This post’s got a little surprise bonus at the end, so pay attention, poodles. “Since Suede has a head of ocean, he needs a Hedda Lettuce.” “Uh…okay.” Oh, kittens. She should have known she was in trouble right then. Honestly, he’s been getting on our...

Commenter jockbearwhupass (love the name!) directed us to some pics of Miss Merman from an online profile of hers. We have one thing to say…...

Darlings, there are several items on the agenda that require intense discussion before we get back to ripping dresses. Item 1: Barfalicious. No real reason for this except to give Alex another picture for his stalker wall. Just remember, Alex, she doesn’t want you to shoot the...

A judge wearing a judge: Brooke Shields attends V-Day’s V to the Tenth in New York wearing a little frock from the Catherine Malandrino Spring 2008 collection. It’s a pretty dress in a pretty color. We like it on her except it does make her waist look a little thick and her boobs...

“If I were a drag queen my name would be Neonlicious.” No it wouldn’t. It’d be Jackie Ass. “Blayne is really cute but he knows nothing. He only knows girlicious. What is that?” For all the bitching we, the viewers do about Blayne’s annoying...

Darlings, at the end of the show last night, we leapt out of our seats and uttered three words in unison. Loudly. “This. Is. BULLSHIT!” Of course, Tom, being the good little Irish Catholic boy, calmed down immediately, but Lorenzo, being the fiery, hot-headed latin, was awake for...

We’d about had it with him last night. We usually only reserve this sentiment for the real villains and assholes on the show but we kept saying throughout the episode “He needs to just GO.” Which is a shame, because it’s not like he’s a bad guy and we think...

Darlings, we have a confession to make. We want to fuck Varla Jean Merman. Is that so wrong? Look at him! Her! Him! We have spent the night coming to terms with our newfound attraction to drag queens and we’re happy to inform you that we’re okay with it. So long as they look like...

We don’t care if the season’s not half over. This: “I don’t know what he’s packing, balls or vajayjay, but he needs to work that out ’cause I ain’t got no babies, ain’t nobody sucking on my titties. So please, man up.” Is the best line of...

Not exactly the Dream Team, these two. Although despite the sturm und drang, we thought they turned out a pretty hot look. Not without its problems, mind you, but let’s talk about both the sturm and the drang first. Okay, yes. We can see Korto being annoyed with Joe. She gave him the...

Well, what did we learn last night? We learned that Peggy’s sister carries around a ton of resentment. We learned that Don and Betty think sitting around and getting wasted on a Sunday constitutes family time. We learned that Duck is pretty lousy at his job and Don is always right. And...

There were some mighty bizarre matchups this episode. Jerrell/Stella, Terri/Suede and these two. Unfortunately, Blayne and Leanne didn’t really get a lot of air time, which is a shame because we’re really curious about how they worked together. One thing’s for sure… It...

Darlings, since the show gave us a breather and for the first time in a month we don’t have to rip a dozen+ dresses, let’s all take a moment and reflect on the fabulosity that is Nina Garcia. No one, no matter how fabulous or tasteful, gets it right every time they step out of the...

Could ANYONE have predicted that these two would not only comprise a dream team but that the general consensus would be that they were robbed of a win? Up is down! Black is white! We’d already started warming up to Stella, but who knew Jerrell was such a sweetie? It was really cute how...

This morning, we woke up, rolled over and said “Keith? Would you mind if we did a little interview?” He yawned, stretched, and said “Sure.” So we did.   First of all, how does is it feel to be the hottie-du-jour reality tv contestant? There is not one single gay...

Darlings, we’re usually of the opinion that children are best when they’re served over a bed of rice, but damn, if those little ragamuffins last night weren’t ten different kinds of adorable. Clearly, this one’s going to grow up and become a fruitfly. Congrats, Lady...

Aw, we’re really gonna miss her. She’s utterly adorable and we thought it was really sweet how torn up she was over having to pick between Stella and Daniel. But probably not as torn up as she was when she realized what a pain in the ass he is. Oh, kittens. There was some fighting...

Man, was that some out-of-left-field judging last night or what? We were surprised by both the winner AND the loser. Not that there’s anything wrong with this look (okay, maybe a couple things). But we’ll get to that in a minute. How about our Miss Brooke? She was a much better...

THREE more to go?! Let’s knock this shit out so we can all head to the bar. Kelli: We don’t even remember this one. Kelli says: “I love it. Maybe not 110% relevant to the Olympics but she looks fabulous.” Oh, honey. You’re making 3 points here and only one of...

Further introductions unnecessary. Click to make big, bitches! [Illustrations: Alex...

“I’m beginning to like get paler and paler, weaker and weaker, and probably by the end of the season I’ll be, like, frail.” Try as we might, we just can’t hate him. Oh, don’t look at us like that. We didn’t say we loved him, did we? Yeah, he’s...