It’s Sexy Sunday, bitches! We almost find it hard to believe that we’ve never featured Gisele Bündchen here before, since she’s something of a patron saint around our house. It’s a tragedy how watered down the term “supermodel,” has become but not only is...

Yippee ki-yay, bitches! In this week’s embarassing, uncomfortable photo shoot, the models all have to touch animals. Jordan reflects. “I’d rather rustle a pig in a photo shoot then shoot with Amanda again.” Honey, you’re a good model; probably the best among all...

Burgeoning fashion icon (and our new diva) Drew Barrymore has a cover and editorial for the latest Elle magazine. Gucci Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Yulia Kharlaponova Love that top, but that’s not such a hot picture of her, is it? The lighting looks way harsh and the makeup’s not...

Darlings, the celebrities came out to celebrate diamonds! Have you ever heard of anything more meaningful in your life? It’s the Cartier 100th Anniversary in America Celebration at Cartier Fifth Avenue Mansion in New York City – and you weren’t invited! Let’s be snotty...

Was that a fucking awesome episode or what? When Kate, Jack, and Daniel were traipsing through the jungle, we said “FINALLY. THAT’S what we’ve been missing for so long!” We don’t watch Lost so we can see a bunch of people living in ’70s suburbia, for...

Was that a fucking awesome episode or what? When Kate, Jack, and Daniel were traipsing through the jungle, we said “FINALLY. THAT’S what we’ve been missing for so long!” We don’t watch Lost so we can see a bunch of people living in ’70s suburbia, for...

Darlings, our ongoing quest to give you shiny things to look at has taken a turn for the literal today. The great Mario Testino photographed an editorial for V Magazine showcasing the spring ’09 metallics trend. The pics themselves are gorgeous, the clothes range from fabulous to ugly,...

Oh, poodles. This last one was a nail-biter. We knew as we headed into the upper tiers of the competition, things were going to get a bit more interesting, but when it came time to tally up the votes on this one, the lead kept swinging back and forth between the two combatants. “Julie!...

Darlings, are you bored with the same old one-color or starkly color-blocked looks? Not to worry; bold prints, patterns and overlays are back in a big, big way. We’re being a little snippy, of course. Like most trends, they never really went away. It’s just that lately,...

Oh, poodles. This last one was a nail-biter. We knew as we headed into the upper tiers of the competition, things were going to get a bit more interesting, but when it came time to tally up the votes on this one, the lead kept swinging back and forth between the two combatants. “Julie!...

Brides.com asked Christian Siriano to sketch wedding gowns for some engaged celebrities and there are NO puffy sleeves! We’ve got little to say about these because critiquing sketches is getting a little ahead of things. Give us an honest-to-god dress and we’ll rip the hell out of...

Kittens, can you believe (almost) an entire month has gone by without us checking in on Mrs. O? Michelle Obama attends the unveiling ceremony for the bust of Sojourner Truth in the U.S. Capitol Visitors Center in Washington, DC wearing a Sophie Theallet dress Regardless of your party...

God bless Sharon Stone, we say. In an age where celebrities have everything down to their bodily functions press managed, she brings the old school batshit crazy diva bit in a big, big way. She’s Norma Desmond 2.0. Sharon Stone attends An Evening With Women: Celebrating Art, Music,...

Darlings, to further our continuing mission to bring you pretty things to look at, here’s Faith Hill’s gorgeous editorial for Redbook. “Beauty for me has a lot to do with happiness and a certain confidence deep inside. People can see both of those things on your face. As I...

Unless you were living in a cave over the weekend, you no doubt have heard that the singular Bea Arthur has had her last cocktail on the lanai and shuffled off this mortal coil in sensible shoes. It’ll be a while before we’re all done reading tributes to her, but before the...

Okay ladies, here’s a puzzle for you. How do you go from this… Debra Messing attends the premiere of “Whatever Works” during the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival at Ziegfeld in New York City in Donna Karan Pre-Fall 2009 …to this? Debra Messing attends the CHANEL and...

Darlings, let’s start the week off with some whimsy, shall we? And “whimsy” (along with “eye candy”) is the best possible description for Agatha Ruiz de la Prada’s surrealist-inspired Fall 2009 collection, presented in Milan. Agatha de la Ruiz Prada has...

Ever wonder what happens to the Project Runway dresses after they’re auctioned off? Well, sometimes they wind up in the New York Times. “In 1987, Michelle Rosen offered candy to David Zornitsky during their first lecture at a C.P.A. course in New York. It was no accident that she...

Beyonce attends the premiere of “Obsessed” presented by The Cinema Society & MCMat the School of Visual Arts in New York City. And whatever goodwill she generated in us for her fashion choices earlier in the week has all but evaporated. We’re right back to too tight, too...

Blaynelicious debuted his fall ’09 collection and guess what? We’re not going to trash it! Except for maybe the Chippendales-inspired opening. Despite the cheesiness of the “Indian” theme, we have to admit he appears to be maturing as a designer. We see very little...

#5 – Morgan Quinn – Season 1 MORGANZA!!!! Come on, could there be any doubt? She brought the crazy on a daily basis but she also brought the fierce. Once she put aside all the bullshit and just did her job, she always performed amazingly. #4 – Shannone Holt – Season 5...