Yes, darlings! It’s time once again to pit the men against each other, in a sweaty, no-holds-barred, shirtless wrestling match! Oh, wait. No. That’s just one of our fantasies getting the better of us. Instead, it’s time to ask the age-old question:   ¿Quién es más...

Jesus Christ, she’s not human.   Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr attends a business meeting in New York City in a Victoria Beckham dress. Victoria Beckham V-neck Sheath Dress. Lanvin Pointed-Toe Asymmetric Leather Pump. Miu Miu Cat Eye Tortoiseshell Sunglasses. Prada...

Anne Hathaway attends the 2012 Women’s Media Awards in New York City in a Victoria Beckham dress paired with Casadei shoes.     [Photo Credit:...

Pharell. You’re killing us here.   Pharrell Williams attends the 22nd annual Glamour Women of the Year Awards in New York City. First, GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS. That looks bad in any instance, but when you’re wearing the slim cut highwaters with no socks, it...

Hey, remember when we said we had some not-so-pretty in the pipeline for today? Well, brace yourselves, poodles.   Diane Kruger attends the GQ Men of the Year Party at Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, California in a Cushnie et Ochs dress and a Vanessa Bruno jacket paired with a Jason Wu...

HERE! HERE’S YOUR DAMN RECAP, WHINERS! What we mean by that is, sorry we’re a day late, darlings. Is it us, or is the Pit Crew criminally under-used this season? Here endeth the complaint portion of this recap. Because this was the first top-to-bottom enjoyable episode of the...

Every morning, fashion bloggers across the land sip their coffee and ask themselves the eternal question, “Should we start with something pretty or something not-so-pretty?” You, lucky readers, are reading T Lo, and thus, you get something pretty to start off the day. But...

And now for your Pretty of the Day, kittens. We hated the shots of Anne Hathaway yesterday, but that’s at least partially because we think Annie Leibovitz makes a terrible fashion photographer. She’s much, much better at these sorts of staged tableaux. And the costumes are...

Solange Knowles attends the 22nd annual Glamour Women of the Year Awards at Carnegie Hall in New York City in Derek Lam. Derek Lam Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Stef van der Laan Giuseppe Zanotti T-strap Sandal     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

And now… accessories, darlings. Enough of this red carpet stuff. Let’s talk jewelry. Marie Claire editor, Project Runway judge, T Lo fave and all-around style expert Nina Garcia joined BaubleBar for an exclusive series of collections to highlight her four must-have jewelry trends...

We’ve highlighted most of the major players, so let’s do the rundown on everyone else at the Twilight premiere. Or at least, the ones we feel like talking about. Hit it, second stringers!   AJ Michalka in Keepksake That’s a great color for her, but that lipstick is...

Now that the trend for tightly fitted suits has reached the realm of celebrity, we can see our new mantra when it comes to ripping on the boys is going to go from “Hem those pants” to “Let those pants out a little, for God’s sake.”   Bradley Cooper makes his...

Tay looks like the photographer just told her she’s fat or something: Taylor Swift covers the December 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Paola Kudacki and styled by Beth Fenton. Don’t cry, Tay! Write a song about how mean photographers are! On what she...

Cameron Diaz attends Tag Heuer Link Watch Event to Raise Money for UN Women and New York Cares Hurricane Sandy Relief Effort in a Lanvin dress paired with De Beers earrings, a Carla Amorim ring, and a Tag Heuer Link Lady Trilogy Limited Edition watch.       [Photo Credit: Janet...

Baby sister still has a ways to go on her style evolution, but Miss Dakota has ARRIVED, bitches.   Dakota Fanning attends ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ World Premiere in an Elie Saab couture gown paired with a Ferragamo clutch. Elie Saab Fall 2012 Couture...

Gotta give it up for R Patz. This is a stunning look:   Robert Pattinson attends ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ World Premiere in a Gucci suit paired with Bally shoes. A gorgeous, perfectly fitted suit in a highly unusual color that he’s pulling off...

Ashley Greene attends ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ World Premiere in a chiffon Donna Karan Atelier gown paired with Bulgari jewelry.     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, David Gabber, Izumi Hasegawa/PR...

If there’s one thing we hate  – and there isn’t – it’s being cast against our will in the role of “prissy, middle-aged homosexuals.” We are proudly homosexuals and resigned to being considered middle-aged, but dammit, we are NOT prissy. We are NOT! We...

Let’s take a short break from the crack-on-display that is the Twilight red carpet and bow down to Miss Keira, who looks utterly exhausted and annoyed, yet still more put-together than any of those Twi-gals:   Keira Knightley goes through TSA as she prepares to depart LAX (Los...

Oh God. We do so love it when babystars are allowed to pick out their own clothes. Take every embarrassing thing you wore between the ages of twelve and seventeen to hang out at the mall, multiply the cost by a factor of about ten thousand, add 500  photographers, and you get babystars on the...

Oh, nameless blonde middle-aged Twi-fan. Your facial expression here speaks for all of us: Kristen Stewart attends ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ World Premiere in Los Angeles, California in a Zuhair Murad gown paired with Jimmy Choo shoes. Zuhair Murad Fall...