Holy shit, she’s freaking out! We’re gonna talk about your tacky stripper outfit, Jillian! Just CALM DOWN! Okay, maybe that’s a little unfair, because this: …was actually kind of awesome. Before we say anything else though, we have to point out the severe WRONGNESS of...

You are barking up the WRONG tree. When we found out what this challenge was going to be, we said, “If Chris can’t win this, then he shouldn’t be there.” Outside of just handing them over to drag queens, you couldn’t have come up with a challenge more perfectly...

Take a good look, kittens: That right there is what we like to call “a low point.” Tim, you’re a whore. We still love you, though. Yes darlings, THIS is what fashion’s all about, isn’t it? Tranny hookers in spandex sitting on each other’s faces. The...

Elisa Jimenez, the self-described “person who doesn’t fit in the box” and “the kid who was always alone on the other side of the playground,” showed her Fall 2008 collection and…well, it’s a little tough to quantify.   New York Magazine described...

“Are you there, God? It’s me, Jillian. I- I don’t know how to tell you this, but…” “…I really fucked up.” Oh boy, did she ever. But check out her little cha-cha skirt! Shake it, Anita! Oy. Where to start. From the top, we guess. But first,...

We still have dresses from last week to rip, darlings! Let’s get to it.    Awwww, how can we rip on this little ragamuffin? Watch and learn.   We half-love it. Or rather, we love half of it. Okay two-thirds of it. Even though it does look a little annoying to wear, we do...

iVillage has the new Case Clothed up and Frank and Finn make appearances! It is, of course, fabulous.   As always, you can read it here. Also, we got in touch with the strip’s illustrator (and S3 alum) Robert Best who gave us a little interview. Well, let’s start with a...

Maybe he should have spent less time talking to it and a little time listening to it because we’re pretty sure it was saying “Stop! Please!” Darlings, the more we look at this… …the more we are simply overcome with ennui. Dull, dull, dull. Worse than that: dated,...

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Oh kittens. We really wanted to get to this one back during the holidays, since most people consider this a holiday film. But dammit, we were too stuck in Project Runway Land to get to it in time.   When it came time to pick a film for our triumphant return to Musical Mondays, we knew it...

Christian sums up our feelings on the judging this week: We couldn’t agree more, Princess. This: Was pretty fucking amazing. Not without its problems, mind you, but amazing nonetheless. See, we don’t know about the rest of you, but we don’t watch Project Runway so we can see...

Honey, none of us needed to see that. This, on the other hand, was a joy to behold – and a bit of a shock. We admit it, even after all this time and thousands of viewing hours, those little editor gremlins can still throw us off. This was super cute. When she first mentioned she was...

“Congratulations…Ricky. You’re the winner.” “Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo! It’s like a roller coaster! I’m…I’m a WINNER! It feels like – like…WINNING!” “I can’t believe that fucker won instead of me.” “I...

Darlings, blame this one on us. We were so late getting the script for these funnies to Alex that he barely had any time to put this together. Trooper that he is, he sketched like mad to get this back to us even though he’s in the middle of having his store renovated. Let’s give...

Did anyone else think they were going to break out in song? The Bronx is up and the Battery’s down! The people ride in a hole in the ground! No? God, we miss Musical Mondays. Soon, kittens. Very soon. So, when Heidi said “Chris, you’re in. You can leave the runway,”...

Well, we’re out of dresses to make fun of so how about a little mid-season report card? Darlings, we think we have our finger on the pulse of PR fandom, and we think it’s safe to say that one cry has rung out loud and clear over and over. “This season sucks.” We...

Oh, the DRAMA of fashion design, darlings!    A seething, roiling red hot soup of creativity and ambition abounds! Designers who would chew off their own feet for a chance at real success! A creative process that reduces the most hardened vets to tears! A backstabbing arena where...

Once again, Alex brings his inimitable talent to the table as we ask the designers So, what do you REALLY think of your partner? (click, bitches!) And no, we had no idea he was going to toon us at the end, but don’t we look adorable? [Illustrations: Alex...

See? We point out that a talented designer isn’t getting any love from the judges and what happens? What ALWAYS HAPPENS? Darlings, we must learn to use our special powers for good. But kittens, perhaps you can answer something for us because we’re a little confused. If Kit was the...

Darlings, when it came down to the wire and it was the Bitches vs. the … well, the Bitches, we couldn’t help but cheer a little bit when the penis’d bitches won. It’s all about the identity politics with us. This: Is so breathtaking that we have not the words....

Once again, the immensely talented Alex! makes our words look funnier than they actually are. Click, bitches. We’re starting to think that Project Runway would be loads more fun if it was animated. [Illustration: Alex...