It’s to his credit that Suede didn’t assume that the Olympics are a glittering cocktail party. Unfortunately, he somehow got it into his head that the Olympics are a cheerleading competition. From a strict design perspective, it’s an inoffensive little frock, but we’ve...

There. How’s that for a post title? Darlings, believe it or not, there are things that catch our eye on television that not only don’t appear on the Bravo network, but also aren’t reality television competitions. Foremost among them is AMC’s brilliant Mad Men. We have...

My goodness, kittens! We still have a shit ton of dresses to rip!  Let’s start with the one you all keep bringing up: While this look had a lot going for it, we’re afraid we can’t completely commit ourselves to getting on the TerriLove Train. It was certainly one of the...

Darlings, since it’s appropriate to the last challenge, and since you bitches just won’t shut up about them, here are Ralph Lauren’s designs for the Olympic ceremonies: We’re not sure why so many people have been slamming these. They look fine to us, for what they are....

Paulo lets one rip! From Paulo’s MySpace Page: “This was by far the most stupid, degrading, idiotic, sensationalized, assenine challenge ever. Yes the shotcut challenge was fun. It made me step outside the conventional box and use products that we normally wouldn’t think of...

Oh, Joe. You fill us with mixed emotions this week. On the one hand, we could feel your utter joy upon finding out the challenge and we were pulling for you to get a little recognition and felt your frustration as you got passed over for the win. On the other hand, it looks like you put so...

Oh, how DELICIOUS that Kelly Garrett took the whole challenge last week so personally!   “*sigh* As you know, I was disappointed with the Charlie’s Angels challenge.” “Because of your base lack of consideration of the magnitude of that challenge, the Allure Wall...

Really, Jennifer? Really? Although we do love the unintentional comedy of her little “USA,” as if just writing it will somehow transform Charlotte York here into Mary Lou Retton. We’re sorry, but this, like so many other entries, was just laughable. The entire episode last...

Kittens, is there anything more entertaining than a model with attitude? “Models, this is a competition for you too.” “Look, this is cute and all, but come on. Seriously?” “Shh. The model paired with the winning designer will get a fashion spread in Marie Cl- I...

Why is everyone bitching about this episode so much in T Lounge? We thought it was fun. The designers have all unsheathed their claws and that’s always a good thing. Plus, UNBELIEVABLY bitchy judges, LAUGHABLY bad clothes, and straight men having hissy fits. Darlings, must we once again...

Strap yourselves in, bitches. We’re in the homestretch!   Korto’s initial good impression is rapidly fading with each challenge. While this week’s entry was better than last week’s, it’s still a fairly poor attempt. Look, jumpsuits are making a comeback...

Let’s tear though some dresses, bitches! First up: Kelli. Lorenzo HATED this look; Tom didn’t. The end. Next! Oh, alright. Let’s just dispense with the idea that she really nailed her inspiration. She took a picture of something black and silver and made a black outfit with...

Once again, Joe skates in under the radar. It’s too early to tell if this is an actual strategy on his part, but for the most part, he makes decent, reliable clothing. Not good enough to be noticed and not bad enough to be, well, noticed. And once again, we’re looking at something...

Chicken alert. Bravo’s certainly packing the show with man meat this year, aren’t they? We can’t say we disapprove. This dress got a lot of compliments among the viewership, it seems. We are forced once again to ask if we were all watching the same show. It’s not that...

Roving PRG toon reporter Alex checks in with the contestants this week: [Illustrations: Alex...

Oh good lord. There’s something about middle age that makes it near-impossible to shake off the urge to scream “YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING! GOD!” at young people as you pass them by. Most of the time, we manage to keep such impulses under control. That...

Finally! This show gave us a little reality show meat to sink our teeth into! Darlings, if we’d had to sit through another episode of “mehs” we were going to shoot ourselves and nobody wants that. Say what you will about the superior charms of Project Runway, we obviously...

Can we reiterate that we just don’t get where she’s coming from when she calls her designs “underground?” Y’know, it’s not the worst thing we’ve seen on that runway. It’s arguably not even the worst thing seen on the runway last night. In the...

Well, we’ve had three challenges so far and we feel we’re ready to make an assessment. Ready? Here it is. This group of designers isn’t as polished and lack the precision of last season’s. Which isn’t to say they’re not talented or creative. They are. In...

Darlings, once again our very own Alex took time off from running the best damn comic shop in Brooklyn to scribble his impressions so far. Kelli and Kenley vaguely unsettle Tim, while Wesley says what you know they’re all...

Debra Messing in a Diane von Furstenberg dress at the NBC Universal 2008 Press Tour All-Star Party. A “good on paper” dress, because unfortunately, we don’t think it’s quite working for Grace Adler here. There’s something about that color. Tom, being...