Y’know, we were going to make a “hips don’t lie” joke somewhere in here, but that’s just tired; like calling Madonna “the Material Girl.” At some point you’ve just gotta move on.   Shakira covers the July 2013 issue of ELLE magazine wearing...

Astrid Andersen Who’s up for some fabulously batshit crazy London menswear, kittens? We don’t know about you, but we definitely are. This is just a snapshot of what’s been walking the runways in London this season, and it’s chock full of the kinds of challenging if not...

Miss Kathy gets it right again. Y’know, she doesn’t get enough credit for really coming into her own on the style front as she’s gotten older. Her thirties and most of her forties were a nightmare of hideous dresses, but she’s been kicking it for a good couple of years...

This makes us sad. We feel a little responsible.   ‘Arrow’ star Stephen Amell attends the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada. Years of us balling up our little fists and shrieking at celebu-men to get their pants hemmed and this is the result: pure high-waters....

We gotta say, this is pretty much working for us. No, really.   Mireille Enos attends the premiere of ‘World War Z’ in New York City in a J. Mendel copper multi abstract painted jacquard off the shoulder gown paired with a Movado watch, Norman Silverman and Le Vian jewelry,...

If you’d asked us about the possibility of Jessica Chastain looking good in a lemon-yellow sundress, we probably would have simply wrinkled our noses in distaste wordlessly, nothing else needing to be said. Jessica Chastain attends the 2013 Maui Film Festival in Wailea, Hawaii in a...

Henry Cavill has something to say to all those people who think he’s wearing padding under his Super-poledance suits:   Henry Cavill and Amy Adams attend ‘Man of Steel’ photocall during the 2013 Taormina Film Festival. Amy Adams is wearing a Michael Kors dress....

We feel like proud gay uncles who spent years indulging a wacky niece with horrible taste only to see her turn into a princess. Katy Perry covers the July 2013 issue of Vogue magazine in a Rodarte dress photographed by Annie Leibovitz. Our little girl is all grown up. Snf. But we fully expect...

The Audreybot comes in a summer version, you guys. Who knew?   Rooney Mara attends the 2013 Los Angeles Film Festival screening of ‘Ain’t Them Bodies Saints’ in a J. W. Anderson dress paired with Jimmy Choo platform sandals. J.W. Anderson Spring 2013 Collection/Model:...

Mary, Mother of Pearl, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?   Debra Messing attends the 2013 Women In Film’s Crystal + Lucy Awards in Beverly Hills, California in a MaxMara black silk and cotton jumpsuit.   The very best part of this look is her face, which all but screams “WHAT?...

Oh, Amy. Honey. It’s a little early in the Super-poledance to be looking this over it:   Amy Adams attends the premiere of ‘Man of Steel’ during the 2013 Taormina Filmfest 2013 in Taormina, Italy in a Dolce&Gabbana dress. Sweetie, you look tired. Go back to your...

Gotta give ol’ Tobey some credit here.   Tobey Maguire covers the June 2013 issue of Interview Germany magazine photographed by Terry Richardson and styled by Julia Von Boehm. This is just about the most boring editorial ever conceived but at least he looks like he’s having...

Couldn’t we all use a little bit of Iman right now, darlings? Or better yet, a full-on BLAST IN THE FACE of Iman?   Iman attends the 2013 amfAR Inspiration Gala New York at The Plaza Hotel in New York City in a Valentino gown.   Iman laughs at the wind. LAUGHS at it. Why...

Daddy-Bear fans, this post is for you.   Russell Crowe attends the premiere of ‘Man of Steel’ in London.   That is some SUPER-wiggy hair going on there, Russell. This look isn’t a bad idea in theory, but the pants need hemming (of course) and we think if...

This isn’t a bad starting point for a prego-dress, but we’re not loving the overall effect.   Halle Berry attends the special screening of ‘Things We Lost in the Fire’ as part of the 2013 Champs Elysées Film Festival in Paris in a Tramando dress paired with Brian...

Dear God, is there time? Do we have a lot more to come on the Super-poledance tour? Because we are in DIRE need of a course-correction here. Henry, take notes.   Henry Cavill (pictured with Amy Adams) attends the UK premiere of ‘Man of Steel’ in a three-piece Tom Ford suit....

Let’s get a Diva all up in this joint on Sausage Friday before we get overwhelmed with, well, all that sausage. We can pretend we’re at an old-fashioned circuit party.   Jennifer Lopez attends the 2013 amfAR Inspiration Gala New York at The Plaza Hotel in New York City in a...

Kevin McHale did the hipster-twee Topman thing all over Monaco.   ‘Glee’ star Kevin McHale attends the Dick Wolf NBC Party in Monte Carlo, Monaco in a Topman suit paired with a Paulo Succar shirt. Topman Grey Flecked Skinny Fit Suit Paulo Succar Spring 2013 Floral Shirt It...

Darlings, it was HBO’s True Blood Season 6 premiere! And since we’re kicking off another Sausage Friday, let’s focus on the Boys of Blood. Brace yourselves. There’s a lot of cute XY on display, but there’s also quite a bit of WTFery. The theme of the evening was...

We feel like, if there’s one lady who can pull off a dress that looks like it belongs in a ’60s gladiator movie, it’s Miss Dita.   Dita Von Teese attends the 2103 Fragrance Foundation Awards at Lincoln Center in New York City in a Maria Lucia Hohan strapless silk tulle...

Everyone’s favorite set of aristocrats and servants slapped on way more makeup than we’re used to seeing them in and hit the Hollywood  red carpet.   Creator Julian Fellowes, actors Michelle Dockery, Elizabeth McGovern, Rob James-Collier, Phyllis Logan, Joanne Froggatt and...