Keep it moving, people.   Allison Williams in J. Mendel Oddly stiff and unflattering.     Ariel Winter in Valentino Adorable, but we could have done without the headband.     Debra Messing in Donna Karan Entirely unflattering. And the skirt looks like the inside of...

Claire wisely brought her own wind machine with her:   Claire Danes attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in an Atelier Versace gown. And wouldn’t you, if you had had her killer head of hair? We’re more than over the standard red gown, but we have to give the lady some props....

Anne Hathaway attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in Chanel Couture.     [Photo Credit: Getty, Andrew Evans/PR...

We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

Oh dear. That didn’t take long. We’re afraid this episode represents pretty much everything that’s bad about the writing on Downton Abbey and all of Julian Fellowes’ worst instincts as a writer. The man has absolutely no sense of pacing and thinks plotting consists of...

We have a new mission in life. It’s to get people to stop referring to curtains and couches every time a star wears a floral. It’s silly; as if florals can only be used for such things. And it’s so limiting, because that kind of criticism directly results in lady stars...

Attagirl.   Jodie Foster attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in Giorgio Armani. While the press and a whole bunch of other writers seem to be a bit confused as to what, exactly, happened, we think congratulations and back pats are in order. Yes, the whole world pretty much knew Jodie...

Kaley Cuoco attends 2013 People’s Choice Awards in a Christian Siriano dress accessorized with Dana Rebecca Designs jewelry and Giuseppe Zanotti sandals. Christian Siriano Spring 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, Bauer Griffin,...

Awards season, darlings! If you’re not sick of all these people yet, just give it a day or two. Let ‘er rip, celebs.   Amy Adams in Vionnet  Don’t love the hair and the skirt’s maybe a bit too complicated for its own good, but she looks pretty.    ...

She’s been having some fun and taking some risks with her Django poledance fashion, but this is just pure, straight up, old school gorgeous:   Kerry Washington attends the UK Premiere of ‘”Django Unchained’ in a Giles gown paired with Christian Louboutin shoes....

This is a whole hell of a lot of dress for one little slip of a girl to attempt.   Amanda Seyfried attends the 2013 Critics’ Choice Awards in a Marios Schwab dress paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry and Roger Vivier shoes. Marios Schwab Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Kate King...

Marion Cotillard attends 2013 Critics Choice Awards in a Zuhair Murad couture gown paired with Jimmy Choo ‘Tahi’ sandals and Chopard jewelry. Zuhair Murad Fall 2012 Couture Collection     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Emiley Schweich/PR Photos,...

FINALLY. Miss Lawrence looks sexy and put dramatic, like we knew she could. Jennifer Larewnce attends 2013 Critics’ Choice Movie Awards in a Prabal Gurung gown accessorized with a Roger Vivier bag, Chopard jewelry, and Jimmy Choo shoes. Prabal Gurung Pre-Fall 2013 Collection Our only...

Attention whores: PRESENT. Project Runway Season 11 -Teams Edition, premieres Thursday, January 24, at 9pm. Once again, we are faced with a fresh crop of drama queens, darlings. Because Lifetime won’t be happy until Project Runway is broadcast every hour of every day. So let’s do...

Nothing sells a look like total confidence. Miss Emmy is positively brimming with “I look FABULOUS.”   Emmy Rossum attends 2013 Critics’ Choice Awards in a Carolina Herrera gown. Carolina Herrera Pre-Fall 2013 Collection And she really does. A beautiful gown topped off...

  Anne Hathaway attends 2013 Critics’ Choice Awards in an Oscar de la Renta gown.     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Emiley Schweich/PR...

This may be a rare instance of Tadashi Shoji steering Miss Octavia in the wrong direction.   Octavia Spencer attends the 2013 Critics’ Choice Awards in a custom Tadashi Shoji dress paired with a Judith Leiber clutch, Irene Neuwirth jewelry, and Dana Davis shoes. It’s a...

Before we move on to the Critics Choice Awards red carpet, let’s wrap up our bitchery for the People’s Choice Awards. Because critics aren’t people, apparently.       Chris Colfer Such a disappointing little gay. He always dresses for the red carpet like...

We have to admit, this was one of the better episodes of Project Runway we’ve seen in some time.   Sure, the setting helped.   As did getting a personal tour of the House of Valentino. Josh should’ve been thrown out for wearing those pants.   But we think a big part...

Oooh La La, kittens! We’re jetting off to Paris tonight to all sit in uncomfortable chairs and bask in very unflattering underlighting!   Le Bar Laduree, Paris We think we may have featured this bar more than any other single bar for T LOunge. One of these days, we’re going...

We both yelled “ATTAGIRL!” at the sight of these pics:   Chloë Moretz attends 2012 People Choice Awards in a Simone Rocha dress paired with Casadei pumps. Simone Rocha Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Ellen Pinaffi Adorable, no? Totally off-season but still adorable. See, our...