Is anyone planning to watch that Scandal show? It sort of looks like fun, except we have a tendency to run screaming from anything that has the words “from the creator of Grey’s Anatomy” tagged to it. But at least with the show getting an initial publicity push right now, we...

Charlize takes a moment to say, “Excuse me, world. You may have momentarily forgotten that I am fierce as shit.”   Charlize Theron covers the May 2012 issue of Vogue UK in a Versace dress and Jimmy Choo shoes, photographed by Patrick Demarchelier and styled by Lucinda...

Hi Katy. Why so pensive?   Katy Perry attends Indian Premier League (IPL) opening ceremony in Chennai in a Manish Arora dress paired with Charlotte Olympia sandals. Are you having a moment of fashion pre-regret; that horrible moment just before you walk into a room when you realize your...

Miss Claire takes the Frankendress to new heights. Claire Danes attends the premiere of HBO’s “Girls” in NYC in a Preen dress.  Preen Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Marie Piovesan This is when the red carpet commenter comes up against a true moral dilemma. Do we go straight for...

Okay, the last dose of daily pretty weirded everyone out, so maybe this one will do the job. Pretty clothes and dream-like pictures. Also: weird sunglasses. Enjoy, darlings.   Vogue Italia March 2012 Editorial: “A Lady In Spring” Model: Marie Piovesan Photographer: Paolo...

Hey, Ri’s not sporting the coked-out bleach job anymore! Rihanna attends the premiere of “Battleship” in Tokyo in Emilio Pucci. Emilio Pucci Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Alana Zimmer She is, however, wearing pajamas. We like to think Rihanna actually goes to bed like this. We...

Some of the most glamorous ladies of television get the uber-glamorous Vanity Fair treatment for the May TV issue photographed by Norman Jean Roy. Julianna Margulies, Claire Danes, Sofia Vergara, and Michelle Dockery  Emily Deschanel, Archie Panjabi, Grace Park, and Emmy Rossum Emily VanCamp,...

Chloe’s back with another alter, you guys! It’s getting awfully crowded in there. She’s going to need a bigger head soon.   Chloe Sevigny attends the screening of “Damsels in Distress” in NYC in Opening ceremony. It’s Caress’s twin sister,...

Altuzarra Lions and tigers and … owls? Oh my. For whatever reason, certain corners of the fashion industry got together for a chorus of “Let’s Get Feral” for the fall season. Animal prints ruled (some of)  the runways, and by that we don’t mean faux leopard...

Hit it, girls! We kinda felt like the criticisms leveled at them were a bit on the arbitrary side. No, they didn’t literally look like sisters, but Phi Phi was the only queen who managed that. What Jesse Tyler Ferguson said about them looking like friends in a Tyler Perry movie was...

Many of the Bitter Kittens in our commentariat have indicated that they aren’t particularly fond of Stella McCartney’s work. We admit, there are times when her pieces can get a bit overworked, if not downright silly-looking. But this little getup is quite impressive for its simple...

We’re not too proud to admit we’re a little wiped out after that Mad Style post and we’re just slapping these pictures up while we regroup. But hey, Michael Fassbender cries and takes off all his clothes. It’s not like you actually need us to say anything about it....

We’re cranky, we hate everybody, and we want to go back to bed. Who can rid us of these meddlesome thoughts so we can get on with our day?   Jennifer Hudson attends the 2012 Concert for the Rainforest Fund in NYC in a Reem Acra gown accessorised with Kimberly McDonald jewelry. Reem...

Kittens, here’s your end-of-the-day pretty. Well. The clothes are pretty, anyway. The concept, we can’t quite sign off on. Those Italian fashion editors just love pushing buttons, don’t they? Just look at the pretty clothes.   Editorial titled “Pastel...

Maybe we’ll start doing “mid-day fierce” posts to go along with the “end of the day pretty” posts. We’re thinking many of the Precious Unborn Fawns among our readers could do with a shot of fierce right around the time of day they start slumping. So in that...

This goes out to all the kittens who’ve written us to ask “How come you two bitches don’t cover Cat Deeley more? She dresses fabulously!” All right, then. You asked for it.   Cat Deeley attends the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Foundation’s 33rd...

We are very, very confused. You see, Claire Danes is stylish and wears clothes well. ASOS sells pretty clothes. So why is Claire Danes on the cover of ASOS magazine dressed like a 50-year-old lesbian bartender in Key West? Claire Danes featured in the May 2012 issue of ASOS magazine...

Darlings, the 47th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards were held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada! And there are people whose dresses we have yet to criticize! Yeehaw!   Carrie Underwood in an Abed Mahfouz gown paired with Oscar de la Renta Shoes Ugh. Boring as hell....

Cammie provides a primer for younger starlets: How to pose without looking like you’re posing. Take it away, Cammie. She’s trying not to notice the cameras pointed at her. Just a gal running errands in New York, that’s all. After fake-texting for a while in order to look...

We don’t like to hand out the snaps up too liberally. Our love has to mean something, after all. Stars should crave it, and when they get it, they call up everyone they know and shriek “T LO GAVE ME A ‘WERQ’ TODAY!!!!!!” Or at least, that’s how things...

What the hell. Instead of our go-to response, which is to trash her choices instantly, we’ll throw this one out to a vote. You bitches can be even more brutal than we are if you’re collectively having a bad day and that’s always fun to watch. Fergie celebrated her birthday...