpet!   Florence Welch attends the world premiere of ‘The Great Gatsby’ in New York City in Miu Miu dress accessorized with a Miu Miu bag and shoes and Sorellina jewelry. Although we have to laugh, because Flo’s version of...

Leo (because we’re tight) rarely does red carpet and when he does, it’s usually something so boring-but-competent that we have nothing to say. But it seems weird to feature everyone in the Gatsby cast but the guy playing Gatsby. So… uh… Ladies and Gentlemen, Leonardo...

WERQ it, Uhura! Getting-a-lock-on-a-signal snaps, gurl! We’re adjusting our earpieces and rolling our necks in RESPECT.   Zoe Saldana covers the June 2013 issue of InStyle UK magazine photographed by Damon Heath in a Christian Dior dress. Best picture of her we’ve seen in a...

Martha, we love you. We love you for teaching us how to fold fitted sheets and we even love you for ruining our Christmas (and most of our backsplash) lo, these many years gone (because we got a good story out of it). We loved you when we saw you from a few feet away at the Ralph Rucci show...

We find it almost impossible to take this look on its own terms:   Zooey Deschanel attends FOX’s ‘New Girl’ Hollywood Special Screening and Q&A in a black top paired with a Dolce&Gabbana skirt and Christian Looubotin pumps. Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2013...

Hi Joel. Welcome to our judgment. It only hurts the first time.   Joel Edgerton attends the world premiere of ‘The Great Gatsby’ in New York City in Ermenegildo Zegna. Okay, first: kudos on the grooming. That’s some nicely styled hair and a well-groomed beard. But...

We have to admit, we cringe every time we see her pushed-up boobs in the trailer for this movie. We realize this is going to be a wildly stylized interpretation of the book and the period, but anyone with bare-bones understanding of the beauty paradigm of the 1920s could tell you that big...

We have to say, it’s okay to dabble in now and then, but we’re not loving Carey’s latest “clean” look obsession. She looks like someone swapped the heads on two very different fashion dolls here:   Carey Mulligan attends the world premiere of ‘The...

Lots of black on the site today. What’s that all about? We’ll tell you something; when we look over the selections of red carpetry each morning, it’s been striking how much black we’re seeing at the height of spring. Silly stylists and their little trends.  ...

Darlings, is this kind of elegant? Marisa Tomei attends 2013 Creative Time Spring Gala in Brooklyn, New York City. Or is it just pure circus tent? We like the colors on her, and we might even get behind the shape, but the whole thing looks so badly stitched together. The very definition of a...

Sarah Jessica, we’re just gonna say it, because girl? You need to hear it. Sarah Jessica Parker attends the AOL 2013 Digital Content NewFront in New York City in a L’Agence cap sleeve shift dress accessorized with a bejeweled statement necklace and Manolo Blahnik pumps....

Love this. Florence Welch attends Catherine Martin And Miuccia Prada Gatsby Exhibition Opening Cocktail in New York City in Prada. Who cares if she looks like the third member of Milli Vanilli? This suits her to a T. The rings are probably a bit much, but she needed some rocker-chick edge and...

What an odd dress:   Katy Perry attends Catherine Martin And Miuccia Prada Gatsby Exhibition Opening Cocktail Party in New York City in Prada. Prada Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Ondria Hardin Prada Spring 2013 Clutch That’s the worst runway-to-real-world transition we’ve...

Darlings, another ladystar has heeded our constant and unrelenting bitching and complaining about her style and made the recommended changes. Our power increases by the hour. And make no mistake: this ain’t no “positive reinforcement for baby steps” WERQ. This is full-on...

So? Who’s excited for the return of Arrested Development?     Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi attend the premiere of Netflix’s ‘Arrested Development’ Season 4 in Hollywood, California. They’re so cute together. From the left: SHE: Really put the...

Would someone be a dear and go fetch Melissa McCarthy? She needs to see this.   Octavia Spencer (pictured with Tadashi Shoji) attends the Tadashi Shoji Beijing Store Grand Opening. Tadashi Shoji Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Yulia Serzhantova Not that we think Octavia and Melissa have all...

Who’s in the mood for some SHOES, kittens?   Yeah…. we don’t know. We’re not quite ready for a return of the Spice Girls look. Is anyone, really; when you get right down to it?   Miu Miu Fall 2013 Shoes: YEA or NAY?   There are a couple of cute ones...

This is one of those looks in which her lavender beehive actually works to her benefit. Lavender Beehive will be the name of the all-lesbian band we’re going to manage. Or the all-drag-queen one.   Kelly Osbourne attends the CLEO magazine relaunch party at The Star in Sydney,...