Dear Miss Banks, Miss Slowey, and Miss Zee, When monkeys fly out our butts and this show gets picked up for a second season, we urge you to consider the following: people don’t want to watch assistants slogging their way through humiliating tasks like fixing your breakfast or kissing...

WWD asked several top designers (and Project Runway judges) to sketch Inaugural Ball gowns for Michelle Obama. Some also sketched day looks for her. “…just about everyone yearns to dress Michelle, who could raise the profile of American fashion around the world. Yet with the...

Posh launched her line of dresses (entitled, tantalizingly enough, “The Dress Collection”) on Monday and once again, Style has the goods: “Every one of them could’ve been pulled from Beckham’s own closet. The silhouette is beyond body-conscious, ultra-fitted from...

Sarah Jessica Parker attends the opening night celebration of the New York City Ballet at David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center in New York City. Y’know… Balmain Spring 2009 Collection Model: Anja Rubik Balenciaga Fall 2008 shoes We’re gonna have to say “In.”...

Darlings, we’d been planning this followup to the popular Dames and Divas Deathmatch for some time now but never seemed to get around to it. The upcoming 4-day weekend seemed like the right time. As we give thanks this holiday season, let’s hold a special place in our heart for...

Okay, let’s get back to it. What else happened? Oh, right. They had another shopping competition. Yawn. At least this was more in line with something an assistant would be asked to do: buy a thank you gift to give for a client or associate. And the winner is: the only team that seemed...

Darlings, it’s a testament to how far the show has come when we can find so much Project Runway at the American Music Awards. For instance, The Pussycat Dolls could have been called the Princess Puffysleeve Dolls since they’re head-to-toe in Siriano. Some of the looks were custom...

Miss Heidi is featured in the December issue of In Style magazine and on the one hand, she shows why she’s a supermodel, but on the other hand, she’s still wearing too many outfits cut all the way up to her cooch. Plus, she apparently gave the art department a workout because some...

Y’know, last night’s show was almost kindasorta an improvement. Even though the “memorize all the partygoers” challenge was lifted straight out of The Devil Wears Prada, it had the feel of something an assistant would be asked to do and it felt like it was more...

Alright kittens, we vented our anger with the show in the last Stylista post, so let’s go back to ripping it. We think this was better from a conceptual standpoint than the other team’s page, but just barely. It’s better in the sense that it’s cohesive and you can tell...

Christian Siriano’s surprise birthday party at Citrine on November 18, 2008 in New York City. Happy 23rd Birthday, Princess! Vicki, Christian, Andy Cohen, NeNe Christian and his boyfriend Brad Walsh More pics: [Photos:...

A boatload of our favorite (or not-so-favorite) judges attended the 5th Anniversary of the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund at Skylight Studios in New York City. Let’s be opinionated, shall we? La DVF in all her DVF-iness: DVF Fall 2008 Collection Model: Tatyana Usova We don’t know how the...

Frau Seal shows us she’s still got it as she sashays down the runway for Victoria’s Secret at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach in some of the most ridiculous getups we’ve ever seen. At the after party, she did a different sort of sashay on the red carpet: Louis Vuitton...

Y’all, we’re starting to get a little concerned about Ashlie. “You better count your blessings, girls. I don’t know, you’ve had this amazing guardian angel that wants you to do so well and I don’t know why for the life of me. I have like no faith...

Oh, girl. As soon as you started talking about how “immacher” everyone else is, we knew you’d be holding the blue box at the end of the episode. Not that we can blame her. Everyone on this show IS immature. Ridiculously so. Oh, and if you want to set yourself apart from the...

Darlings, we got our gay on in a big way and sat down with S2 Top Design winner Nathan Thomas. We laughed through the whole thing. Enjoy! Hey Nathan, how are you? Great, I’ve been dying to talk to you guys. Oh my god, really? Have you been reading our blog? Absolutely. You guys are...

Totally on the spur of the moment, we decided that Laura needed her gays with her at QVC and told her to come to our place early so we could have lunch and head out with her. It was for the most part, an uneventful trip except for when she dropped us off at the end of the night, came in to...

Natalie Portman and Debra Messing attend the 2008 Glamour Women of the Year Awards at Carnegie Hall in New York City. Jolibe Fall 2008 She looks great. It’s a beautiful dress and she wears it well. Hate the shoes but she’s into that whole vegan shoe thing and that doesn’t...

Let’s wrap up this student drama, shall we? It’s a decent effort. We think it won by default just because the other pages were lamer. For a page that’s all about color, it’s awfully muted, though. And the judges rightfully pointed out that it was a mistake to have a...

Posh makes an appearance at Cipriani Restaurant in London: The dress (Jonathan Saunders Fall 2008) IN, darling! The hair and makeup? FABULOUSLY in, doll! The (Hermes Kelly) bag? The (Louboutin “Rolando”) pumps? DELICIOUSLY in, poodle! The advanced eating disorder? TERRIBLY out,...

Kittens, we can’t do it. As much as they tried to push mini-Tootie here as a little bitch-in-training, the fact is, she’s just a kid who was probably excited to be on TV. We’d love to rip her to shreds, but even cold-hearted gays like us draw the line at tearing into...