HAIR QUEENS OF HOLLYWOOD: Can we PLEASE retire the center-part cocker spaniel hair?   Jessica Chastain attends Fondazione Nicola Trussardi Cocktail Party during the 55th International Art Exhibition 2013 Venice Biennale in a Trussardi dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps and a...

God, we love this woman. She even found a way to do the “make sure you get the label on my bag” move in a way utterly her own.     Helena Bonham Carter heads to dinner in Hampstead, London carrying a Prada bag. Now THAT’s how it’s done, bitches. You...

Hugh Jackman out and about in NYC carrying a Louis Vuitton bag. Louis Vuitton Damier Graphite Keepall Bandoulière Bag     [Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews,...

You are so damn welcome, kittens.   ‘True Blood’ star Joe Manganiello covers the July 2013 issue of Men’s Health UK magazine photographed by Patrik Giardino. Huzzah. Huzzah for rock-climbing Muscle Jesus.   P.S.: “TWO WEEKS TO THE BEACH? GET A SHOTGUN...

Dolce&Gabbana Darlings, ever since International Spy Bob Benson unleashed his super-1968 pair on the latest episode of Mad Men, the topic of short shorts for men has been bubbling up all over the place this week. We honestly find it a little sad that so many people so fear the boy...

We were so pleased with ourselves for coining the term Frankendress, but then someone had to get literal about it and make a Frankenskirt.   ‘Orphan Black’ star Tatiana Maslany attends the Variety Emmy Studio in West Hollywood, California in a black Parker top paired with a...

Very, very, very cute:   Justin Bartha attends the premiere of ‘The Hangover Part III’ in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil in an Etro suit. Boyfriend cute. Bring-him-home-to-mom cute. Potential-husband cute. Plan-a-retirement cute. Okay, we’ll stop before we sound like a yogurt...

Emmy Rossum attends the Variety Emmy Studio in West Hollywood, California in a Bibhu Mohapatra dress accessorized with jewelry by Le Vian, Irit, Norman Silverman, and Amrapali and Benjamin Adams shoes. Bibhu Mohapatra Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Quirine Engel       [Photo...

Welcome to the T Lo International Clinic for Judgement Studies, Ed. Now kindly tell the review board just what the shit is going on here.   Ed Helms attends the premiere of ‘The Hangover Part III’ in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Honey, what is all this? What’s going on here?...

Gotta say, of all the ladystars to get the blonde pixie, Lizzie just may be the one to have gotten the most mileage out of the change.   Elisabeth Moss attends the Variety Emmy Studio in West Hollywood, California in a 3.1. Phillip Lim dress paired with Aldo pumps. 3.1 Phillip Lim Spring...

Happy Sausage Friday, darlings! Would you like a big plate of hair to go with that?   ‘Game of Thrones’ star Kit Harington grabs some groceries in Toronto, Canada, where he’s shooting his movie “Pompeii.” BAM. There you go. Ladies, ladies. Please. Give us a...

Darlings, here’s your Pretty of the Day. It’s the Oscar de La Renta resort 2014 collection and, as always with Oscar, “pretty” is the best possible word one can use. Also: “Feminine.” Whip out your imaginary gold card and head off to an imaginary dressing...

Heidi Klum at the finale of ‘Germany’s Next Top Model by Heidi Klum’ in Mannheim, Germany in an Atelier Versace gown paired with Jimmy Choo sandals. Atelier Versace Spring 2013 Couture Collection Jimmy Choo Lance Neon Patent Leather Sandals       [Photo...

Miss Cameron’s clearly just here to pick up her swag.   Cameron Diaz attends the TAG Heuer Host 2013 Monaco Grand Prix Party in a Roland Mouret dress paired with Cédric Charlier sandals. Roland Mouret Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Jac (IMG) Cédric Charlier Two-Strap Sandals  ...

Okay, these two hipster assholes are too cute for words.   Jamie Bell and Evan Rachel Wood out and about on a warm day in Los Angeles. Modern Vice Kittie Bootie   Van Halen maternity wear. Gotta love that. They almost look like they’ve been cast as hipsters in a movie and these are...

Jessica Szohr attends the premiere of ‘The Internship’ in Los Angeles in an Haute Hippie beaded dress paired with Chanel pumps.       [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Izumi Hasegawa/PR...

We hate Emma because she makes us blurt out things like “Adorbs!” when we see her. And we hate “adorbs.”   Emma Stone with Andrew Garfield’s dog on set during the filming of ‘The Amazing Spider-man 2′ in New York City. Chloé Santorini Crepe-Wool...

A first, kittens! The first father-and-son Red Carpet Pairs Division! Huzzah!   Jaden Smith and Will Smith attend the premiere of ‘After Earth’ in New York City. So…wait. Was the “Devil and Angel” thing deliberate? We’re confused. At any rate, from the...

Smile pretty, Reese! Big smiles!   Jim Toth and Reese Witherspoon leave a restaurant in Santa Monica, California. Because you just LOVE the paparazzi, don’t you? And iced tea with your husband is just so motherfucking WHOLESOME, amirite? Look at how relatable you are! Peasant blouse for...

Rose Byrne attends the premiere of ‘The Internship’ in Los Angeles in an Emilio Pucci powder pink wool and Chantilly lace long-sleeve dress with sheer point d’esprit panels paired with a pair of pale pink satin colored Ferragamo platform pumps and EF Collection jewelry....

We’d swear some new stylist came into the picture, took one look at her, said, “Let’s try to soften you a little,” and then failed miserably.   Jada Pinkett Smith attends the premiere of ‘After Earth’ in New York City in a Blumarine floral mini dress...