Face it: some people are born for certain looks, styles, or even articles of clothing. We, for our parts, had to accept that we are not among those who can rock the white skinny jean, but we’re more than supportive of those little assholes who can. You’ve just got to give it to some folks; they have a talent for wearing things 99% of the rest of us wouldn’t even walk to the fitting room from the racks. So, yeah. Rihanna’s got the “sparkly, split-in-the-back belly top” side of the street pretty much locked down. Rihanna arrives at an event to support her brother Rorrey Fenty for his performance at...
Heidi Klum in NYCNow there’s the Heidi we all love to see. Heidi Klum poses outside NBC Studios after an appearance on ‘The Today Show’ in New York City. Supertight mini and visible bra? Check and check. But respect must be paid, because we think this has got a classic chic feel to it... Diane Kruger in SoHoWhat are we supposed to be looking at here, Diane? What? Diane Kruger having lunch at Serafina restaurant at SoHo in New York City. Chloé Arrow Tank. Balmain X Aurélie Bidermann Pierre Bag. Chanel Diamante Jelly Sandal. Is it your admirably taut belly? Your light-wash jeans? Your... Darren Criss in TorontoIt should be quite obvious by now that Sausage Friday is just a way for T Lo to get out of doing work. Who needs to research and source every garment, accessory and piece of jewelry when you can slap up some pics of a cute celebrity guy wearing any old thing? We know the fangurls and fanboys... Matthew Morrison at The GroveAttaboy, Matthew. Matthew Morrison is seen at The Grove for an appearance on the TV show ‘Extra’ in Los Angeles. Nicely done. Someone seems to have figured out what his strengths are on the style front. We seem to be seeing him less and less often in hipster... Katie Holmes in the West VillageOkay, Katie. You win. This is SUPER-cute: Katie Holmes leaves Tartine restaurant in the West Village in New York City wearing an Étoile Isabel Marant embroidered dress paired with Superga sneakers. Étoile Isabel Marant Beige Demma Embroidered Dress Superga 2750 Cotu Classic Sneaker... Miller and Sturridge in ManhattanDaddy and Papa are completely wiped the hell out after spending most of the last 12 hours working on that epic Mad Style post. While we recover, please enjoy these pictures of celebrities in the wild, deliberately chosen to get you all gnashing your teeth at the pretension on display. Yes,... January Jones in PasadenaDaw. How could we possibly make jokes about JJ’s epic bitchface, like we normally do every time we feature her? ‘Mad Men’ star January Jones out for lunch with her son Xander in Pasadena. Answer: we can’t. Because that’s some epic momface. Fashion-wise, we... Gwen Stefani in LA“Oh GOD,” we said to each other during our early morning editorial meeting. “Do we really want to feature more pics of Gwen Stefani walking around LA doing the chic/punk mommy thing?” But goddammit, that girl can accessorize like a freaking MASTER: Gwen Stefani... Katy Perry at LAXWe kind of love just how normal Katy looks here: Katy Perry at LAX. She just looks like any of a large number of semi-cool city chicks getting off work and meeting up with friends. Sure, it’s got some light Katy touches, like the whimsical tone of the dress or the slightly off... Rihanna in AntwerpYou can always tell when a celebrity tips over into that portion of their life where they no longer seem to have any understanding of normal behavior or any remaining vestiges of the good sense God gave them. Rihanna greets fans in Antwerp, Belgium. Givenchy Madonna and Child Jersey... Patrick Dempsey at LAXNo need to look so scared, Patrick. We’re just here to assess your hair, how well you fill out your skinny jeans, and your general ability to deal with airports. Patrick Dempsey wheels his luggage through LAX on his way to catch a flight out of Los Angeles. It turns out... Adams and Le Gallo in West HollywoodYes, yes; you’re very cute, Amy. And you have a major blockbuster coming out. And we love your shades and your hair looks gorgeous. That’s all great and everything, but it’s Sausage Friday here at T Lo Celebrity Objectification, Ltd., and we’re just here to look at... Jesse Metcalfe in West HollywoodBREAKING: A Jesse Metcalfe collectible figurine was seen wandering the streets of West Hollywood. ‘Dallas’ star Jesse Metcalfe heads to lunch at Toast in West Hollywood, California. Wait. No, that’s the real thing. Sorry. [Photo Credit:... Matthew Morrison in NYCMatthew Morrison is the gayest straight man we’ve ever seen. That’s a compliment, son. Matthew Morrison seen while making a stop at ‘Today’ show in New York City. He looks adorable, but if he was a stranger walking down the street, you’d never be able to... Neil Patrick Harris on David LettermanIf we got out of our car in June weather in New York City wearing a shiny suit, we’re sorry to say, we wouldn’t look as smooth as this: Neil Patrick Harris makes an appearance on the ‘Late Show with David Letterman’ in New York City. Bitch. [Photo... Selena Gomez in Studio CityWe laughed at first sight of these pictures because that’s the kind of old bitches we are. Selena Gomez shopping at Studio City, California in a Stylestalker t-shirt and carrying a Dolce&Gabbana bag. Stylestalker Geo Bunny Muscle Tee Dolce&Gabbana ‘Miss... Lea Michele in LARed-Carpet Lea and Magazine-Cover Lea and Public-Appearance Lea (be the first to collect all three!) do not make T Lo smile so much as Gal-on-the-Street Lea, who always seems like she’d be so much more fun than those other Leas. ‘Glee’ star Lea Michele goes to the... Garfield and Stone in ManhattanIt’s summer in the city and time to take your contractually obligated romance to the streets, darlings! These two bitches are so cute together we can’t even stand it. ‘Spider-Man’ stars Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone walking hand in hand at their Downtown... Rob Lowe in MalibuGoddamn you, Rob Lowe. Goddamn you to HELL. ‘Behind the Candelabra’ star Rob Lowe attends beach party in Malibu, California. AGE, YOU ASSHOLE. Couldn’t you at least have a brief awkward period? Maybe a hit-the-wall moment? Fuck you, you non-aging son of a bitch. Oh,... Helena Bonham Carter in LondonGod, we love this woman. She even found a way to do the “make sure you get the label on my bag” move in a way utterly her own. Helena Bonham Carter heads to dinner in Hampstead, London carrying a Prada bag. Now THAT’s how it’s done, bitches. You... |