We feel really bad doing this to y’all, first thing on a Monday. Okay, maybe not “really” bad. Just mildly bad. After all, we’re not the ones wearing this: Kerry Washington attends the 2013 MTV Movie Awards in a Michael Kors dress paired with Roger Vivier black satin...

Oh, Miss Marion. We were so ready to compliment you on this and now we’re afraid we’re forced to withdraw our love (which TOTALLY isn’t as dirty as it sounds).   Marion Cotillard attends Maud Fontenoy Foundation Annual Charity Gala in a Christian Dior Top and Chloé...

Pretty much the only thing we’re liking here is the hair – and even that looks a little bit on the crunchy side.   Maggie Grace attends Coach’s 3rd Annual Evening of Cocktails and Shopping to Benefit the Children’s Defense Fund in Santa Monica, California. We...

Ooooh, Miss Katy. So close. You almost pulled off “sophisticated.”   Katy Perry attends Coach’s 3rd Annual Evening of Cocktails and Shopping to Benefit the Children’s Defense Fund in Santa Monica, California in a Thakoon dress accessorized with a Coach clutch,...

January Jones continues to give the most epic bitchface in all of celebritydom. Bow down.   January Jones attends the 3rd Annual Coach Evening to benefit Children’s Defense Fund in a Sam & Levi dress paired with Coach heels. Sam & Lavi Clementine Blue Bell Twill Cinched...

We love ourselves some Kingslayer, but we’re not convinced on this look.   ‘Game of Thrones’ star Nikolaj Coster-Waldau attends the premiere of ‘Oblivion’in Hollywood, California in Ermenegildo Zegna. Ermenegildo Zegna Spring 2013 Collection No, not at all....

Darlings, it’s “Choose Your Own Gwynnie” time! You get to choose which version of Gwynnie you’d rather spend the day with! Will it be:   Happy, sunny, “check out my tits” Gwynnie? Or will it be: Pretentious, judgmental “let me tell you what...

That’s right, Miss Thang! ATTITUDE. Sell it! You see, when you’re in the WERQ zone, you just don’t have time for full sentences and because you’re so overwhelmed by the beauty and divatude on display, you’re reduced to shouting out catchphrases and snapping your...

Long-time, devoted Bitter Kittens know that T + Lo have a longstanding issue with the way Miss Downey dresses herself.  For the Cliff Notes version, head over here and watch us yell at him impotently. Basically, our bitch comes down to this: poledancing for any project requires a little more...

Question: Is it wrong to subject our poor, beleaguered celebrities to an IN or OUT vote when they’re wearing the very latest from Target? Well, considering you’ve probably entered a Target dozens, if not hundreds of times and we bet there wasn’t a step-and-repeat and a row...

This is kind of fun. It reminds us of a lot of classic ’80s fashion mag covers. Which is appropriate, we suppose, since she’s playing an ’80s princess on her show.   AnnaSophia covers the May 2013 issue of Seventeen magazine photographed by Matt Jones. We’re not...

GURL.   Naya Rivera attends the premiere of ’42′ in a Monique Lhuillier dress accessorized with Christian Louboutin shoes and Pearl Collective rings. You are serving up Kelly Garrett realness with that hair and we’re loving you for it.  In fact we love your Angel hair...

Darlings, we can’t think of anything prettier for your Pretty of the Day: Spartacus star Liam McIntyre. He may look amazing half-naked on his TV show, but it turns out the boy looks pretty delicious in clothes, too. ‘Spartacus’ star Liam McIntyre covers the April/May 2013...

Credit where it’s due, this is not too bad. Lindsay Lohan makes an appearance on the “Late Show with David Letterman’ in a Suno floral-print dress. Suno Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Marihenny Rivera Pasible It’s not our favorite print in the world, but it’s cute...

Miss Lady is serving up DIVA MAGNIFICA Dusty Springfield realness.   Adele covers the May 2013 issue of ELLE magazine in a vintage Alberta Ferretti lace dress photographed by Thomas Whiteside and styled by Joe Zee. SERVING. Peasants are asked to bow down. We are reminded of the sage...

We’re sorry, but we have to laugh when the press goes all gaga over a pregnant celebrity and refers to everything she wears as a “baby bump dress” or “showing off her baby bump.” Please. Get a hold of yourself, your slip is showing, Mary. Halle Berry attends the...

Miss Lucy practically punches her way through the camera lens for Emmy magazine: Lucy Liu covers the second issue of Emmy Magazine photographed by Brian Bowen Smith in a vintage Gucci dress. Vintage YSL Dress. Hervé Léger Belt. Vintage Gucci Dress. Cuff Bracelet by Alexis Bittar. Vintage...

This surprised us for being so simple. Sarah Jessica Parker attends Cindy Chao The Art Jewel fashion event in Beijing, China in an vintage dress from Alexandra New York paired with Jean-Michel Cazabat pumps and Cindy Chao jewelry. We may actually have said a little “Oh!” at the...

We think Wonderland hit it out of the park with this one.   Taylor Swift covers the April/May 2013 issue of Wonderland magazine. It’s all perfectly, nauseatingly Tay, but it feels more chic and more fun than her usual style. When it comes down to it, we don’t hate her style...

Enough with all these celebrities and their bullshit. Grab your credit card and your condoms (you never know) and let’s go shoe-shopping, bitches! Alexander McQueen Spring 2013 Shoes: YEA or NAY?   Pretend there’s no such thing as gravity or small bone fractures.  ...

We think everything about this look is perfect for a Leno appearance, but…   ‘Veep’ star Julia Louis-Dreyfus makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’ show to promote the new season of her show in a Stella McCartney dress. Stella McCartney Fall...