We’re still wiped out from that Mad Style post, so we’ll keep this brief and simple.   Nicki Minaj attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in Tommy Hilfiger. We have never been more disappointed in you, Miss Nicki. It’s not horrible...

It really wasn’t until we looked at the clothes that we realized how much this entire episode was a response to an episode from last season. Okay, let’s get right to it, because we don’t think we ever received so many messages about a hairstyle before in our lives. Yes,...

We honestly considered briefly the idea of subjecting this to an “IN or OUT” vote, but then we couldn’t stop laughing at the idea, so we figured it was too ludicrous to go through with. And “ludicrous” is definitely the word of the moment: Kristen Stewart attends...

Naomie Harris attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Donna Karan Atelier gown paired with an Edie Parker clutch and Kwiat jewelry.     [Photo Credit: Getty - Sketch Credit: Courtesy of Donna...

LOVELOVELOVE:   Hailee Steinfeld attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a custom Donna Karan Atelier dress accessorized with Jimmy Choo sandals and clutch and Eddie Borgo jewelry. The perfect blend of grownup sophistication and “young...

Well, we suppose wearing Westwood to a punk-themed gala is something of a no-brainer, and thus we’re awarding the coveted international award known as WERQ to someone who just displayed good common sense, really. Then again, we’re shocked by how little Westwood was seen in the...

Ashley Greene attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Marchesa gown accessorized with Harry Winston jewelry. Marchesa Fall 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

We give her all the credit in the world for bringing the drama in a way so few can, but we can’t sign off on this one, Bey.   Beyonce attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci gown and shoes accessorized with...

This is easily our favorite Rodarte dress in AGES.   Elle Fanning attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Rodarte gown paired with Rodarte shoes and Van Cleef & Arpels jewelry. Rodarte Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Daria Strokous But ohhhhh,...

Oh Solange. We’re in love with your head. It’s a shame it doesn’t really go with the dress. Solange Knowles attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Kenzo dress accessorized with an Edie Parker clutch. Seriously, look at those...

Heidi Klum attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Marchesa gown accessorized with Harry Winston jewelry. Marchesa Fall 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

  Once again, after another extavaganza of a finale and a last-second coronation, we turned to each other and said, “Now, how in the hell are we supposed to recap THAT?”   We’ll just say it: we hate the show’s turn toward even grander artifice in the last few...

Never judge an outfit by its thumbnails, darlings. That’s going to go in our book of aphorisms, Opinionated Tom & Fabulous Lorenzo’s Almanac. See, we thought we were going to trash this outfit for looking severe and matronly. Cameron Diaz attends the 2013 Met Gala at the...

Allison, we’re going to do this as gently as possible. We even warmed up our equipment beforehand. First: Kudos to you, darling, for breaking out of your Charlotte York-esque NYC Princess mode, which was pretty, but kind of expected and boring after awhile. No really, darling. We love...

We kinda like this.   Gwyneth Paltrow attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Valentino couture gown accessorized with Wilfredo Rosado jewelry. Gwynnie’s very good at events like these, where everyone is bringing their fashion A game and...

‘Downton Abbey’ star Michelle Dockery attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Burberry optical python-print leather shift dress paired with Gianvito Rossi shoes and an Edie Parker clutch.     [Photo Credit:...

Once again, Katy Perry teaches us an important life lesson. Namely, this: When you know you’re walking into a room stuffed wall-to-wall with drama queens and attention whores, you don’t fret over how to compete, darlings.   Katy Perry attends the 2013 Met Gala at the...

Here’s a question to ask yourself as you scroll down. Exactly how did Sarah Jessica Parker travel to the Met Gala?   Sarah Jessica Parker attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Giles Deacon gown accessorized with a Philip Treacy hat and...

We have to give Annie some credit. For a major female star at the top of her game, she’s surprisingly willing to fuck with her hair.   Anne Hathaway attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a vintage Valentino couture gown. We suppose the...

Darlings, it was the Met Gala last night! Fashion’s Prom Night! And the prom committee president (i.e., Anna Wintour) decided that the theme was “Punk,” which disappoints us, because we were kind of hoping for “Enchantment Under the Sea.” At any rate, you are all...

And finally, for your Pretty of the Day, Miss Winona, serving up some grownup, sexy-time Lydia Deetz realness for Interview mag. Perhaps not the most fascinating of editorials, but it’s nice to see the gal can still work a lens like a pro. We’d love to see her really spread her...